Look at my nuclear startups dawg I am moving to fucking New Zealand to escape the fallout

There is no more decorum. Do not aim high when they go low. Talk about them exactly how they deserve to be talked to. We had years of “civil” conversation and they upped their rhetoric. It didn’t work and it will never work.

ANTON CHIGURH: That is epic. Epic for the win

This is how the job system works in Warhammer Fantasy

Source familiar with MasterCard‘s internal workings: The company finds the censorship focus from consumers “profoundly irritating“ amid larger political issues — they want the controversy around paypros censorship to quietly disappear

“Experimenting with frugality” is one of the most evil things I’ve ever read

We live in an episode of Veep

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

Yeah so they don't think they're ever gonna be out of power again or else they wouldn't set the precedent that prior presidential pardons can be voided cause you don't like them and want to be able to torment your political enemies with the legal system. www.cnn.com/2025/10/28/p...

lol

I'm gonna keep on dancing with the

We need to take these people and do the kinds of stuff we used to do to Cure Mental Illness™️ in the 1800s. Dunk them in ice cold water and make scary loud sounds and electrocute their feet and flash lights at them. I don't know what else to do man we gotta hard reset these people for real

New copypasta just dropped

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Soldier (1998, dir. Paul W. S. Anderson) Goofs: Early on Todd (Kurt Russell) is trained to kill human shields, meant to demonstrate how depraved and immoral his elite soldier program is. This makes no sense, as the IDF admits that this is their SOP, and they're the most moral army in the world.

it's never occurred to them. they have zero idea that in the lawless, anti science, brutal world they seek to usher in, defective weirdos like them would have been used for food and firewood

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

David and Larry Ellisons’ sloptastic vision for Hollywood is coming into focus: “Paramount has reportedly signed a $200M+ multiyear deal for Higgsfield AI to use mass-use Popcorn AI model that ingests dailies and script notes, then outputs regional cuts: new leads, alternate jokes, revised endings”

I don’t know if there’s a more perfect illustration of the utter fucking nonsense that creative pollution by AI will produce than this choice to illustrate the power of Paramount’s new “localization” and “customization” technology by face-swapping Brad Pitt into the lead role of GET OUT

Man, I used to go to $5 Below to grab the occasional weird and interesting cheap thing that could be repurposed for my tabletop RPG crafting hobby, but almost everything in there is laughably overpriced at $5 now. Things are $5 in there that you couldn't pay me to take.

Guy who isn't getting any juice out of being pedantic about Frankenstein being the name of the doctor so he pivots to "actually the Bride of Frankenstein is the doctor's wife Elizabeth cause Frankenstein isn't the monster and the creature's intended mate rejected him, so they never got married"

I had no idea they were close like that

I for one feel totally fine about the fact that both political parties have their own nazi scandal right now. This is great everything feels totally great!!!

genuinely why do so many americans have a nazi phase or become genuine nazis. on a fundemental level you’d think that we’d have as much shared hatred for nazism as we do for the british

Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time. All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner." It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.

the “purity test” “big tent” crowd has in the last 3 months alone declared that we must all accept candidates who will sacrifice trans people’s civil rights & healthcare, who oppose abortion rights, & who openly sport nazi tattoos for a few decades. and if we don’t, we deserve what’s coming to us.

lmao god i love linkedin

Speaker of the House holding a formal presser to announce that Jesus is the king of everyone in the USA should be getting more attention

They had told Newsom to keep I-5 open during this stunt.

Can't overstate how radicalized rank-and-file suburban Dems are becoming watching all of this happen - I know septuagenarians going to their first protest since the Vietnam War, and the line of abolishing ICE and prosecuting regime collaborators is pretty standard now

spent a couple hours downtown today and there's a lot of white women in their 40s and 50s fedposting harder than i would ever feel comfortable with this meme is actually just real life

every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"

I don't really care to get involved in the parasocial stanning of internet personalities but even I have had to notice that the people demanding you debate them about the villainous Hasan casting lightning bolt at his dog are all truly pathetic freaks of the highest order.

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever

Making a settings menu and got an idea:

Turns out your assumptions about what republican group chats are like is correct www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Inshallah we will see the end of American military power soon