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There's a version of that where the throw is on target and Kim missed the plate and that's going to keep me up at night for weeks

If 99% of us were faced with a game-speed situation with the season on the line like the one Kerkering just faced we'd freeze, fall on our faces and crap our pants in slow motion.

I'm a Jays fan but this is unfair. Only one pitcher should be allowed at a time.

Anthony Volpe’s 73.3 K% is the worst mark ever in a divisional series (min. 15 PA)

rob an old lady EXPENSIVE BASKETBALL is that important

I didn’t know segments of bluesky hated sports talk on here. We just be vibing. The world sucks right now, you know what doesn’t suck? Sports.

This is an all time night for haters

The year is 2475. The world is a desolate wasteland after Tik Tok Presents: World War IV. The only things remaining are Twinkies and Joe Flacco.

Phuck

Phillies: “This is becoming an amazing postseason moment. A real all-timer. How can we f**k it up?”

The Phillies decided to give the Dodgers a free out. As a gift. For free. On purpose.

Mookie Betts making plays and then running around the infield like a well-coached Little Leaguer.

That may have legitimately been a season ending managerial decision

Professional athletes make non-routine things look routine. I find myself thinking about that as I watch players casually foul off 100 mph pitches and hold off on equally fast offerings just outside the zone. Truly remarkable stuff I often take for granted as a fan.

down 3 vs the Dodgers in the 9th?

Those were the days

Every time I see Brandon Marsh.

never doubted it for a second

I root for a different AL East team, but I’m really enjoying this new podcast from my friend @roarfrom34.bsky.social sharing fans’ stories of big Orioles moments. Highly recommend.

this is up there for the most improbable loss i’ve ever seen. i think the Cardinals fans had a worse day than me today, and i’m a Yankees and Ravens fan.

It's not like Baltimore sports fans have recent experience entering a season with championship aspirations only to find themselves doubled over, gasping in confusion and pain.

James Franklin was tired of yall saying he loses the big game so he decided to mess around in a non-big game and prove yall wrong

What it feels like to be a #Terps #Ravens #Orioles fan this year

Penn State now has the same record as Temple, but Temple has played more ranked teams than Penn State.

I see Texas led out of the tunnel by a longhorn steer & Colorado being led out by a bison, and it makes me want Maryland to be led out by a live terrapin. Just start the pre-game 3 or 4 hours before game time and it would work! #Terps

Lois! www.instagram.com/reel/DPWl7YE...

I like a number of songs on the new TS album, but there’s just no getting around the fact that it’s hilarious to fall deeply in love with Travis Kelce. It couldn’t be funnier if you wrote a set of romantic pop-ballads about Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle.

O'Hearn's season ends stranded on third base. Cruelly poetic.

With the Red Sox and Yankees squaring off, now is a good time to listen to an Orioles podcast. Hear Scott Magnus of @birdseyeviewbal.bsky.social discuss what it was like to be at Camden Yards for 2131 on Episode 3 (Part 1) of the "I Was There" podcast. roarfrom34.podbean.com/e/just-keep-...

I love Ben McDonald sliding in a subtle hockey reference - "puts the biscuit ... above the basket" - on tonight's broadcast.

I love postseason ballparks. Love to be a part of one someday.

At 23 years and 182 days, Connelly Early will be the youngest Red Sox pitcher to start a postseason game since Babe Ruth in 1916 WS G2 (21y, 246d)

From Maryland, I assume? [complimentary]

either the Yankees or Red Sox season ends tonight

She's a civil servant whose job kept her too busy for a personal life until a government shutdown brought it to a screeching halt. He's a single dad whose small D.C. holiday shop is threatened by tariffs. This Christmas, they are ... Red, White & You.

Powering through the week by thinking about the post-game press conference of whoever loses the UNC-Clemson game on Saturday

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

"Fun" fact: the Delmon Young Game was the last home playoff game that the Orioles won.

Embrace the liberating truth that you're not paid to be a sports executive or a political strategist, and you don't owe these people constructive criticism!

Kevin Brown, Jessica Mendoza and Ben McDonald will call the Cubs-Padres wild-card series on ABC.

Pitchers and catchers report in 134 days. Which makes it a good time to ask:

Eric Adams

2025 Orioles: Can’t get swept in the playoffs if you don’t make the playoffs

10 y/o cancer survivor threw out the first pitch at this #athletics game and she did it from the top of the mound. No hop, no bounce and over the plate. Absolute queen sh t 🫡

Unintentional comedy at its finest. Brought to you courtesy of The Athletic and commenter Grant H.

Muttering slowly: “Who’s got it better than us?”