It was really weird emailing my old professor and just having to be like "btw im a girl now"

I might be paranoid but at least they're actually out to get me.

Strange thought: if you accidentally kill yourself in the course of autoerotic activity does your life insurance have to pay out?

The latest discourse about transitioning not just being bedrotting on hormones has gotten me right in the feelings. I know i could try harder.

It's a bad Idea to get high and grocery shop right?

Welcome to online trans culture, where our top scientists are hard at work trying to create a contagious mental illness. Meanwhile, our bottom scientists keep successfully convincing each other they're dogs.

Chat do I lie on the suicidality questionnaire or tell the truth and risk shit getting FUN

I love thinking about how I'm incapable of matching what my own media addled brain tells me a woman is supposed to look like. It's like I'm my own fucking abusive relationship.

Everything i ate today ads up to one protein bar, one apple, one cup of coffee and one monster ultra, yet somehow I don't lose weight. What the fuck.

Chat, Is it bad to show up to a doctor's appointment blazed?

Nothing says "Mentally Healthy" like sucking on weed vape while you wait for an appointment with your psychiatrist.

When I talk about crowdsourcing bigotry, this is what I mean. The OU case is an anti-trans campaign, full-stop. Confected outrage generated by a well-funded group of elites (far-right GOP) applying pressure to other elites (university admin).

When I think "architectural genius" I think "2 bathrooms and 7 bathroomish things, one of which is just a room with 3 sinks"

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Roasted turkey thighs with rosemary butter

if there were as many resources dedicated to trans healthcare as there were to eliminating it every trans woman would have five pussies by now

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I'm supposed to have some insightful witty comment about TDOR but all I can really offer is a sort of gut wrenching sadness.

What if the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was a vape.

Labubus confuse me because it's not a charm at that point. You are attaching an entire full sized furby to your purse. It's just not practical.

So this is just something that suddenly started bothering me. Does Hazbin hotel even pass the bechdel test? Do two women ever have a conversation that doesn't involve a man?

while i have your attention

okay it's not a medical issue it's just that the specifics of my embryonic development result in my needing medical intervention to live a long, healthy, fulfilling life. but don't call that a medical issue that's fascism

It has to suck for a certain segment of the population that locktober transitions straight into no nut november

Bourdain is in Heaven and Kissinger is in Hell. it's the same room and it's full of hammers

I can't play Armored Core anymore it makes me too confusingly horny.

I don't need a manic pixie dream girl I need a fucking buttoned down human to take control of my life for about 6 months and tell me what I am doing. I am absolutely not capable of being an adult.

I suppose the alternative hypothesis is that my voice is 60% "Not Male" though so it's technically barely scraping a win.

I ran my voice through the genderizer again I got 40% male, 32% female This leaves open the existence of 28% "Other" to ponder

Do they make those dude wipes but for women?

How do you explain to boomer parents that the first result in google isn't real anymore? Like assuming they are completely unaware of what an LLM is?

Oh god i smell toast. Is the smelling toast thing real?

"In my defense, yes I have "My Loyalty is My Honor" tattooed over my genitals, but I got it on a killer bender in Bosnia in 1995."

Short of a fucking swastika or SS lightning bolts a totenkopf is about the most nazi of nazi things and if I had one on my body you would need to physically restrain me from peeling it off with a razor blade.

I think we need to ditch the Nazi oaf. This is not rocket science this freak is gonna Fetterman the second he gets power. I really hate that the only viable alternative is a 79 year old woman but blame that one on the Democratic Party.

I couldn't go to the no kings protest today so instead I extolled communist theory of the means of production to my electrologist.

"Hey baby if I said you had the lips of a passoid would you put them on me?"

The biggest obstacle to me switching to LINUX are the fucking names. "OK now that we've decided on CANDY instead of MARSHMELLOW you need to decide on if you want to use ELF 6, WAAAGON, or PUPPYGIRL 4. Now ELF 6 is the successor to CHEEZBURGR so if you're familiar with MORLOCK that is your pick."

I swear not biting my nails should qualify as mental anguish.

The really funny part of today's discourse is how many women I know whose pussies were paid for by the state.

Bottom surgery should offer a neo hymen as standard for the full experience

girls want to be one thing and that's a WMD

My toxic trait is

I don't struggle with treatment resistant depression. I'm actually excelling at it.

the mountain goats are Hamilton for people with treatment resistant depression

I have had SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUCHCAFFINE *immediately drinks more* *vibrates in transgender*

Today's breakfast: One Coke Zero, one monster ultra, two cups of coffee. FUNCTIONAL!