I'm still writing MMXXV on all my movie copyrights

Today is essentially the last day of Christmas and then it is back to making billionaires, trillionaires Since 1970 productivity has increased 230%, you should be working a third of the time and getting the same amount of money as in 1970 Instead you work the same and get less.

Best of 2025 Part 2 [Page 1] by @deAdder Substack: open.substack.com/pub/deadder/...

RIP 2025 2025-2025

Poland’s top military commander warns the country is in a “pre-war” phase, saying Russia is already preparing for possible aggression by trying to destabilize Poland, undermine trust in state institutions, and create conditions for future attacks.

😂🤣😂🤣😂

Good fucking morning to everyone except the MAGA influencers suddenly silent about the January 6 pipe bomber—now that we know he was a 2020 election denier. Your bullshit inspired him, and now you’re too chickenshit to face the truth. Pathetic losers.

The Electoral College is for Conservatives what Conservatives think DEI is for everyone else

The website TrumpKennedyCenter.org is alive... share liberally.

Wait..they “found” ONE MILLION more Epstein files?!? I can’t keep track of this anymore. One second it’s a hoax and it doesn’t exist, the next there are a million more files.

The entire Lucas Oil Stadium crowd is either biologically related to Philip Rivers or plays for his high school team.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Zelenskyy: “Ukraine has clear “red lines” — these are its territories and the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant. Ukraine will not legally recognize the occupation under any circumstances.” I hope to see these lines not being crossed tomorrow. So does Taiwan, Cyprus, Greenland.. and others.

The only time you will ever be useful to someone is as an organ donor

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

HAHA! Damn, that's perfect.

Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/

Best X-mas Tree Ever...

He’s making a list and redacting it twice.. 👀🥳🎅🏻😳

If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Accurate about a Pathological Liar and Convicted Felon who Incited an Insurrection, tried to Steal a Fair Election and is Covering up Sex Crimes against Children, shouldn't his Disgraceful Presidency be terminated? I say, YES!

The Best of 2025: Those five days when he disappeared and everyone thought he was dead. GOOD TIMES.

The first images of the new Trump class of bigly battleships for the US Navy has been released.

Imagine that a decade ago someone had told you that in 2025 Americans would be torrenting a handheld video of a Canadian television screen to see a 60 minutes broadcast about Trump‘s torture prisons.

Hear me out here. Newfoundland and Labrador and Greenland.

It’s the year 2025 and Americans have to watch a bootlegged international version of a news program because it was censored here in our country to protect a criminal president.

Trump really lives and governs like a terminal Make a Wish kid whose wish was to be American Hitler.

Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.

lol at Bari not knowing about the distribution process for foreign markets and not asking and no one volunteering the information.

I'm loving this new age of American liberty where the news is contraband that has to be smuggled across the border from Canada

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It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s

The competition in the Trump administration to be the first to tip off Putin must have been fierce.

He hates this.....

This wasn't an unbiased network being pressured by the Trump admin. CBS News is now run by Bari Weiss, a full-on MAGA talking head. Go after the CBS advertisers. Procter & Gamble is the largest one they have. If P&G pulls advertising from CBS, it will make a huge dent. Start pummeling P&G.

The California man who won the record $2.04 billion lottery took home $628 million after taxes. Let’s tax all billionaires like that.💵💸👍

The fact that CBS's blatant subservience was not enough to get the Administration to back Paramount's offer on WB just shows that prostrating yourself has limited utility. It's never enough.

NO! Shutting down for a year! NO! Okay, you can rename the Kennedy Center, tear down the East Wing. . . But that's it. No Bourbon? Kentucky jobs lost. MAGA Kentucky will not be silenced. Give us our Bourbon! SERIOUSLY!

All I want for Christmas is the headline.

I bring to you the redacted flag under Trump

Disgusting reminder that Alan Dershowitz wrote an op-ed for the LA Times shortly after meeting Jeffrey Epstein that argued for the age of consent to be lowered to 15.