i love having ADHD; my current vocal stim is repeating "your cunting daughter"

have you written or are in the process of writing a nonfiction book? know anyone who has/is? guess what, diva. after 8 weeks, you can have a complete proposal, too! class is in session sat, jan 10th. register now! @shipmanagency.bsky.social

you’re perfect you’re beautiful you look like linda evangelista!!!!

meditating on the perfect chicken cutlet

should i get my cat $300 worth of brand new toys for christmas or just give her a ball of aluminum foil that i know she’ll play with instead of $300 worth of brand new toys

feeling an inexplicable urge to storm into DSW and slap a display shoe off its stand

my frontal lobe developed into an overturned car with a wheel still spinning

houston we’ve reached the midpoint of the novel

this year i re-wrote my half-hour pilot and wrote an original one-hour pilot and it was grueling so pls hire me to write on ur show ty!!!!!

in one hour! join us for one last desk reveal 🥹💫

my editor’s pick for the winter 26 issue of @bombmag.bsky.social is LIGHTBREAKERS by @ajagabel.bsky.social because, simply put, it’s perfect 💫💫💫

there is a little free library at the grove in LA and there are currently two books in it

It’s the holidays, so please buy my book. It’s a great gift for anyone who’s ever thought about destroying their student loan company, and it weighs enough to throw at your relatives who say shit like “but in 1972, college only cost a quarter!” www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Pa...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE HOTTEST CHEETO THERE EVER WAS OR WILL BE ❤️‍🔥

For fans of learning cool and helpful stuff while also having fun!!

whomst am i seeing in my winter book proposal generator and/or humor writing workshop?! registration for both is open! BPG: www.theshipmanagency.com/classes/wint... humor writing workshop: www.theshipmanagency.com/classes/humo... @shipmanagency.bsky.social

my time as host of #ShowUsYourDesk has come to an end, and i can’t think of a better final guest than the author who wrote my favorite novel of the year. please join @katefolk.bsky.social and me, live from @therumpus.net IG on tues, 12/16 at 3pm ET/12pm PT, for one last desk reveal! ✈️✈️✈️

We've got one last desk to show you, and it belongs to Sky Daddy author Katie Folk @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social. Join us Tue., Dec. 16 at 3pm EST/12pm PST as we say farewell to @gregmania.bsky.social who has steered the Show Us Your Desk ship with style, curiosity, and boatloads of humor.

This generator is taught by Greg Mania, author of the memoir Born to Be Public, which has been named a best book of 2020 by NPR, O, The Oprah Magazine, Electric Literature, The Brooklyn Rail, Largehearted Boy, and was a 2020 Goodreads Choice Award Nominee for Best Humor.

tommy pico and i refuse to be seen in 4K!!!!!!!

my number one is number one 🤗

loved talking to this spectacular writer about her equally spectacular book for @bombmag.bsky.social 💌🍷 @aishamuharrar.bsky.social ✨ bombmagazine.org/articles/202...

Wrote about some of the books I'm most looking forward to next year for @them.us: www.them.us/story/most-a...

am i gonna go completely natural????? watch this space

my sex playlist is every song from the opening credits of Charmed

my sun, moon, and rising are headache, nausea, and diarrhea

2026 is gonna be that girl isn’t she

my Spotify wrapped just says i was a pleasure to have in class

don’t come for me unless you’ve fractured a rib at Michael’s bitch

have u ever become so obsessed with a cat that u could bite off one of ur fingers and not feel it

spicing things up in the bedroom by moaning “i’m gonna EGOT” instead

i can never tell how much of my daily pain is from fibromyalgia and how much is from sitting like i’m bobsledding every time i write

writing for what feels like over 10 hours straight and then realizing it’s only a page

me disputing UNO rules

hateful AND grateful xoxoxo

The Work Room has an amazing lineup of Winter classes with new and returning instructors! There’s something for everyone so check out the full listings on our website. And Happy Turkey Day to all who celebrate! 🦃https://www.theshipmanagency.com/theworkroom

the SOS banner got a makeover! by the one and only james jeffers 🎨💫 won’t you subscribe?!: saveourserotonin.substack.com/subscribe

sorry all i brought to your friendsgiving potluck was TD Bank lollipops

excited to talk to @jadechang.bsky.social in a bit! whomst is tuning in?!

tried manifesting abundance today but all i got was diarrhea

TOMORROW! my genius and hilarious friend @jadechang.bsky.social is this month’s superstar guest on #ShowUsYourDesk LIVE from @therumpus.net IG at 3pm ET/12pm PT! tune in to see just how live this show is 🤡 see you then!

i don’t want to overshare, but my signature sex move involves soup

What a time to be alive when Show Us Your Desk host Greg Mania (@gregmania.bsky.social) interviews Jade Chang (@jadechang.bsky.social) on Tuesday, November 25 at 3 pm ET / 12 pm PT. Meet y'all there on Instagram Live 😍. Follow The Rumpus on Instagram: buff.ly/2HLP5i9

my favorite thing about writing is i can drop a word like insouciance without batting an eye but then i need to google what is the word for salad tweezers because i forgot the word tongs

my day job cut my hours 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 so any boost—a like, reshare, etc—to my pinned post promoting my upcoming workshops would make me ever so grateful!!!! and for anyone interested in working 1:1, i do offer manuscript consults!: www.theshipmanagency.com/classes/nonf...

enrollment for the winter book proposal generator and humor workshop with yours truly is now open! 📝 book proposal generator 📚 : www.theshipmanagency.com/classes/wint... humor workshop 🤡: www.theshipmanagency.com/classes/humo... @shipmanagency.bsky.social

was every driver in LA taught to drive by a kamikaze

that’s my gd man

tonight! don’t let the rain upstage me!!!

LA when it rains