To quote a famous Disney character, “I’m sorry too.” D+ subscriber since day 1, and I’m out.

Hey, what’s a great album from the 90s that I’ve ignored until this point because the band name just sounded too stupid?

Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando

That we’ve had three live action GI Joe movies and none of them have done “the McGuffin breaks into three pieces that land in the arctic, the sea, and another land environment” seems so wasteful. Come on.

The Empire Strikes Back Live Read is now live on YouTube! Wild cast, check it out!! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Hey, is that new life still awaiting me in the off-world colonies? Asking for a friend.

I guess Alexa thinks “Doo Wop Boys” contains a slur worth censoring…

@richsommer.pizza is pitch perfect as Luke Skywalker. And boy, does he go all out for the role. @diedrichbader.bsky.social as Vader seemed to be having the time of his life. And @davidwain.bsky.social’s Yoda? Hilarious. @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @petetheretailer 3 of 3

The props were leveled up for Mynocks from Space. Just perfect additions to the show. @ifycomedy.com @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @petetheretailer.bsky.social 2 of 3

Mynocks from Space! The most recent Star Wars live read at Dynasty Typewriter. Brilliant cast and a delightful time reliving The Empire Strikes Back with a twist. @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @petetheretailer.bsky.social 1 of 3

NYC always shows up 🔥💪 #HandsOff

12 Angry Men, but it's the Kryptonian council of elders.

Tonight!! Get your live stream tickets now! SWLiveRead.com

A lotta Tostitos getting thrown away right now

Front row seats for the spectacular “Kashyyyk Life Day Carol: A Parody Live Reading Of The Star Wars Holiday Special” at Cobb’s Comedy Club for #SFSketchfest @starwarsminute.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @connorratliff.bsky.social @paulscheer.com @ninawest.bsky.social

SAN FRANCISCO! February 2nd at Cobbs Comedy Club as part of the @sfsketchfest.bsky.social , George Lucas Talk Show and Star Wars Minute are proud to present: THE KASHYYYK LIFE DAY CAROL: A LIVE PARODY READING OF THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL! You can grab tickets now at swliveread.com

Technically, a Frost giant.

TIRED: Cakehole WIRED:

What would’ve been great images, if the focus was right. Shots from Mustafar Takes Los Angeles presented by @starwarsminute.bsky.social & George Lucas Talk Show with friends @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @petetheretailer.bsky.social & @alexrobinson.bsky.social in Los Angeles.

Washmen.

REMINDER: You can still purchase a livestream ticket to see Haley Joel Osment pledge his allegiance to Paul F. Tompkins, plus all the other fun goofiness from Mustafar Takes Los Angeles! Go to mustafarla.com now! #mustafarla

A giant Costco peanut butter in my household disappears at the alarming rate of phone battery

I feel sorry for all you losers who DON’T see your name at the bottom of all your plastic cups. #Polyethyleneterephthalate

I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I've been stranded in the combat zone I walked through Bedford Stuy alone Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you

Ten years, eleven movies, fifteen hundred episodes, and here we are. #maclunkey art19.com/shows/star-w...

Shout out to everyone else who sings “H Mart parking lot” to the tune of the H.R. Pufnstuf theme whenever they’re about to shop for Asian groceries.

"Coruscant, your last chance this is."

It’s been 45 years, how the heck are people still calling him “Bobba” Fett?