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BREAKING: Ambassador Trentino of Sylvania has endorsed Cuomo

EV-9D9 has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Bo Bichette? Bo Bichette? Where?

just discovered that there was a leak from someone involved in the restoration team revealing that Disney is, indeed, restoring the theatrical cuts of the original Star Wars trilogy! complete with screenshots!

still makes no sense how Dark Horse got the Star Wars license back when Marvel still publishes lots of Star Wars, but I flipped through this on a whim because of the Francavilla cover and my jaw fuckin dropped. Luke and Leia meet another weird Force demon, hardly original, but JUST LOOK AT IT:

I assumed this was AI but here’s him calling Darth Vader a fine man.

These rugs have been a Trandoshan tradition for a long time. Do your research

#StarWars #CloneTroopers #AttackOfTheClones #temueramorrison #Parody #Elvis #ElvisPresley #CommanderCody #Rex #BadBatch #RockAndRoll

#StarWars #CloneTroopers #AttackOfTheClones #temueramorrison #Parody #Elvis #ElvisPresley #CommanderCody #Rex #BadBatch #RockAndRoll

Sometimes when you read the list of who liked your post

Every time I rewatch “The Last Jedi,” it inches closer and closer to my #2 spot in “Favorite Star Wars” movies. I dearly wish the three sequels worked better as a whole, but damn, “The Last Jedi” just WORKS.

I wish we got to hear more of her diplomatic accent

A little treat for Empire Strikes Back fans: extensive description of Leigh Brackett's contributions to the screenplay, which were substantial, especially in terms of subplots and locations. www.denofgeek.com/movies/star-...

I’ve been fortunate enough to attend a couple of these shows live in person. So much fun!

One unforeseen turn my life has taken is getting to be involved in the @starwarsminute.bsky.social /The George Lucas Talk Show LIVE reads over the past year and change. Getting to share the stage with so many talented funny people has been amazing!

wow, tough to choose...

Someone in comments (and now I can't find the actual comment, sorry) said the best Star Wars trilogy is now Andor, Rogue One and Star Wars Ep 4, and you know what, I'm here for that argument, call it the "Death Star Trilogy"

20 years ago I was seeing @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social at the Bloomfield Ave Cafe and now @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social has brought him into my @starwarsminute.bsky.social world. I'm glad he's got 'Jah' in his character name. #skanowmorethanever

🔴 LIVE STREAMING TONIGHT 🔴 IT’S A YUBBY NUBBY EWOK MURDER PARTY: An All-Star Live-Reading of Return of the Jedi! Sat, Aug 16, 6:30p PT at Dynasty Typewriter In-Person tix are sold out but you can get access to livestream at swliveread.com! @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @starwarsminute.bsky.social

This Saturday, August 16, 6:30p PT at @dynastytypewriter, IT’S A YUBBY NUBBY EWOK MURDER PARTY: AN ALL STAR LIVE READING OF RETURN OF THE JEDI! In-Person tix are sold out but you can get access to the livestream at swliveread.com!

Started an Andor rewatch, and I’m struck through the early episodes by how few alien-alien characters there are. It’s almost all humans (even from different planets), plus the odd droid here and there. Helps keep the fascism parable relatively grounded.

More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge

Qui-Gon’s catch phrase “There’s always a bigger fish” also works thematically. You might *think* you understand the bad guy’s plan but there’s actually a bigger villain of whom you might be completely unaware—and for whom you are completely unprepared. #StarWars #Prequels

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.

Wait a minute: one of Ani’s complaints about sand is that it’s coarse—coarse-sand = coruscant?!?!

@starwarsminute.bsky.social @petetheretailer.bsky.social @alexrobinson.bsky.social

Some of the quotes on this don't really match up to the headline, which gives me hope. But some of them do, which dashes that hope. I fear we might've gone around the bend in terms of thinking that whatever is the technologically latest is qualitatively best.

While I am extremely proud of how well my daughter played Darth Revan’s Theme at tonight’s piano recital, I’m disappointed her teacher would not allow me to “speed run” Knights of the Old Republic on the screen behind her as she performed.

I feel like #Kenobi beat them to the gate

Wow (Wow). I've been a fan of Nick and Mitch since I saw them all crush at the UCB and writing a Doughboys movie in the much better format of comics under their and the Commissioner's very funny eye has been a dream. Art by @fredcstresing.bsky.social and colors by @megcasey.bsky.social!

This was great. Go get the live stream. It's available for a few more days. And go back and watch the readings of the prequels, @vicmmic.bsky.social is the best Obi Wan you've ever seen.

There is no try only do, but it’s probably too smart for you.

THIS SATURDAY, MAY 31 at Dynasty Typewriter ….MYNOCKS FROM SPACE: An All-Star Live Reading of The Empire Strikes Back! In-Person Tickets are sold out (there will be a standby line) but livestream tickets are still available! TIX: swliveread.com

ADD a letter and ruin a movie: The Least Jedi

THIS SATURDAY, MAY 31 at Dynasty Typewriter ….MYNOCKS FROM SPACE: An All-Star Live Reading of The Empire Strikes Back! In-Person Tickets are sold out (there will be a standby line) but livestream tickets are still available! TIX: swliveread.com

If you see this, quote repost with your favorite character in ALL of #StarTrek

hey remember Bigger Luke theory well here comes Bigger Ben Mendelsohn theory

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. Rebels in a trash compactor! #UncleSheevsJokeBook

In person tickets are #SoldOut but you’ll want to join us for the #LiveStream! SWLiveRead.com

given that ANDOR avoids so much typical star wars bullshit, it's wild to remember that ROGUE ONE is about some EXTREMELY typical star wars bullshit (a fun bit of worldbuilding from the OT becomes an overdetermined plot point entangled in the protagonist's relationship w/their estranged father)

Nancy Reagan's personal astrologer but for Emperor Sheev the First.

Andor's second season is over. Let's look back at how all twelve episodes worked together. Spoilers, they were great and it was awesome and I'm gonna miss this show: youtu.be/vA7vTo070B8?...

Born on this date: Peter Mayhew! #Chewbacca #starwars

Soooo... who is going to tell him?

Minute 10 of #EmpireStrikesBack Did you notice that in the film #LukeSkywalker is upside down once per act, and that each time he levels up one #Force power? You’d think the #JediTemple would be filled with #padawans doing handstands.