This hits the nail on the head

Ultimately Silicon Valley’s fatal flaw is that it has a glut of losers in a loser echo chamber and they have no idea why nobody else thinks their ideas are good and fun

What a beautiful piece of writing from my boss, @brycetetraeder.bsky.social. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Buddy, Kamala said she was insufficiently opposed to it in her own book that just came out lol. You're using a line that doesn't make any sense here to pretend she was doing tons, she's said it HERSELF. She's unironically taken more responsibility than her die hard defenders on this.

Demon country.

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

stop anthropomorphizing billionaires

Open the schools

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

Oh my god. Oh my god babe. I'm on cnn․com and (checks door is closed so kids can't hear) the minions died.

stop making weapons and just fund science and exploration

She’s got Sammy Davis eye

Elementary school art teacher that keeps getting in trouble for coaching kids to tell their parents they want to try tinctures instead of vaccines ass shoes Overpriced dropship crocheted Etsy trash booth at the farmer's market shoes These shoes moderate r/mildlyinteresting

Y'all if your coworkers die and you're told to just keep working and look away...don't.

Since we’re all making fun of Rod Dreher, I think about this at least once a week

Unfathomably degenerate society oh my god I fucking hate it here

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Well when you put it that way 🥲🫠

had to hit a hateful anon with the northern lion summon

Yeah, This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.

Preparing for Easter by reflecting on the Elizabeth Hurley tweet

Tomoodle

Just watched Wuthering Heights with my wife and the dual verdict is that shit was absolute cheeks

Just so you know, if I had a spin jump, it would be fucking over for you. FYI.

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

this might be the most haunting and traumatic piece of literature I have ever read

I'm sorry this is so fucking funny. It's 2026. We have moved beyond the question of "What If We Did Standpoint Theory For The Imperial Superprofits Mass Exploitation Death Machine, Would That Fix Everything??"

theyre doing this to me. its fine. i actually like it and i think its funny

Go home GI, your edgelord era got indexed by the Wayback Machine and a grad student is writing about you Your girlfriend started following Hasan Piker, GI GI, your meme coinS dropped 80% in value because the president’s son rug pulled you GI

your grandparents voting for reagan

I need it

How many can say they have surpassed all 18 levels of Horse Magnifier? I can. I can.

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have is a very based son named Saxon. He unironically ordered a cheeseburger in an omakase setting."

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Street Fighter 6 hotfix patch notes: - nerfed incest

Wanna see a dead body

Fuck... They found out I lied about my forklift certification. I'm gonna lose my job at the dick sucking factory. My job is to suck the forklift operator's dick

the people who spout this shit will happily kill you the moment they think they can get away with it and not feel a single thing

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AI is the deadly whisper of capital interests that betrays the working class in order to destroy it from within, and it couldn't be more simple than that.