if democrats want to win, they need to run guys with harleys who wear shirts that say ‘if you’re reading this, the bitch fell off’

Who’s gonna coach the team now?!?!

The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer

r/okbuddyrosalyn fuckin’ rules, y’all

We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away

MSFT laid off the Elder Scrolls artist who designed the Khajit and the Argonians. She has been with the franchise for 27 years. When she started work there the guy who would eventually helm X-Box and lay her off was 9 years old.

Mommy…kilky?!

Awwww, he made a li’l pillow out of his cape 🥹

*Visiting 19th century Vienna* you named a component of the psyche after a video game company?

/rolling my eyes and stomping around like Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer "Sorry I said the lying sexual assault troop shithead was 'the final and long overdue reckoning for Smoothgroin Liberalism' on X dot com."

They say you should speak to people in a coma because they might hear you.

You might think someone in a Behind the Bastards subreddit would have zero tolerance for rapists and/or people who flirt with the trappings of Nazism, given the frequency with which the show highlights Nazis and rapists, but…

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

So obviously it is by far the last item on a long list of sins but one bonus fuck you to Graham Platner for placing me in the position of agreeing with Tom fuckin’ Nichols of all people, thanks a lot asshole

Well, he may have used his groin to rape someone, but at least it’s not smooth!

The rhetorical shift from "Platner is a working class hero and the filthy libs like Jeffries and Schumer are trying to stop him!" to "Platner is a disgusting centrist shitbag and the filthy libs like Jeffries and Schumer are forcing him on us!" over the past six months sure is something.

So it turns out the SS-inked mercenary rape apologist who longed to wage bygone wars of indigenous genocide that I* chose to stand behind regardless has turned out to be a rapist, but in my defense his primary opponent with a track record of winning statewide election was OLD! *⤵️

I had this exact same thought when I saw that commercial where Pete Davidson is having an interminable chat with the AI-powered Alexa about a new nickname, but in the opposite direction—that they were trying to sell it as, like, an entourage sycophant for the plebs

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

this is the official scooby doo account

Man, Kurt really steps on Season’s lines here

YAY BLOB

Thankfully after about 15 minutes somebody at Fox News realized that it’s annoying enough when somebody in real life is holding their phone up in your sight line and they stopped recreating the phenomenon with their shots from the crowd

And now they’re back to honky-ing up some more soulful black classics

“We’ll put a boot in yer ass, it’s the American way,” yep they just sang that

The ghouls are spending America’s birthday crowing about the rising tide of racism washing across Europe. Cool!

wrote about my new favorite way to watch baseball type-click-type.ghost.io/the-best-sho...

new metaphor just dropped

Thanks for the clarification big baller, we may not stand for the flag in this house but we'll stand for the pole

Christian faith calls political leaders to be humble, and that’s why I’m vice president to a man who slaps his name in giant gold letters on everything he touches and wants to build a 250 foot high triumphal arch with his fist on top of it.

Q: what actor or actress chewed the most scenery in a single movie? A terrible movie, to be sure, but man did Willem chomp down

I feel like agreeing with the “money is the only real way to be safe in this day and age” question might’ve skewed this thing a bit, cause it’s not like I’m happy about that fact or anything. Still, pretty close for the most part

I was too young to get this one when Bebe’s Kids hit cable, but DAMN

😬

You’ve Gang Ganged your last Dance

the video of children dressed as Serge Gainsbourg singing to Serge Gainsbourg while he weeps

Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great. #FilmSky SPEED RACER (2008)

I do not care for this new dragon #HouseOfTheDragon

“I didn’t realize what a divisive word it was when I got my ‘I hate [n-bomb]s’ tattoo, but now that I do I keep it to remind me of how poorly America treats them. Not me, I’m evolved and enlightened now, as you can probably tell from the fact I have an ‘I hate [n-bomb]s’ tattoo.”

Love that Hunter Biden gave up alcohol and drugs and didn't have to wait for a cabinet position to do so.

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.

Saw this on FB. If you’ve ever enjoyed Aqua Teen, please help if you can. Someone who’s such an integral part of one of Adult Swim’s most beloved shows deserves much better than this.

"Good night, and good lox."

MansplAIning. Godammit