if i were starmer looking at these numbers i would resign and go into exile somewhere. how does he get out of bed without dying of shame. he should be studied by scientists

1v1 me on animal crossing

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

The best part of the new Animal Crossing hotel is that I finally believe the island has some kind of economy beyond me

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It's just so fucked up that one day we're gonna have to explain how the Internet destroyed the planet. "It was good for a few years there, when your parents still didn't understand how to use it. All downhill immediately after."

Basically this

Note: this does not work if your field of study is videogames

omg i finally found that tweet

I like to read perfectly normal LinkedIn posts in a condescending voice to make myself feel better

Belgian waffle, Canadian maple syrup... I am truly a man of the world...

One Piece.

People are discussing RE9 in the group chat and I almost sent "Let's stop pretending you people have opinions that matter"

"Oh I love R4: Ridge Racer Type 4! I love Reiko Nagase!" okay well she canonically profited from her sister Kei's war crimes in Ace Combat 5 how do you feel now huh

Dreamcast fans discussing Metal Gear Solid in 2000: "it's literally on bleem"

this is really stupid but during SF6 tonight I was like "wait if that's big ben is there any areas in view of this that even REMOTELY resemble that or even have a train" and yeah kinda.

Kapp'n you can't be saying that shit, dawg

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Yous ever think about how Yuri Lowenthal voiced Luke in Tales of the Abyss, and the next game from the Tales team had a protag called Yuri Lowell, but as some kind of cosmic joke they cast Troy Baker

Woke up at 5am feeling oddly refreshed but now it's 11am and I'm tired

I was 20 when HS2 was announced. Great to know i’ll probably be in my late 60s when the Birmingham-Manchester section starts work let alone finishes. Seems like a country doing things the right way!

Who else returning to they island to pick weeds

Gets more what

been thinking about this post all fuckin day

I've been doing occasional and very low effort game streams on my old YT channel, starting with this one where I was muted without knowing for nearly two hours www.youtube.com/live/DBEkMCw...

i imagine this is how they're going to keep rounding up their 2026 hiring numbers despite everything

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Winter mode

ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis. www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...

I'm Jim Trinca

YouTube used to be good youtu.be/NWHXo3clywk?...

Lmao

Things are so bad that this didn't even survive the night as a Trump insanity of concern

Should've been 6.99

Ngl I feel 7.99 is basically ten bucks, should've been like 6.99

Who invented responsibilities, I just wanna talk

The only political party that gets results

I do it all for the two to five likes per post

The developers of my bicep vein explain PEAK

Shoulder vein

What would your music collection look like if you only listened to artists that were, at one point, just as wealthy/broke as you?

I mean my Steam Deck is on and logged in but it's playing PS2 JRPG fan translations so

True

Crazy how One Piece is one of the greatest things ever made

What's it like to sleep through the night in a single session