10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good at the site of her murder

working on a new fancy way to tie your shoes

a pocket thesaurus is great, if you don’t know a lot of words, and you’re wearing cargo pants, and don’t have any friends really.

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

alternately, a caste of merchant wolves called warewolves

[waking up]:

"So who's your favorite actor?" Me:

im growing increasingly concerned that luck is not what lemon pigs are attracting

This little guy looks a bit like an old banana.

Ever grab your own torso like whoa what's going on here

The tooth fairy: is santa: is me. The conspiracy goes right to the top.

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

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The urge to peel the plastic from my in-laws appliances grows stronger every year.

Julia Lillard

Saw a blimp today! 😀

The holy grail of public restrooms:

Driving across Texas, I will inevitably be bringing up the cowboys of moo mesa.

Apparently, a group of grackles is called a plague. 🌈The more you know.

may your child grow ever longer

bioaccumulating caffeine so that I am unappealing to any predators

The Squirrel of the Day for December 17, 2025 was not quite ready for the photographer #sqrlpix

☕️😞 Made this instead of writing. 😬🤫

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It's been forty years. It should all be out by now.

it's not a Waffle House, it's a waffle home

You're telling me the same netflix that doesn't have money for decent wigs bought warner brothers? 🤨

You're telling me the same netflix that doesn't have money for decent wigs bought warner brothers? 🤨

Roadside sign: Christmas hay rides! Saturday at 6pm! Me:

Just me and the smart fridges now...

What's the deal with this fella's beak?

It irks me to know people are using chatgpt for emails. I'm over here toiling over salutations, and you're going to let a robot respond? It's disrespectful! What happened to solidarity? What happened to getting through the work week, together, as brothers? What does a robot know of hump day?

I better see her getting stepped over on the way to 2026 by that cartoon lady in heels. Leave her with 'broken promises' and 'insecurity'

Staggering, bouncing off walls, unsure of my situation in space and time. I grabbed the nearest poor fool by his lapels and screamed in his face. "The WWE Hall of Fame, where is it?" "What?" "The WWE Hall of Fame, you waterhead. Tell me where it is, damn you." "It's... it's just an idea!"

Ghosts are just vibing having the time of their death and then these guys barge in reminding them of that time all their kids died of Polio.

Tried Pepsi again for the first time in ages...unhappy to report that it still sucks. It somehow tastes like being congested feels. 😕

Every year I look forward to the food completely forgetting that there is a social component to the event. 🧍‍♀️

Brine posting:

i don't stop drinking coffee until i feel like this

Over the river AND through the woods? In this economy?

My kids don't even know how blessed they are to be in a cosmic crisp family. 🍎

authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

what i really want to know is whenaburger

I'm something of an outdoorsman

It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"

Upon reflection I probably shouldn’t have had that fifth cup of coffee

Since I live with a creepy doll I try to keep happy, this #MGLit book by @writercass.bsky.social @simonkids.bsky.social was TERRIFYING! msyinglingreads.blogspot.com/2025/11/lost...

My kids think it's so funny I know real people named Kevin. To them, that's a minion name.

Stopped by the Texas Book Festival!😃💖 Some highlights: Meeting Carl the Collector and visiting my favorite haunted* bathroom at UT. *allegedly