I can't stop thinking about this.......

I'm probably a naif

I have questions about this advertisement.

Democrats: I trust the professionalism and integrity of Tom Homan Tom Homan:

I have run out of hyperfixation and I guess I just stare at my computer screen and refresh bluesky 16 hours a day?

Is this 80s enough?

I think I'm in a codependent relationship with a shark I bought at Ikea

I think the best thing I did for my transition was make my parents realize they were never getting grandkids from my utterly hopeless ass years before I came out. I haven't had to hear a single complaint about it.

I love how, by the fact that it is managed by the sanitation department entirely, snow in NYC technically becomes officially just sparking trash as soon as it hits the ground. Also funny penis joke.

It's so wild that you can just take pills and fall asleep and then you never have to worry about anything ever again. Just a thought

photographer is Jeff Wheeler at the Star Tribune. guy with the flag is Curtis Evans, a Marine veteran.

Pumpkin spice hot cocoa slaps

nope, it's GREAT and now it's on TUBI!

I do not understand desks covered in cans. You put recycling bin next to desk. You finish can. Can go in bin. When bin full empty bin. How is this hard.

I think I might literally be to depressed to go to therapy. The entire process of getting out of bed and going outside is too much work

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

My firm anti-happenings pondering stance is being challenged by a deep hope that it happened.

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

I should switch to diy Enthanate on principle.

Rawdog Street E or you're a Tucute.

People think me saying I have a very high pain tolerance is bragging but it's honestly more of a cry for help

there needs to be a surgery to make ur feet a women’s size 8

I might need this.

The worst thing about wanting somebody to collar you like a dog and keep you under their bed is that you have to actually go outside and talk to people like a human to find someone to do it. It is a frankly unfair set of circumstances. There needs to be like a therapy dog matching program for this

Fuck. It's so not fair when you think of a banger but you just posted something super somber and important and you can't just violently flashbang your followers with the dissonance.

This works out to one death every 3 days. That is an insane number. That is a number that should be plastered all over the news. Instead it's moderately trending on a niche social media platform. One Every Three Days.

OK WAIT. Are cucumbers a squash?

The delivery guy won

Why the fuck am I browsing political bluesky high off my ass. WHO WILLINGLY DOES THAT?

The world isn't fair, because closeted me had already done the things necessary to be a Dorley Girl.

My pizza delivery guy is basically racing my edible to see whether I retain the ability to operate my stupid cell phone app doorbell.

I'm sad again. Parasocial interactions with people who are just so much better than me are very bad for my mental health

My entire life's purpose is to move from being pathetic in a sad way to pathetic in a hot way.

I miss when transsky got obsessed with books. Maybe they still are and they all just blocked me

i wish there was an easy/professional way to explain to academics/professionals that most of the cis people who go out of their way to study trans people are creeps

Renee Nicole Good She was a poet They blew her fucking brains all over her headrest. words fail.

I love that trans people are immune to microplastics. "Oh no microplastics are gonna decrease my fertility and mess with my body's natural hormone production. Whatever will I do!"

I just paid 7 dollars for a coffee because it's an hour until my appointment and there is literally nowhere to sit and be warm. I hate this city

My friends are taking me on an outing to the natural history museum like I'm an 8 year old who just aced her math exam.

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

Making a list of all the things regular people can say that trans women can’t unless we want to get harassed off social media. Does anyone have like five thousand sheets of paper and a really good pen.

magical

I should be sent to a farm upstate where I can frolic and play to my heart's content. Definitely that's what should happen

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Just had the terrifying thought that I could lose weight and all of it might just come off my hips and boobs and leave just the fucking belly fat that's impossible to get rid of