if I'm seeing my tv correctly subway has engineered a protein pocket for the pro-protein bloc out there fighting to end the war on protein

this is the sickest shit ive ever seen

Democrats really wanna bring a QR code to a gun fight

Life in Minnesota is getting invited to the house of a lady who you met in a neighborhood signal chat because she said she needed a dozen whistles and then talking for an hour in her kitchen about how to develop an anti-ICE patrol for her kid’s fucking preschool.

i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.

I'm going to see your 'Abolish ICE' and raise you a 'Get rid of the entire Department of Homeland Security'

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I LOVE the Brass Solidarity Band. As Taylor says, they brought incredible joy to the protest yesterday.

Thinking about this once again

Listen I’m not a spiritual or political expert but I’m pretty sure telling others to read the serenity prayer in this context is not how it works

I guess I asked for this

Just insane to watch what's happening in MN right now. Having grown up there, having family and friends there, it's heartbreaking on so many levels. My local rep, on the day of Renee Nicole Good's murder: "HEY, LET'S TRY THAT FEDERAL TAKEOVER VIA CHILDCARE FRAUD THING HERE TOO!"

ok idk what to do so starting a thread of protests against ICE in various cities as i become aware of them—NONE OF THESE ARE TONIGHT

vintage ads that look like shitposts

Really nice out today so I worked in the yard and renewed yearly war I have with the moles, a war that exists only in my mind

can you really have five "simple values" (or any) when one of your values is basically "eat shit"

Bluesky: The Sports App

Letting go of my 2025 resentments to clear a spiritual path for the resentments I will swiftly create in 2026

My bet is on the fire

and now let's follow up that production with ANOTHER ZOOM CALL!!!

OK that was a Super Bowl-like halftime show what the hell?

yo @cjzero.bsky.social some dude from Seattle U just tried to block a shot against a Washington with his own shoe

HAHAHAHAHAHA FOOTBALL IS SO STUPID

resistance also takes the form of maintaining hope & finding time or means for joy

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

named my fists Strunk and White because they help me omit needless words

absolute queen shit

i don’t know what theo von is. sounds like one of those stores you see still roughing it out in a dead mall

chat we posting old rotting carved pumpkins? old ass hairy rotten disheveled carved pumpkin chat!

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

This is way better

Law & Order: Sandwich Victims Unit

I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.

kim kardashian has an opinion about the 1969 moon landing ! 𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼

no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.

AMERICA: Zohran Mamdani calling his dad's cousin his aunt is absolutely disgusting ALSO AMERICA: DONALD TRUMP IS DADDY

Pico right before she hit send on the text "7834Ͻ M ,M34AS" banger

you telling me the camel is still 14 years shy of the Brimley line?!?!

love how the Moda Center looks like hookah lounge right now…go Blazers!

Today is a double #Orbachtober day in honor of Jerry Orbach's birthday!

calling into to work to tell my boss I can't come in today because I have brown liquid

Yeah I read theory *drinks Pepsi*

how can you not be romantic about baseball, rye bread, mustard, and salami bsky.app/profile/bria...

A protest with perfect opsec would be completely undetectable. There might be one outside your house right now