i think its awesome that US troops have a stock name for the guy who's fucking their girlfriends and wives while they're stuck on a boat up to their knees in their own shit eating dry as fuck hamburger patties and reconstituted seagull cloaca

California lawmakers are fast-tracking AB 1709—a sweeping bill that would ban anyone under 16 from using social media and force every user, regardless of age, to verify their identity before accessing social platforms. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Have you ever noticed that the massive, coordinated, multi-year assault on trans rights is based on NOTHING WHATSOEVER

Here are the four fascist Democrats who are ushering this along: @tomsuozzi.bsky.social @gluesenkampperez.house.gov @golden.house.gov Melt those phones! (Call tool and more info here: www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/call... )

Rather than naming specific ingredients or specific mechanisms of doing harm, ultra-processed simply says that all foods that fit the VIBE of being somehow "unnatural" above a certain arbitrary threshold must share the same intrinsic quality of Badness One that regular-processed Ground Beef doesn't

"Ultra processed" as categorization scheme has to be understood first and foremost as a way to group plant-based meat substitutes with shit like the American Turbocarcinogenic Deep Fried Hardened Corn Syrup Food Product that just happened to show up after plant-based meat substitutes got popular

maybe it isn't a cuck chair. maybe they're poly and it's a 'politely waiting your turn' chair. Did you ever think of that.

FINAL FANTASY X LP Vinyl Set -Eternal Calm- up for preorder on CD Japan ($54) buff.ly/ufEbPfR #ad

this is me

this is, without exaggeration, the best shit i’ve seen in years

there is going to be years of your life in the future where you dont hear or read a post of someone doing a donald trump impression. you are never going to see a political cartoon where he is a squat little orange guy with the long red tie again. green grass and blue sky stretching on forever

As I wrote in @xtramagazine.com, age verification is bad tech, and it is going to just harm so many people unnecessarily, most especially queer and trans people.

ok there are still some good tweets out there lol

This is every transition timeline I've ever seen

If he apologizes for this, there must be incontrovertible proof that the company is responsible for much worse, even if I cant quite imagine what that worse is.

Millions kicked off SNAP while food prices skyrocket is a strong foundation for some truly radical politics.

I'll say it again, one of the worst things this rampant push to cram "generative AI" into everything has done is make people suspect bright kids of cheating when they're just nerdy or bookish or neurodivergent, sanding down their unique edges to fit into people's lowered, homogenized expectations.

Why do libs have a weird need to do Harry Potter dog whistles lately? Youtubers who have never even mentioned HP are now naming characters Hagrid or shoe horning a platform 9 3/4's joke. We get it, you hate the trannies. You know you could just fuck off and be a republican right?

It's really quite bizarre how much work in trans healthcare bases itself on the idea that a patient who deliberately seeks out the Penis Removal Doctor and says "I am certain that I would like to have my penis removed" might be lying so they can have their penis removed without actually wanting that

This is all accurate but I do want to note it was two Nazi salutes, plural. Everyone always forgets Musk did a Nazi salute to the crowd behind him too.

Every "dad game" is just a movie about a guy who has feelings for some kid he's taking care of. They don't emulate the frustration and fear of having to drive to school because your daughter forgot her science project, or destroying Smithers' car before he reaches the Springfield power plant.

It's more like a dearly missed relative we stopped talking to cause we got a newer, cooler relative that's backwards compatible.

New DRM rolled out on PS4 and PS5 which allegedly removes your digital license for newly bought games if you haven't connect your console to the internet once every 30 days. After 30 days you need to reconnect to the internet to gain access back. youtu.be/YIPuXAd6KCA

Im sure the media will never takes these threats seriously again

🎤New comic: Ladies say YEAH🎤

"Obama's chief of staff mansplained intersectionality to Kimberlé fucking Crenshaw" is just. What is a satirist to do here? Nothing more needs to be said.

*staring into the camera with the light behind my eyes entirely extinguished*

I love my trans friends!

Also, be sure to look out for a new Variant Cover from @kumatajdg.bsky.social to be revealed as well on April 30th!

some of you

if you advocate for online age verification you advocate for: - mass surveillance - erosion of free speech (fundamental human right) - eradication of privacy (fundamental human right) - eradication of anonymity (fundamental human right) - identity theft and mass black markets of stolen IDs

"Expert opinion based on an evaluation of the mechanisms underlying the intervention aren't good enough, we need completely infeasible RCTs" is the attitude currently dismantling trans healthcare. Its proponents absolutely deserve to attempt RCTs of lifesaving interventions vs placebos.

"We found no randomized control trials of parachute use to prevent death, and recommend that nobody uses them anymore" in 2003 (pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...) followed by "We performed a randomized control trial of parachutes and found no effect" (www.bmj.com/content/363/...) are peak satire.

I think more people need to be publicly humiliated for claiming that trans people are just going to disappear sometime in the future. It's a statement that should be deeply embarrassing to make. Especially if they've said something like "two years from now" for more than ten years.

SHINJI GET ON THE CHOCOBO

“I’m using tilt controls!!” - me as I wipe the raid again on my Switch 2

My Switch 2 trying to load into Limsa Lominsa with all the catgirls in 2B leggings doing the Bees Knees dance outside the Aetheryte

getting in on this before it's too late

anime compilation movies are a trick to make you have a bad experience with something instead of a good one

"tgirl tops will bring you to a room like this" and it's a photograph of a poor woman's room and the joke is that we think it's funny she's poor

a lot of trans women live in miserable little rooms without proper furnishings, because we are severely economically disadvantaged, and that's funny? you aren't angry? you aren't fucking angry about it?

i don't know how to parody this anymore

It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.