Lust drunk clowns

If I was infected with 28 Days Later disease and entirely overcome with rage, I'm not sure anyone would be able to tell the difference within that specified timeframe.

I have been playing Animal Crossing to escape from The Horrors™ and recently began considering a hamster ethnostate.

"You shouldn't read anything more than 50 years old" is such a wild take I had to log off for a minute to calm down.

Garden chonk.

Who up Franking they Stein?

What is a knight but a horse girl granted arms?

Look upon my beast and despair

Age verification? Two words: back pain.

I know men think they can fight ridiculously powerful animals all the time, but could you (personally) beat an ent if you had a chainsaw?

Loot drop after defeating me: ▫️ ▫️ ▫️ Nothing. I cannot be defeated.

Two lazy men compete to make the other get up first, and bring through the snacks - and unexpectedly catch feelings: Seated Rivalry.

Garth Marenghi and Alan Wake are essentially the same character taken in two completely different directions.

The Fantasy Hive has returned to SPFBO! Our resident SPFBO super-fan Theo has put together a team for SPFBO 11 - eleven?! Where has the time gone?? Meet this year's team and learn about the Hive's process here: tinyurl.com/mrab3mrk #SPFBO

Do you think Scrooge still stumps up the cash for Hugh and Dewey to go to the Glastonbirdy festival every year? (Louie stays away from festivals after a peyote trip at Burning Duck left him seeing a real duck every time he looked in a mirror.)

Good morning, strange bedfellows. I hope that you all have a wonderful day.

New Review - happy publication day to this wonderfully spooky atmospheric tale of hauntings - In This City, Where It Rains by Lyndsey Croal out now! www.runalongtheshelves.net/blog/2026/2/...

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Good day! I have been reading Storyland by Amy Jeffs. It is frustratingly close to being a perfect retelling of the mythology of Britain believed in Medieval Times, but Jeffs decided to add her own take on certain details, which means instead of being absorbed, it has to be picked apart first.

I wake up in the morning and I get out of bed and

"Video games don't cause violence." I say, knowing full well that I once twisted a playstation controller in half when I died to Ultima Weapon in FFVIII.

Mmm. Nom nom nom.

What is the measure of mankind? Poetry that stirs the soul? Flight to the very stars themselves? No. It is the ability to click on all boxes that contain a traffic light.

I'm afraid that my situation is not so simple as Shakira's. One of my hips does not lie, but the other does not tell the truth. And you can only ask them one question...