We, as a society, need to commission @pattonoswalt.bsky.social to write a six-volume history of all the insane KFC promotions and ads of the last few decades.

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

Like many holidays, Easter is sad for us because killing and eating animals is part of the holiday tradition for so many. Our Cinder was scheduled to be slaughtered and sold for Easter meat last year but was rescued and brought to us instead where he has been able to grow up with his mom, Coal.

President who doesn't read (and seemingly has zero interest in any culture or art) seeks to destroy libraries. Again

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I knew following all the space nerds when I joined BlueSky would pay off #ArtemisII

I went to the police about my stalker. After I explained it started bc Im a journalist who covered an event he was at, they asked if we dated. They didn’t watch any of the videos I have, told me they’d find them on their own (they are ONLY on my personal cell phone), and left in less than 5 min.

Polymarket:

Fellow kid lit authors, please be aware. Worth thinking of how you're going to respond if one of your books ends up being read on her podcast.

Gonna start an onlyfans for feet pics and only post my cat's toe beans

The irony of him signing off as "president" and yet posting shit that definitely seems like he feels powerless to actually do the things he's suggesting. (Or that it's someone else's responsibility because he is who he is.)

The NYT, a paper devoted to spreading the propaganda of rich “centrists” and right wing Trump apologists, isn’t critiquing the wealthy or defending the needy; it’s just trying to stigmatize public services and evangelize for means testing to undermine a socialist mayor. Just my opinion!

Had Boursin on my English Muffin today & now I feel so fancy

Some people cannot fathom the concept of "for all" because they define themselves by what they have and others do not.

#DailySkeletor #affirmation

“Serendpity doesn’t come from efficiency. It comes from spending time in the space where the problem lives, getting your hands dirty, making mistakes that nobody ask you to make and learning things nobody assigned you to learn.” Not me sending this to a library list this morning

Icelandair is offering up a 10-day trip to prove that even the worst photographers can take incredible snaps of the country.

#DailySkeletor #affirmation

She is $5k from goal! So close!

In case you were wondering: Yes, there is a Jonathan the Great Tortoise angle to the Pam Bondi firing news.

Stop and look at some beautiful mountains

Thinking about Designated Survivor for no reason.

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Texas House Speaker Dustin Burrows (R-Lubbock) has a plan: he wants Texas to seize three counties of New Mexico, specifically, the ones with lots of oil. Burrows says this is the Divine Right of Texans, who previously invaded, attempted to occupy but were militarily repulsed from the state 3 times

The only reason for this is to hide corruption and fraud.

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Chaco Canyon is a living cultural landscape that holds deep historical meaning and is a sacred space for many of our New Mexico Tribes. It is not just one more place to drill. The disrespect shown by the Trump administration toward New Mexicans seems to know no bounds.

Someone sent me this.

Dr. Kevin Roberts at the Heritage Foundation wrote his PhD dissertation about slavery in Louisiana. I haven't seen the connection, but looking at this I do! There's definitely something happening in the right wing for them to mirror Black women's work in this way. Vile. But they are doing it.

#DailySkeletor #affirmation

From Birthright citizenship to the economics of healthcare to how and on whom we wage war, ideas and practices of family are the platform and are the contest. It's why coverture** never really went away. 5/ Here's the UNLV study: www.unlv.edu/news/release...

Story this am fr NYT Vivian Yee about women who support biblical patriarchy --and household voting. And a study from UNLV about views of men who support tradwife phenom linked to higher rates of sexism. All of a piece, & why I write about 18thc family history 1/ 🎁 www.nytimes.com/2026/04/02/u...

"Group Pushing Age Verification Requirements for AI Turns Out to Be Sneakily Backed by OpenAI" "It gave the leader of a nonprofit involved with it "a very grimy feeling." #SuperShady #AiIsTheProblemAndTheyKnowIt #TLSky #EduSky #SchoolLibrarians gizmodo.com/group-pushin...

Our Lady of the Roses sits in her arbored bower drinking hippocras and playing chess against herself. She is losing. Donate your services as a courier between the feuding sisters of the Second City. Deliver gifts in exchange for conversation, snippets of history and the occasional favour.

You know what I'm listening to? A relaxing sound bath.

Survey says: bullshit. This man has robbed children of their future

"A young tech entrepreneur who recently moved to Florida got upset when he ran into obstacles while trying to build a house on the habitat for the endangered Florida scrub-jay. So he filed a lawsuit attempting to strip the bird of its federal protection."

Literally every Christian should be outraged by this

the trump administration is selling this country wholesale to rapacious, extractive industries that will destroy our collective resources for private profit morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/breaking-t...

I will always be awed by space stuff.

Library Director Fired for Not Moving Children’s Books to Adult Section | Censorship News www.slj.com/story/Librar...

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This is depressing www.npr.org/2026/03/30/n...

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Kavanaugh twice says that he thinks their arguments about other countries adopting different rules is a good argument as a policy matter (ugh). Sauer falsely claims "almost every other country" doesn't have birthright citizenship, which is wildly wrong.

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Solicitor General Sauer just said birthright citizenship “demeans the priceless and profound gift of American citizenship” which is hilarious since Trump has literally proposed selling citizenship for $5 million a pop like we have an actual price www.nbcnews.com/video/trump-...

I'm so tired of that man