I like FBI Directors with prior experience in law enforcement but WITHOUT their own personalized branded bourbon. #CallMeOldFashoined

Hey. Bootfreaks (affectionate) my roommate is looking for advice on how to waterproof Nubuck leather boots. Any advice is appreciated, if there is any. (If it’s any consolation I’ll be the one maintaining them for her, probably.

The kids are alright

Upping my nicotine intake because gaining an inch of bust a week right now is unsustainable in that I can't afford new bras

History knows exactly what will go wrong with this plan

I know she was a Fish Camp counselor and all but she's proving here that she's wholly unqualified to be the Secretary of Agriculture.

8 Wars

After interacting with a demiboy in a discord call last night, I have made a realization that I wish to share with all of you soon:

This is hilarious because it’s true!

How easy would it have been to just hire the girl and pay her instead of stealing her likeness. They spent tens of millions on special effects, but still robbed a child

can not imagine how americans got that impression john

this is my politics

i have some reservations about ai

the useless lesbian urge to say "i love you" to every woman who is marginally nice to me

I think @maysuser.name would love this image, but comments are disabled so I have to quote post it.

estrogen is good shit (2022 vs 2026)

me when i definitely know what a joke is

Trump is so mad that my Democratic lawmakers have decided doing shit is why they exist, instead of what most Democrats have been doing lately, which is sitting on their asses and complaining that they're powerless. When Dems criticized Lucas she told them to stop "criticizing from the cuck chair."

i'm truly so tired of video game remakes

hahaha holy shit! The same day it's reported that Kash Patel sicced the FBI on the Atlantic reporter behind the story about him being drunk on the job, she drops another banger about him handing out personalized FBI-branded bourbon bottles to staff and friends. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

just found out elizabeth holmes is transphobic and i can't decide if this is my personal 9/11 or the greatest thing to ever happen to me

It’s so cool how when markets are very clearly signaling the cost of climate crisis, that’s when we decide to ignore what’s coming

Many, many oomfs are in this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEG1...

11,072 words is an acceptable chapter size for a work of fiction, right?

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

also moving to portland

anyway, if you missed this one too:

I'm not sorry, for I speak the truth.

ok rude!!!

i think social media can and should be good.

Can I come over and look at you like 😍

I’m getting skeletonized this weekend

oh, more plane content? yeah I guess I can post more plane content. Twink edition

spoke to my leasing office where the whole time the lady was gendering me correctly while going between me and her supervisor, until for whatever reason she asked if she was correct, then proceeded to stumble over incorrect pronouns for the entire rest of the conversation. Why are cis people lmfao

made the mistake of stopping in a book store to go to the bathroom and bought 2 books about it

@mistresswithapen.bsky.social Oh, you and I are alike in so many ways. Enjoying your writing so far, glad I found you.

The most tortured egg I know has done nothing his whole life to address the value he places on western beauty standards, and as a result, won't transition because he wouldn't be "hot enough." He knows he's trans. He's openly jealous of my transition. But he'd rather be dysphoric than "unattractive."

Jeff Bezos controls a large part of the organic food supply. This is bad, very very bad.

the way that we demean people for getting plastic surgery does a lot more to uphold society's unhealthy beauty standards than the surgeries themselves

“women are naturally risk averse” is such total bullshit lol

"European security officials say they are worried Tehran might later retaliate for the killing of senior Iranian leaders, including Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, by targeting a western leader or military asset." www.ft.com/content/63dd...

There's an actual story — one the NYT has failed to cover — about the assault on trans youth and their healthcare, their doctors, their families. And the assault on adult healthcare and lives as well. Instead the NYT has sold the public on this fantasy where trans people, we're somehow the issue.

congratulations on finding out your mom is a power bottom

"oh man why does it feel like my penis was degloved" "oh yeah"

3 days in socialist New York and Zohran stole my penis

Oh cool, amazing, this is one of the two local schools I've been preparing to apply for

fun hound fact; when wearing their flight suit, hounds are free-use for Handlers and women better than them, and you’re allowed to just tear the flight suit of them :3