Artemis update: It's been a tough time. He is still in the hospital, not eating. A few folks have asked how they can help, so I've set up a GoFundMe to help with costs. If you've ever loved Artemis, his gravity experiments and feel moved to help him, here's the link. gofund.me/252b7473c

get the entire fuck out of here

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

Finally unlocked the good Youtube algo

DENNIS

Those unattractive, twee natalist white people touting the strength of their genes while wearing prescription Warby Parkers need to beGET the fuck out of my face with that weird shit

since this got labelled by some bullshit it is our moral duty to reskeet it

If the switch price goes up someone's gonna come at trump with the nintendo labo Doohickey™

my promise to you

Finally getting the good ads

You're keking. His frens are dunking on him and you're keking.

characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly

Anyone want to touch a truck at the minor league hockey game? Fair warning, there's barbers on the concourse.

Good morning. Thursday morning.