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Lol these people are the guiltiest anyone has ever been of anything

Tough shit

this is going to change my life

I need to start saying this in response to those moments instead of immediately getting a rage headache

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

This fight was like pulling teeth and then eating broken glass with your gums, 100% FUCK this boss I am NEVER doing that shit again man

THIS IS WHAT WE ALL KEPT TELLING YOU ASSHOLES WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN COME OOONNNNNN

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Oough save me 5,000 year old Ivory Woman with crystal dagger... 5,000 year old Ivory Woman with crystal dagger... save me...

Valentine's cards used to be fucking brutal lmao

BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES

I could hand deliver millions of timestamped emails inviting the most visible people in the world to Sex Traffic Island and you STILL wouldn't raise a finger to protect the children Why would having everyone's photo IDs in a database that's already been hacked once protect the children any better

I get so bummed when I see people jeering a really good piece of media because they seemingly mistake an intentional exploration of a theme with an unexamined endorsement of something bad. I see it most with Frieren and Dan da Dan.

This is your opportunity to hire one of the best game designers in the business

“Don’t make fun of Epstein’s writing, he may have been dyslexic” is 2017-tier. Not even Woke 1.0. Pre-release Woke. Woke before it was a minimum viable product.

What if dogs could talk. What if the streets were paved with candy. Shut the fuck up!!!

Okay I found the most depressing post

omg wait did someone land one in that first picture???

One of my proudest online moments

This is one of the most profoundly dark and anti-human things I have ever seen in my whole entire life

So sick how Microsoft is destroying themselves to shove AI into every hole and rewrite all their code with a hallucination machine all so my computer can now no longer wake up from sleep mode. Fucking awesome company!

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

Mount Rushmore is so stupid that I actually support this. Put a Bored Ape up there, who cares

Love how the amount of rings changes from cut to cut

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

the rest of the Epstein files that they didn’t decide to release has to be a cosmic level of horror.

oh that’s why she lost

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit

how can we suffer these people to live among us, let alone purport to rule us? they're not just our enemies. they're an affront to the human experiment. they're hostile to all life not their own. they'd burn any number of us alive to avoid even a moment of mild discomfort. hideous

this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

An interesting experiment you can try is to ask mark cuban if he would rather do away with communists or billionaire pedophiles

im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me

The thing I’m taking away is that, from government to 4chan to transphobia to microtransactions in games to AI to twitter, everything’s pedophiles.

Do I know any folks who: 🔺love to create crunchy stat blocks and gear 🔺love dark fantasy 🔺want to pick up a little side work 🔺know how to stay on theme and concept Serious inquiries only. Not a full time gig. Thank youuuuuu!

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

Mr. Marley, with all due respect, I actually think that we're in real danger of every little thing very much NOT being alright unless a whole lot of people start worrying about a whole lot of things. Like, good for you that you saw birds when you woke up but that doesn't help with any of this

The thing that has shaken and hollowed me so much in the wake of everything awful thing we've been learning is truly how stupid, venal, and bovine all of these cretins are. Like honest to God a bunch of hooting, submental, cumbrained apes. Insulting, mortifying, infuriating, stomach turning.

in retrospect in the wake of the epstein files being released, no wonder ‘me too’ was met with such anger and ultimately those in power it meant to target never face many consequences

the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability

Every new thing I learn was in these files does this to me. I can feel my blood vibrating. I am actually experiencing real SAN loss. I will never be even remotely normal again. How could anyone be normal again now

CHUCK SCHUMER: (tied to chair, eyeball dangling out of head) Instead of cutting off another one of my fingers... MASKED WETWORK GOON: Gag him, quick, quick. CHUCK SCHUMER: Trump should be cutting grocery priMMFGHH—*

like ofc these guys HATE consensual pornography made by adults, they want to go back to the days where they could order magazines from sweden with loads of artsy CSAM in em

theres a particular moral certainty to knowing all your fascist opponents who bitched and moaned about "DA TRANSES GONNA TOUCH U KID" and pushed censorship of pornography are child molestors, people who want to be child molestors, or are bankrolled by child molestors