Ah, cripes! #mst3k

Bike Commuting 101: MKE Edition—This will be a free webinar offered by Wisconsin Bike Fed. Learn More zoom.us/meeting/regi...

How’s everybody’s NFTs doing?

@kenjennings.bsky.social , welcome to the War on Cars. @thewaroncars.bsky.social @brooklynspoke.bsky.social

RIP Trish Keenan (of Broadcast) who passed away 15 years ago today. #broadcast #trishkeenan youtu.be/31NMHu0kdRM?...

Seems like a good enough time to repost this:

Well, at least the Steelers are out. Already a better week than the last one.

Do I get off the couch one last time..?

Eww. futurism.com/future-socie...

“HAL, you got some ‘splainin’ to do!”

Appropriate bookends to what was a horrible week in general anyway. Neither team I root for can hold a 4th quarter lead and I take it personally.

The collapse of democracy ruined everything. Having to agree with fans of rival sports teams because we share the same core values and human decency sucks ass.

Picturing @kleindrivehomer.bsky.social losing his mind just seeing this:

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/

I brought my timpani to what I *thought* was a rowdy screening of Amadeus. It did not go over well.

W?! T?! F?! www.theguardian.com/business/202...

@asteroidproject.bsky.social Happy New Year! (?)

If you put on the U2 song “New Year’s Day” right at 11:59:59 PM, you will hear the U2 song “New Year’s Day” right as New Year’s Day starts.

More arpeggios, less strumming in 2026.

Why commas are so important:

I need to invest in a non-productive asset that’s so 2026! (I miss tulips…) finance.yahoo.com/news/gold-si...

The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word? "I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

My wife calls this the Lando Calrissian Award and I can’t unsee it. LoL!

Friday at 4:59, just as everyone goes on holiday break. Classic timing. Up there with “we, uh, didn’t find any nukes in Iraq, have a great weekend everybody!” www.npr.org/2025/12/19/n...

@starwarsminute.bsky.social @petetheretailer.bsky.social We love it when they talk about the toys.

Headline of the year! (I used to play bass for the Cosmic Owls, btw) www.space.com/astronomy/bl...

No lies detected.

The beginning of this commercial is low key horrifying. @thewaroncars.bsky.social youtu.be/ayzv_DCjzR4?...

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

If your team don’t have Keisean Nixon, it sure could use some fixing’.

Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!

Story as old as time… www.bbc.com/news/article...

The official slogan of the Trader Joe’s parking lot.

I say this as a Ravens fan: Every AFC North team is a Barry Lyndon-esque fraud trying to fail upward into the chateau known as the NFL playoffs.

@tarkus1980.bsky.social @discordpod.bsky.social

I kinda miss the thrill of working at the Co-Op on Thanksgiving Wednesday.

@starwarsminute.bsky.social from r/illinois:

Comfortable? Is there anything else you would like at this time, sir?

Why am I seeing tax prep commercials now? TV should not be stressing me out about this before the year is even over.

Just heard a segment on “Political Gabfest” about America’s affordability crisis immediately followed by an ad for Saks Fifth Avenue, for all your holiday shopping! 🤦

@pftompkins.bsky.social On the British knitting competition show (not making that up) Game of Wool one of the contestants made a Gritty themed dog outfit:

We got a promise to a vote sometime soon. Peace for our time. Enjoy your Thanksgiving air travel.

The President and the Supreme Court went into crisis mode, on a weekend, to deny food assistance to Americans. Remember that. Tell your “America First” friends, family, and public officials that every F-ing chance you get.

Americans, you could have this.