My girlfriend has joined us: Friend: "Have you been to Dingle? Like, in Ireland?" GF: "I'm a lesbian????"

I miss Florida. Spanish Moss hanging from live oak. Neon sunsets. Cuban bread, pastellitos de guayaba, cortadito... I love the place I'm from. It doesn't love me back. Virginia still believes in freedom though so I'll fight from here.

Drinking with the navy. They miss me. They approve of my outfit.

I need to get autoincorrect to stop changing correctly spelled words to different words when I misspell the next one. Just fix the fucking word I'm typing. Could they just stop trying to add more features nobody fucking asked for?

literally no such thing as a mild traumatic brain injury

to be fair, I have absolute faith in my dipshit president’s ability to somehow anger the sun.

you already know what I’m about to say

After some fuckshit at my local spot, the old dream to turn a church into a dungeon is coming back to me and fuck I wish I had any kind of money to make that happen.

Nooo you're not trying to defend HP fandom on Fetlife noooo not after trans women were stopped mid-scene for sucking dick noooo

Republicans: Democrats are all communists and pedophiles. Democrats: Our Republican friends aren’t so bad.

IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

An absolutely excruciating moment at the Georgia Supreme Court this week. Justice Peterson pressed state attorney Deborah Leslie over her citations to cases that apparently don’t exist.

Everyone is talking about the top drought but I'm literally a big tiddy goth GF in the making and I can't find any girls who want to put on a maid outfit and clean my apartment while I dispense whatever their favorite kink is in exchange within a 200-mile radius. All of you: go outside and find me.

Absolutely essential* watching from @theabigailthorn.bsky.social. Educational, entertaining, heartbreaking - and through it all, a powerful call to informed action.

Once you know the formula for narrative non-fiction it’s hard to enjoy reading it tbh because it’s often just watching a story check off bullet points in a specific order. Some people are great at making it feel organic but many, many people are not.

3 episodes of Invincible just dropped all at once?? Sweet, the mid season break is only 1 episode away!

WWWWWOOOOIIIIIIIMMMMMMSSS

as a canadian i will always think of her as the peak of design esp for interceptors

hey

It's an acceptable baseline! @mechsplotunes.bsky.social, back me up here.

So fucking stupid and typical. They were too afraid to get an actual buff woman to play Abby...so of course they wouldn't get a Trans Man actor to play the Trans character who's main story plot revolves around them being trans and escaping the group that adheres to strict gender roles...

Never ask a woman her AGE 🤷🏻‍♀️ a man his SALARY 🤷🏻‍♂️ or a one nation candidate what happened that time they were charged with KIDNAPPED CHILDREN 🤦🏼

hey there, jana here. I am still very unemployed, living off of savings from a drained retirement account. I've been too busy to beg much lately, but any help still goes a long way toward helping keep these guys (and me) safe and comfortable 💚💜

Merrick Garland was a huge fuck up.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

It should not be the case that I have better healthcare as a trans woman in the US who currently doesn't have health insurance than people in the UK who are on the NHS. But from every account: I absolutely do.

Hold on, aircraft carriers only do that when they're in extreme distress

Me to CFR:

I tried to push back on a follower of mine defending using "zio," got accused of being one, and then blocked. So to make it absolutely clear: stop fucking saying that shit. "Zio" was coined by David Duke. The way in which so many of you have so easily slipped into this kind of antisemitism is BAD.

Good job, Texas.

Oh that looks amazing

Doing my weekly grocery shopping and the app gave me the perfect reaction image for unsolicited dick pics

You should buy my zine so I can pay my phone bill, also if you want to see my boobs

reject endoskeleton become gööp

Father of service member killed in Iran war said he never told Pete Hegseth to 'finish' the job www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

Another day, another casual mention of something I did 30 years ago, another shocked classmate going "WHAT? 😲 Wait, how old are you?? I thought you were in your late 20's!"

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid: I just unlocked a memory of desperately wanting to be a shape shifting girl when I was a kid. No idea if The Secret World of Alex Mack was good or not.

And I'm not gonna stop with the subs

Fuck it I'm choosing violence.

I'm having too much fun with this.