Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

The closest thing I had to Metal Gear in my Nintendo-less household

Happy May Day Brothers and Sisters

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover & Grogu

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First game I ever imported. As with part I, my buddy Mike and I completed it in one >24 hour adderall-fueled session, each playing one in-day game in turn. We both have still-sealed PS4 copies of part III waiting on the opportunity to repeat the process.

Given the way he’s larded the WH press corps with lackeys and water-carriers I’m guessing they’d argue questions like these are EXTREMELY productive

It’s been a while since I’ve seen The Incredible Mr. Limpet, and while I recalled the general uncomfortable weirdness about a man wanting to fuck a sexy fish, I forgot some of the details, like her apparent barely legality

The Changeling, the 1980 George C. Scott one. My older sister watched it while she was babysitting toddler me, and for the next ~6 months my mom was baffled as to why I melted down whenever she tried to rinse my hair in the bathtub. Sister got on so much trouble once my folks figured it out.

This is the only thing that could possibly convince Trump to get back onboard with offshore wind. “Deploy the whale-killing noise generators immediately.”

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

The Access of Evil

UggCorp putting wheel on everything. Wheel on club. Wheel on flint knife. Wheel on sleeping skin. Wheel on other wheels. It look like you trying skin animal, you want wheel help? Wheel can replace friend. Talk to wheel.

I guess Pete forgot that by the end of the movie Jules realizes that he’s the tyranny of evil men in this thing

A Penis on Elm Street Freddy’s Penis Penis Warriors The Dream Penis The Penis Child The Final Penis Wes Craven’s New Penis

Can’t catch a break in this godforsaken state

Should re-brand vaccines as microdosing antigens

Got hipped to Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 just as they were going into cultural hibernation so they remain one of my biggest missed ‘em live regrets. This is one hell of a Strangers From the Universe-era set and takes the sting out juuuuuust a little bit archive.org/details/tful...

Sugar > Hüsker Dü

“I’ve been politically homeless for a long time.”—the below-pictured asshole

The meritocracy is at it again deadline.com/2026/04/jona...

God, can you even imagine how maxxed this guy’s looks just got?

Not a sitcom, but still Barth’s Burgers or bust

posting all day. that’s right I’m a college man

a good gag on grindr or sniffies or whatever would be to use it from an airplane so th pic of your penis or ass goes flying across the map at 500 mph .

Electric Endicott

Hot damn

If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar

My man Victor turned this bad boy around in record time

If you’d given me a thousand guesses what kind of music Kiefer Sutherland’s child rapist character in “Eye for an Eye” would listen to I don’t think I would’ve managed to land on Cranes but man this guy is INTO IT

Boy, just imagine if this was real life and not just a (really fuckin’ amazing) television show!

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Challenge for those who are very confident that my dick is small: Explain how human consciousness works.

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One of the influencer’s last name is “Footlik,” because I guess reality decided the more obvious “Bootlick” was, for once, just a little too on-the-nose

It’s pretty fun! 🎵 Can you name the year from a song clip? 🎸 Year To Beat #3 ─ 455/500 (Top 5%) Nailed it 🎯 🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⏱️ 1:45 | 🔥 1-day streak yeartobeat.com/#shared

My dear sainted mother just blew my mind when she told me that 60s surfers were really into Iron Crosses, and when she told me to google “surfer’s cross” I ran into this little item from 1966, which I highly recommend because it keeps getting WILDER

SCIF now stands for “Some Curtains In Front”

SCHUMER: President Trump is attacking Iranian targets at a time when fissile nuclear material costs more than ever before for middle-class Americans,

Some prescient as hell programming about to kick off on WFMU

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live. 1: Boredoms 2: Animal Collective 3: Polvo 4: Os Mutantes 5: Godspeed You, Black Emperor! 6: Autechre 7: Tortoise 8: Konono No. 1 9: Brian Wilson (presenting SMiLE) 10: Clipse

I respect when the NPR puts that Español stank on it. You know it Wells Wesley-Wellesley IIi is putting their whole pussy into it

After spending my entire Bluesky career assiduously avoiding Stancil discourse, I couldn’t resist dipping a toe into a pile-on. I fear I might seek out some Arc Raiders PVP next.