Episode I: The Fat Young Men-Tits Episode II: A Jack of the Bones Episode III: Re-Minge of the Slit

I hate goin to ppl house & they ceiling fan spinnin loose af. Btch is it safe n here

Talk about the purest distillation of a thing, holy shit. Real murdering Jesus and wearing his skin shit right here.

It came today, the day every child fears; today was the day my mother asked me, “what’s a groyper?”

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

Remember how less than a decade ago the big campus crisis conservatives were pissing their pants over was students shutting down speaking engagements by nazi-sympathetic (or worse) personalities? I know conservatism and hypocrisy go together like PB&J but it’s still pretty galling.

You can tell this guy really loved Charlie by the way the tiny font adrift in a whole lot of blank paper evokes the Kirk-man’s facial proportions

“Now that this is just a useless white blob with juice spraying out of one side no one will ever be reminded of Charlie when they look upon it!”

The biggest irony about this whole fucked up situation is that everything conservatives said when they were assuming some trans lefty pulled the trigger about how the shooter’s murderous, anti-American ideology should be ripped out root and stem was ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.

Holy shit, not even “please don’t put in the newspaper that I got mad,” he put “I didn’t get mad” in the paper himself!

Me when someone shows up at my house and puts my lost keys in my hand: “This was a historic investigation, I want to thank the president for all his support.”

If people keep photoshopping your head onto the bodies of Rocky and Rambo then you just might have to deal with an IRL case of Stallone-mouth

The bullets had upside down 88s engraved on them. That's how we know the antifas did it.

They’ve got this (apparently literal) wet boy on to talk about Charlie Kirk’s NON-PARTISAN message about raising families and the brain-dead anchor is offering zero pushback. She signed off with “thank you for joining us and *shining light*.” Absolutely craven.

Oh please, (at)FBIDirectorPatel was my DAD’S Twitter handle! Call me (at)FBIDirectorKash. But so yeah, we had to let that guy go.

Couldn’t agree more, my four-legged fried

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

doctors I trust more than RFK jr

the same people that equated same-sex marriage to marrying a dog and trans people to an attack helicopter are out there falling in love with their "totally real person, you're just racist against AI" ChatGPT corpo-girlfriend Frankensteined together out of the internet's stolen catalytic converters

Doing this number but for an op against a nuclear adversary

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Gary with the Wind.

Thank god we let this guy remake higher education based solely on some of his similarly well-reasoned and in extremely good faith tweets

Said trailer also helped me realize that Austin Butler is like the dark twin of Glen Powell for me: I dislike GP because I think he can’t act, whereas I dislike AB despite the fact that he really, really can

Saw the trailer for the new Darren Aronofsky movie, whose pitch I can only imagine went something like “what if Guy Ritchie movies were American?”

Slightly Diminish a Band: Nurse With Boo-boo

I find something deeply comforting in the fact that when Andy Merrill wants to share some random media he just points his phone at a screen like me

I don’t even need a remaster or gameplay update, just port Powerstone 2 to PS5 as-is!

Shot a little coffee out my nose as this one rolled into view

Post someone who looks good in a hat

Post someone who looks good in a hat

NYT when confronted with naked extortion: “Much like the Little Rascals of yesteryear, Donald Trump pursues a series of quirky and unorthodox exchanges”

Advance footage of Jim’s “interview”:

120 Minutes for actual videos Liquid Television for everything else Honorable mention: Wonder Showzen

I feel like taking a category as vague and amorphous as “the left” to task for failing as a group to weigh in on *anything,* let alone “getting laid,” is indicative of a political brain-poisoning so deep as to render the opinions of its sufferer totally worthless and discountable.

Whodini is the first big rap crossover instead of Run DMC, Thomas Dolby supplants Rick Rubin in his tastemaker producer role, and hip-hop is infused with a powerful industrial undercurrent

All Tomorrow’s Parties programmer. Out Hud would reunite!

By all means, place the cartoon-focused channel with the company that DOESNT have almost a century of history in the animation industry, how perfectly logical!

Like trying to escape a black bear by climbing a tree #Fortnite

Is there anything more emblematic of evangelical Christianity than a dude saying he’ll pray for you and then immediately calling you a fucker, all while wearing headphones that ensure he won’t have to hear a word you say?

I 100% missed the boat on REM (plus they were popular when I was a teenager, which as a burgeoning elitist little shit was a big no-no for me), but I always appreciated the fact that they inspired this song: (also Michael Stipe was a pretty good Space Ghost interviewee)

Hello, I’m a fruit vendor’s street cart in a film. My hope is that *gets obliterated by a speeding car in the midst of a chase*

HBO leaning into the street side fruit cart trope HARD tonight