up in the club poppin Zicam

be our valentine this tuesday, february 10th at the semi-tropic in LA at 7pm for the winter installment of empty trash! it’ll be ever so dreamy 💌 see you there! 💌

“The things we were told to do or not do were framed as truth, not superstitions.”

happy pub day to my dear sweet friend jasmin ‘iolani hakes!!!! this book is literally magical and i’m so glad we got to talk about it for @electricliterature.com 🌺

my agent read the first three chapters of my novel and liked what she read and now i have to find something else to give me diarrhea

i’ve been writing a lot a lot a lot, including my novel, which i now have over 220 pages of, and it’s really limited my time on social media, but rest assured i was still put on the max dosage of lexapro ❤️

thank you for indulging in the inundation of photos and videos of my cat i can assure you it will not stop anytime soon or ever

these are some frontline organizations in minneapolis—support them if you can. donate. share. amplify. hopelessness is a trap. numbness is a luxury we can’t afford. action is how we resist. act now:

treat yourself! scream yourself hoarse while going through a car wash

my new drag name is Elizabeth New Jersey

aching to be overcome with ennui at a marriot courtyard

“fuck, hollander” - me eating taco bell in my car

my humor writing workshop kicks off this week! two sessions: january 15 + 22. there are still some spots left, so if you’re down to clown sign up below! 🤡 @shipmanagency.bsky.social

*deeply breathes in a grape-scented mr. sketch marker after sex*

the winter book proposal generator kicks off tomorrow! sign up and you'll have a complete book proposal in 8 weeks, baby!!!! @shipmanagency.bsky.social

“i want back my rocking chairs, / solipsist sunsets, / & coastal jungle sounds...” A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today. lithub.com/renee-nicole...

just hit 50k words in my novel

RSVP-ing to everything as maybe from now on because i never know when my cat will fall asleep on my chest

come join the family 🥹 the winter session kicks off this saturday! 💛 sign up here: www.theshipmanagency.com/classes/wint... @shipmanagency.bsky.social

snag one of the remaining spots in my book proposal generator and/or humor writing workshop! ✍️ @shipmanagency.bsky.social

lying in bed and screaming like regina george upon realizing the snack bars are for weight gain while i scroll through the onslaught of emails

my new year’s resolution is to bash my head in like hereditary at equinox

first submittable rejection of 2026!!!!

AHHHHHH

At last, we've reached number one in our countdown of our most-read pieces of 2025. Here it is, written by the brilliant @gregmania.bsky.social, a hilarious defense from this year's most maligned punctuation mark. buff.ly/BQmeypF

the time between christmas and new year’s

me before tommy: domestic squabbles are so trite omg just be chill me with tommy: if he loads the dishwasher like that one more time i will press charges

upstaging the other gay cousin by wearing Ferrero Rocher wrappers as nipple pasties

what if KT Tunstall’s “suddenly i see” played over the yule log

i’m also offering a humor writing workshop this winter! come and call forth lols with me—2 sessions, jan 15 + 22! sign up below 🤡 @shipmanagency.bsky.social

i love having ADHD; my current vocal stim is repeating "your cunting daughter"

have you written or are in the process of writing a nonfiction book? know anyone who has/is? guess what, diva. after 8 weeks, you can have a complete proposal, too! class is in session sat, jan 10th. register now! @shipmanagency.bsky.social

you’re perfect you’re beautiful you look like linda evangelista!!!!

meditating on the perfect chicken cutlet

should i get my cat $300 worth of brand new toys for christmas or just give her a ball of aluminum foil that i know she’ll play with instead of $300 worth of brand new toys

feeling an inexplicable urge to storm into DSW and slap a display shoe off its stand

my frontal lobe developed into an overturned car with a wheel still spinning

houston we’ve reached the midpoint of the novel

this year i re-wrote my half-hour pilot and wrote an original one-hour pilot and it was grueling so pls hire me to write on ur show ty!!!!!

in one hour! join us for one last desk reveal 🥹💫

my editor’s pick for the winter 26 issue of @bombmag.bsky.social is LIGHTBREAKERS by @ajagabel.bsky.social because, simply put, it’s perfect 💫💫💫

there is a little free library at the grove in LA and there are currently two books in it

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE HOTTEST CHEETO THERE EVER WAS OR WILL BE ❤️‍🔥

For fans of learning cool and helpful stuff while also having fun!!

whomst am i seeing in my winter book proposal generator and/or humor writing workshop?! registration for both is open! BPG: www.theshipmanagency.com/classes/wint... humor writing workshop: www.theshipmanagency.com/classes/humo... @shipmanagency.bsky.social

my time as host of #ShowUsYourDesk has come to an end, and i can’t think of a better final guest than the author who wrote my favorite novel of the year. please join @katefolk.bsky.social and me, live from @therumpus.net IG on tues, 12/16 at 3pm ET/12pm PT, for one last desk reveal! ✈️✈️✈️

We've got one last desk to show you, and it belongs to Sky Daddy author Katie Folk @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social. Join us Tue., Dec. 16 at 3pm EST/12pm PST as we say farewell to @gregmania.bsky.social who has steered the Show Us Your Desk ship with style, curiosity, and boatloads of humor.

This generator is taught by Greg Mania, author of the memoir Born to Be Public, which has been named a best book of 2020 by NPR, O, The Oprah Magazine, Electric Literature, The Brooklyn Rail, Largehearted Boy, and was a 2020 Goodreads Choice Award Nominee for Best Humor.

tommy pico and i refuse to be seen in 4K!!!!!!!