a quick catte before i log off, love y'all

*logs on after a couple weeks away* *ongoing stanchini dipshit drama* *logs off* i'm doing pretty well offline, if anyone's asking <3

back from three days in the mines for posting jenna maroney at the transphobic sea otter (felt good to not be here tbh, gonna try to keep it that way. if this account kicks it again, ask her about it: @dyke.playth.ing)

lmao this is so stupid i love her

i’d like for some people to grapple with the fact that “the most important election of our lifetime,” if you actually mean it, implies that the governance period following it is also the most important governance period of our lifetime, and adjust their demands/expectations/behaviors accordingly

this is also my ongoing frustration. you can not run for office on "democracy is under threat" and then lose and go "oh well, nice game everyone" they put us in a constant state of hypervigilance & terror begging for our last $5 to save the country and then they do the joint softball game.

Good morning, Bluesky. www.youtube.com/shorts/Drl-q...

*leftistly throwing parties in Dallas for FIFA World Cup games voice* well we wouldn't want to punish all the leftists who aren't self-flagellating defeatists

lmao fuck you too, harry

A skeet in the hand is worth two in a bush 😏

endorsing this on the basis of having 1500 hrs in EU4: sortition is easily the best govt reform for republics

Please god do this I'm so sorry I can't feed and house every trans girl on my own we need cis people to do this there just aren't enough of us Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I once again apologize for my powers of prophecy, manifestation, or simply reading the room idk

Jesus fucking christ this is so heinous like I initially pulled it to do a vulgar wow I'm actually the fucking god of writing look at this dipshit thing but the way Nellie Bowles writes pro-war propaganda is genuinely sickening Moreover, ICE must be destroyed defector.com/is-nellie-bo...

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just stuck my dick in a panini press, i’m now ribbed for your pleasure

je suis tranny amber heard

Now I suspect cassie was nabbed by the automod but here's what gets me I think and it's that trans women can be sexually harassed for days and days, people can post revenge porn, people can stalk us and "no" is not a word they respect but the automod WILL pick up a George Foreman Sausage Smoker joke

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i’m just saying that a panini maker seems like a nice warm place to put something

I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something

Delete this. In the Silmarillion they explain that he has an experian score of 860

"stick my dick in a panini maker" and "im panini maker" her and her matching shirts

this website is a fucking joke btw

the way someone *contacted her rapist*, posted about it, and wasn't banned after that for at least a few more hours of harassment, and Cassie gets suspended for *this*? lol rape culture website dot com

you can be transphobic, racist, a pedophile, but god forbid you suggest someone put their dick in a panini maker

welcome to bluesky where you have to guess every day which of your friends will be banned for an incredibly tame retort to days of harassment

hey man y'all just banned a trans woman for making a joke, meanwhile the vilest transphobic shit stays up just fine on here if this "truly special" you can stuff it

chief enshittification officer

RIP lmao

Fox Sports graphics department going hard

woke up sleep deprived & mildly feral this morning can u tell

haven’t had a woman’s dick in my mouth since the era before international women’s day 2026 🙀 checkmate feminists

*talking to 90 pound divine feminine waifspo #femalemanipulator girlblogger carefully smoking a virginia slim and clutching a heavily annotated copy of the bell jar* ain’t coquette that game rich people play with them gay little hammers

homo erectus implies the existence of hetero erectus

i hate hate hate this time change bullshit & the older i get the worse it fucks with my sleep awake at 5.30 am today for no goddamn reason 😵‍💫

Frankly other countries don't hate the U.S. enough.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

I'm going to be so real rn there isn't an amount of dead american soldiers that i will care about

Me: I just need to make it through the rest of this week Friend: it's Sunday...

frankly if you need our votes THIS badly, then you should be a lot nicer to us generally.

ironclad not beating the nazi allegations

oh ur a trans man? well im also a trans, man

happy international women's day to all women, cis women included. youll always be real women to me ❤️

international women’s day

if an evil imperial power blackened the sky over my city with flammable rain, wishing them Death would be my baseline moderate position