"I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky.”

THIS 👇 HERE TOO.......

“Come with us, ma’am—and if I were you, I’d get a good lawyer. No one’s gonna buy that my-husband-was-only-hibernating story.”

"Extreme Heat Isn’t the Only Climate Impact Shocking Scientists" by Eric Roston for @bloomberg.com: www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

UEFA has blown its chance at a peace prize here

FIFA has ruled that Shoeless Joe Jackson can play in the round of 16.

The positive of Balogun is it's the first time a Republican has intervened to reduce a black man's sentence.

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We hope everyone had a happy and safe July 4th! If you're taking your ATV out on the trail today, make sure you wear the proper gear. July is one of the deadliest months for ATV riding.

Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.

A man just climbed on top of the ESB. 🤦‍♀️

Imagine if we had either a doctor or a democratic republic at home.

If elected President, i will pardon this woman. 🇺🇸

Happy Birthday Canada!!! #canadaday

Rep. Casar: While we won the case today, we got a warning about the future. What should have been a simple, unanimous, open and shut decision was dangerously close. Clarence Thomas, Neil Gorsuch, Samuel Alito, and Brett Kavanaugh failed to recognize the Constitutional right to birthright citizenship

Looking at social media reactions to the SCOTUS and it really highlights how the GOP will get 99% of what they want, ignore that, and focus on demanding that 1% more. Dems will get 1% of what they want, immediately give up on the other 99%, and call the day a victory.

Anything less than 9-0 makes this a bad decision, I wouldn’t let them get away with framing it any other way.

I cannot fucking believe that birthright was 5-4! On whether the Constitution guarantees birthright citizenship!

Good morning everyone This never gets old

"The President has lied about being on Epstein's plane – and the unredacted files prove that." Rep. Madeleine Dean

friend at a big tech co just told me that her company's chatbot and their client's chatbot have been caught in a mutual support loop for several days that has generated nearly 20k emails

we missed peak culture

In Texas they can teach kids that a whale swallowed a man and spit him out three days later because God wanted to teach him a lesson but they can't teach kids that slavery was bad.

there isn't a problem with the game's industry. there's a problem with every industry and every publicly traded company. getting a "nice CEO who cares" or whatever won't fix anything until things are addressed at a more fundamental societal level. the system will always drive towards this behavior.

The perverse truth is that there are six radicals on the Supreme Court intent on being members of the last Supreme Court America will ever have. Because when Trump seizes absolute power in 2028, there’s not going to *be* a Court anymore. These six traitors are dooming us all.

Iran’s Parliament Speaker and key negotiator MB Ghalibaf hits back at Trump for misrepresenting the deal:

This Day in Labor History: June 25, 1938. FDR signed the Fair Labor Standards Act. This groundbreaking piece of legislation set the standards of labor that defined post-war America, including minimum wages, overtime pay, and the banning of most child labor. Like everything, it was also incremental.

Pick up a floating paint chip in the Lincoln Reflecting Pool?You're looking at 10 years in jail. But steal the Speaker of the House's lectern from the Capitol? Dude, you get a pardon! Welcome to the crazy world of Trump justice.

As the destruction continues by a depraved, demented and delusional liar.

🔮 "antifa poisoned the reflecting pool" would be funny if it weren't going to be part of the justification for a wave of state terror after the world cup ends

"The 80-year-old president discussed with aides whether it would be feasible to add a giant fist atop the proposed 250-foot 'Arc de Trump' monument in Washington, DC..." Trump legit wanted a huge white man's fist put atop his French ripoff arch. www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-insan...

fun fact: they found the original digital master tapes of all the Reboot episodes that we previously only had in VHS quality, refurbished the extremely rare and expensive tape machines required to play the masters, and are currently uploading them to youtube for free in 1080p! youtu.be/inKdUICLmXY

The standard practice really needs to be that when a legitimate question is dodged or met with insults, every other reporter repeats that question when called on until it is answered.

"Eating shouldn't be unaffordable" Seen in Calgary, Alberta

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

A little "then & now" moment with Piglet, who still loves a good dandelion 💕

Canada knows the solution to climate change LFG!!!!! #nuclear #canada www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Y’all acting like you’ve never seen an octogenarian drug addict blow 16M on Reflecting Pool reno cause he gave a no bid gov’t contract to a guy who looks like he sold quaaludes to The Riddler & then blame the algae bloom on a 350 ft boxcutter attack by underwater Antifa before?

Just saw a preview of the giant ferris wheel Trump announced

You need to be in an office to ask Claude to spend tokens to do your job for you.

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is 0.000003%… So, anyone telling you otherwise, is just making shit up so they can take away your right to vote. Simple as that. 😎✨

after trump takes over the strait of hormuz, he should have our great military narrow it so that only one ship can pass at a time and when it does it passes between two giant looming golden trump heads with mechanical open maws and you have to put 1/5 of your cargo in them and they boom "your fired"

Within 6 hours everyone in the Trump cabinet will claim that Trump has a daughter named Honor. Within 6 days they'll produce an actress to play the role. 6 weeks from now some corporate news media outlet will do a completely credulous puff-piece profile of Honor Trump.