I want every bar in the world to have a device over the door that lights up and flashes like the 4th of July whenever someone wearing this shit walks in. Dead serious

You know what sucks? I love Eddie Murray (Happy Birthday Legend). Yet my childhood memories are “Ed-die” chants at the ballpark 👍 & hearing how he “doesn't hustle.” 👎 I suppose he hit 333 home runs in Baltimore before being traded to the Dodgers so he could jog around the bases rather than run hard

We love Eddie Murray thiiiiiis much. Join us in wishing Steady Eddie a happy 70th birthday! 🎉

Happy 70th Birthday Eddie Murray! The Baseball Hall of Famer was born in Los Angeles, CA on this day in 1956! #MLB #Orioles #Baseball #Legend

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Corporations: We are collections of people & therefore deserve the civic rights afforded all people. Me: Ok. May I talk to a person? Corporation: No. Never again.

*catcher taps the top of his head to initiate an abs review* *batter steps out of the box, slowly lifts his shirt to expose midriff*

A Kentucky State fan came out of the stands to try and block an opponent's shot on Friday night, failed and then took off running

A loud, very long ovation for Ryan O’Hearn, who is now on the Pirates after playing for the Orioles from 2023-25. O’Hearn quickly became a favorite in a short time in Baltimore.

Basically, are any of you interested in * a bar trivia group * happy hour buddies * a weekly "watch the O's on TV get together" * a knitting/crochet/crafting group * something else that DOESN'T involve driving out of town or running and that you can have a conversation during

Good morning. The Baltimore Orioles play a baseball game today.

We made it. Let’s enjoy today.

Take a look It's in a book Oh wait you're a butterfly that can't read

Me: The other guy in the yard: Me: Other guy: Me: Third guy (walking up): Me: Other guy: Third guy: Me: You here for the-- Other guy: Milkshake yeah Third guy: Yeah the milkshake Me: Yeah

Updated America East ... 1. UMBC 10-2 2. NJIT 10-3 3. Vermont 9-4 4. UMass Lowell 7-5 5. Albany 6-6 6. New Hampshire 4-8 (HTH) 7. Maine 4-8 8. Bryant 4-9 Binghamton 2-11

On Saturday, my kid and I will be running into a hole in the ice of Deep Creek Lake, dressed in animal onesies again, to raise funds for Special Olympics MD. Please, if you are able to donate, help us raise money for a fucking awesome cause! support.somd.org/team/799859

They say "don't think, it'll only hurt the ballclub." Justin Steele is way ahead of everyone on that.

The Orioles, every year:

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

We should all try really hard to enjoy baseball in 2026.

Any must visit restaurants in Sarasota?

Kansas City moved in the fences at Kaufmann Stadium this off-season hoping that a few more long flies will go over the fence for the #Royals and not their opponents! Catch this short from our podcast this week!

Happy President’s Day to El Presidente.

I have a love-hatr with seeing videos of Intrasquad stuff for this reason. It's like "Hell yeah! Shane Baz struck out Gunnar!" But also "Oh shit. Gunnar was struck out by Baz?!"

we need to get larger beers at the Olympic venues for Jason Kelce

Did the entire team get divorced?

The Nationals are indeed signing former Orioles left-hander Cionel Pérez to a minor league deal, per source, as @francysromeroFR reported. He’ll have an invite to camp

Navy goes to Hamilton and beats Colgate 84-80 in overtime! All eyes will still be on that rematch in Annapolis, but barring an insane collapse, Navy should win its first league title since 2000

Trevor Rogers’ live BP results: Adley Rutschman grounder to SS Willy Vasquez strikeout (looking) Colton Cowser strikeout (looking) Heston Kjerstad strikeout (swinging) Weston Wilson strikeout (swinging) Dylan Beavers strikeout (swinging) Rogers looked nasty.

60 years later, let’s do it again and shock the world.

And so, the cycle begins anew. #MaybeThisYear #Orioles

We remember the victims of the shooting eight years ago at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, FL.

Happy Valentine’s Day Birdland!

Chris Bassitt is here, and he quickly made it clear why he wanted to join the 2026 Orioles: “Number one reason is a chance to win. And not just win a couple games, but winning a World Series. And I think this team has the ability to do that.”

Zach Eflin and Chris Bassitt are good friends, golf together and spend time together in the offseason. Eflin said the first thing Bassitt texted him after the signing was: “Let’s go win a title.” Eflin: “And I was like, ‘Dude, you’re gonna love it here.’”

UMBC beat Maine for the second time tonight. Retrievers have won six of seven, and five of the victories in that stretch have come by double-digit margins. They'll try to collect a weekend road sweep Saturday at New Hampshire. UMBC is closing in on clinching an America East quarterfinal home game.

Daily Walkoff Orioles #531 "Silver And Gold" 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 mlb.com/dailywalkoff

surely numbers 6-100 are all Kid Rock

Some words don't need to be combined

new Orioles giveaway just dropped for 1 (one) lucky fan

The Baltimore Banner's EIC Audrey Cooper announced in an email to staff that The Banner will expand its coverage to include D.C.-area sports teams, including the Nationals and Commanders.

Kevin Brown - Pete Alonso duet incoming?

41 days until Opening Day

Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".

When Kyle Goon tells you to spend money, you sign Chris Bassitt. That's how it works