(someone commits political violence) Revolution!! Viva la... (reading the first page of the manifesto) ...Foreskin Restoration??

Every trans woman on this website is now in a race to seduce Tim Heidecker and secure that glorious personality hire at Infowars.

I swear I'm going to get a tattoo that just says "Fucking Bushwick"

WHAT THE FUCK SMELLS LIKE REFRIED BEANS

If you think you have a good therapist they're just "not great on the trans stuff" you don't have a good therapist. Take it from the annectdotal experience of a random crazy woman on the internet.

wow! yeah! we must stand against tyranny! now i'm just gonna take a big sip of my coffee & learn a little about exactly how accessible all types & age ranges of trans healthcare are at every catholic hospital in america

I want to make a confession. I don't actually know how to use an em dash. My knowledge of punctuation just kinda stops at oxford commas.

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

90% of my feed is Orban posting and the other 10% is inexplicably kittens today.

T4T hetslop is a highly underrated commodity and I recommend buying futures in it.

Industrial Burning BeyStations

This is where I'm posting from today

Here’s the story of one of them. Awful www.thestranger.com/forced-out/f...

I'm somewhat scared the president of my country is going to kidnap and possibly torture The Pope.

The death of the fog of war appears to have been prematurely reported, as the world asks "Is Saudi Arabia on fire or not?"

Honestly it's all surprising authentic to the fem experience.

My entire experience of transness has basically just been pain. Needles and shots and laser and electro and surgery and weight loss and a never ending dysmorphic obsession with perfection in the face of a patriarchal society that hates me.

My laundry pile is taunting me again

I wish so much I was more annoying.

It's simple: The Supreme Court says bans on medical care—and speech related to that care—are only allowed in the conservative direction. Tennessee can ban gender-affirming care as a medical regulation, matter but Colorado CANNOT regulate therapists who wish to deny patients' gender or sexuality

the thing about “trans women are women” is that if you truly believe that — and you should — then you will become horrified beyond measure at what we as a society are willing to put young girls through, just because they are trans it’s not just a statement of fact; it’s a recognition of brutality

Touching the hot stove, having a bunch of meetings, thinking really hard about it, then being informed that hot stoves do not in fact hurt, and it is in fact best for your mental health if you just get your whole hand on there.

Men are an error that can be fixed in basements.

I also strongly recommend swords of Damocles as wakefulness aids.

I strongly suggest encountering the true margins of your world if you wish to learn for yourself the nature of your privilege and the lengths to which you will go to preserve it. A very brief stint as a genuinely powerless pawn at the whims of others wonderfully crystalizes how good you have it.

I think I just put in contender for worst day of my life. Now i can't sleep. I just want this fucking day from hell to be over so I can deal with all the catastrophic fallout some more tomorrow.

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

I spent 50 dollars on an impulse purchase safety razor at midnight. I feel mentally stable

I have this. The doctor said it's terminal

My singular concession to the notion that pricing must be a signal of worth is that the 6 dollar gourmet ice cream sandwich my grocery store sells must be absolutely amazing. I will never buy one, lest I learn the truth and retreat screaming into the woods.

I just wanna go on the record that I think I could beat up Adam Sessler.

Why do i get ideation at 1230am every night like clockwork

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Something this website has definitely taught me is that I'm not even alive enough to be called a loser. Losers have agency.

Can't go out locally because all the 3rd spaces are either closing or becoming too expensive. Can't engage in hobbies because they're too expensive. Can't travel because flying is too expensive and you might end up getting assaulted by an ICE agent. And he's only been in office for a year.

I didn't know a year could become an eternity.

A funny thing about recurring depression is that you can have long periods of dysthymia—milder depression—in between more severe episodes, and at the time it can just feel like "I'm depressed." And then more severe depression hits and it's like "oh right"

Holocaust survivor Stephen Kapos protesting in London #neveragainmeansneveragainforeveryone #gaza #Palestine #iran #warcrimes #illegalwar

Well this is horrible. apnews.com/article/prai...

Apparently, I’m supposed to give this Ikea lamp a happy ending.

So the collective effect of the collapse of the rules based international order on broadly "center liberal" prestige think piece mills like the Atlantic and the NYT Opinion pages has been similar to the effect of a gas leak on a concussion victim.

Browsing bluesky in the park totally counts as touching grass

It's fascinating how awful movements almost universally coalesce upon "black coffee only" like a form of ideological Carcinisation.

I've already got my gender dysphoria diagnosis. Do you have yours?

I only need to lose another 26 pounds to be officially Overweight