Happy anniversary everybody

my unpopular opinion is that rory and logan are actually perfect for each other. do I like him? no! but rory wants to be a wasp, and logan can fulfill her dreams. jess is a good person who escaped her grasp. dean is awful AND they're a bad match.

The worlds most hopeful dog (Yes it’s closed)

i can't believe we live in a culture that simultaneously uses battery farms because people refuse to believe that animals have rich inner lives but hems and haws over whether a computer has a soul

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

i much prefer showers over baths and i think it's because of my long held belief that in a bath water would get in a persons hole and they would have to flip over in the tub and shoot the water back out

Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film

question: in which countries has the cia helped overthrow a democratically elected government? answer:

i think the only way to rectify all of this is an eye for an eye, frankly

ICE is currently holding around 80,000 detainees. Nazi Germany didn't reach this number in its formal camp system until 1942, nine years after seizing power and three years into the war.

well well well!

the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences

lady gaga carrying on the italian american tradition of pretending to be puerto rican

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

this rules and everyone opposed to it just sounds like this to me

“Researchers from Johns Hopkins, Georgetown and Yale universities recently found that 60 FDA-authorized medical devices using AI were linked to 182 product recalls, according to a research letter published in the JAMA Health Forum in August.”

it is wild how many posts from non-spanish speaking USians complain about "not understanding" bad bunny, like no shit you monolingual idiot

Not sure I want Kristi Noem finding my dog.

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

also, I've yet to regret this either, like I lost a few friends in the mid 2010s because I was strongly anti-Zionist and I've lost friends lately for being anti-AI art, in the short term it sucks but in the long term, whewww dodged some bullets

I’m sorry but people talking about talent as an unfair quality that needs to be Harrison Bergeroned away by AI have exactly the same energy as people saying it’s unfair that attractive people have more people attracted to them and the government should legislate their right to a hot wife

SCORPION: take me across the river FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me S: if I sting you, we'll both drown F: ok, that makes sense *halfway across the river* F: so? S: so what? F: sting me S: what? F: sting me, like you promised S: no F: sting me so we'll both drown S: *crying* what is happening?

one thing i always look for in a currency is the capacity to lose 15% of its value in response to nothing in particular

Every revelation in the Epstein files is the opposite of desensitizing, like every rich freak I find out about makes me angrier and more disgusted. How are so many people on this planet are pedophiles? How is no one in their life punishing them for their perversion?

new reaction image / old reaction image inspiration

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

Absolutely brutal interview

quietly pleased that almost all of rolling stone's grammy predictions were wrong

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

I'm so glad this new generation is getting their own Lil Kim Purple Jumpsuit moment 💜

Known sex pest Taibbi doesn’t find the Epstein files compelling? Huh

2008: Epstein is convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution 2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party Protecting women and children, is it?

I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all off—he recognized how abuse functions

Do you want to see what ticket sales are like for the Melania doc at my local cinema? No organic ticket sales, lmao. Every showing is empty except for two where entire blocks of tickets have been purchased, probably by Vox or something.

TERFs: "let lesbians be lesbians! trans men are making lesbians disappear! this is anti-lesbian genocide!" Also TERFs: "That cop was right to kill that lesbian in cold blood/I don't care enough about that lesbian to make a man who exposed his genitals online uncomfortable."

saw a post referring to people who benefitted from the tiktok creator fund as "people operating outside of capitalism" 🤡

i can't believe one of our villains right now is a shrimp who wears a nazi greatcoat and whose last name is basically bovine

maybe claude will tell them all to starve themselves to death and they'll do it

You can all just quit your jobs. I want you to remember that. You don't have to go try and do pointless stooge shit in a city that already hates you more than you've ever hated anything and will sniff you out as diaper baby cowards before your rental van gets over the Ben Franklin Bridge.

He only posts for the people murdered that he thinks are important

I first learned about this tactic during the Michael Brown wave of BLM protests, the media consistently underreports left-wing protests. If you're hundreds, they say dozens; if you're thousands, they say hundreds.

and they were right

see this is why all those online political spectrum tests say I'm a maoist, because I absolutely believe that vaccines should be mandatory and if you refuse to vaccinate your kid you get sent to a reeducation camp.

i'm way less scared of civil war ii erupting than i am of absolutely nothing changing as things get worse and worse & the entire media apparatus pivots to pretending that using 5-year olds as bait to try and lure people out of their houses before also arresting the 5-year olds is normal

i don't care if this has anything to do with affordability but put me in charge of Woke DOGE and i'll save the government more money than elon did in a single day by getting rid of ICE and ending funding for israel. use the money on healthcare or transit or a second pride month it will be great

not so fun when you're the one being prevented from using the restroom, huh