Won’t be doing that. It’s the duty of all games journalists to enforce an indoor voice when the brands start shouting

A dude at the gym got a "Bitcoin for Dummies" book out of his bag and I feel like someone should tell him that's it already too late.

I LITERALLY BOUGHT THE GAME LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO AND CANCELLED MY SUB LAST WEEK

Me whenever I read an article and I slowly realise its just talking about what people said on Twitter:

Chris' in a huff with me

Sometimes art is so breathtaking and poignant it defies all expectation

Describes some of the accounts I follow on here

I'm The Kind Bald Cracker.

This is how the news alerts sound on my Tomodachi Life island

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me when im dr gero

Yeah I read theory. Marx, Engels, Mao, Oda.

I was genuinely wondering what happened to this just the other day. No absurd collection of reboots is a shame, but the industry abandoning live service is great.

7 months to go

Is being this embarrassing worth 9 likes

Social Media in 2035

Am I too late to say that Stranger Than Heaven looks amazing

Pick a struggle

Pokemon fan and a bald

Sony could've paid 3 billion for me to sit in their offices and talk shit about their games and it would've been a better decision than buying Bungie

Neurodivergent and a bald

One from the archives. "If you don't like the changes that we've made, I say the door is open, and you can leave"

Can this day get any worse

Some of yous voted for Labour last GE. Embarrassing lad.

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I know I have a problem because I just got McDonald's delivered, and I'd forgotten I ordered it.

I think StarFox looks cool, but if the rumours are to be believed this is gonna be the first of two N64 remakes this year? And they're basically the same games that got remade on the 3DS? Just an odd choice

The One Piece is coming to Netflix in February 2027.

Early game combat, end game combat, economy, loot rarity, fast travel, normal travel... Very funny that Crimson Desert's biggest fans were like "It's pretty good aside from the story" and absolutely every aspect of the game has been patched aside from the story

I don't know what it says about me but I've been enjoying Tomodachi Life more than a lot of the other recent "smaller" first-party Switch games

Me trying to make my Tomodachi Life Miis pronounce things in an accent

Yeah and I'm in the process of buying IGN

It's over Flag Shaggers...

@jimtrinca.bsky.social what you reckon

A new Trinca Perspective on the three Mass Effects coming our way, and which of them really has The Sauce youtu.be/LXiEVw7BxPQ?...

Got a new theory that people who use AI lack visualisation

Imagine just buying a new copy of Killer 7 on Gamecube in 2026

Lay down at 5pm and immediately succumbed to nap

AY YO HOLD UP!!

my apologies to the bluesky mod team. i'm sorry for this post and i've learned my lesson. there should be less active shooter training

It’s so funny to get your ass beat like this by Strauss Zelnick’s son.

Ah, probably a shit idea to pivot our entire civilisation around it then

I might go to Japan. I might not visit over 100 HUB British-themed chain restaurants, though.

They’re calling it the most edifying week ever seen for the British political/media class

Return Of The Big King

Lord of the Breens: Return of the Big King