People who listened to music most days slashed their risk of developing dementia by 39 percent compared with those who did not regularly listen to music, a new study of more than 10,000 people age 70 and over found.

Not that I put much stock into Radar Online, but this is not a serious problem. It’s James Bond. Do people really think all the different versions of Bond happen in the same canon timeline? That’s insane.

Doesn’t even count key contributors like Luke McCaffrey and Javonte Jean-Baptiste. In other words: pain.

The woman screaming into the void about public schools is absolutely killing me

Gonna go ahead and extend this to the rest of the season, or at least until they start playing like an NFL team again. (Not even a good one, just one that shows an ounce of competence.)

I have loved this team all my life, but Commanders fans should not watch one play of the second half. Genuinely, have some self-respect. This team does not deserve your time.

Obviously all of this is hypocritical and gross, etc., but don't overlook how funny "Just connected you guys via text" is. Yeah man, I think they figured that out when they received the text.

Baseball is so fucking awesome

if you are looking for something to watch tonight (or even this weekend) and you have Hulu, I really, really recommend diving into The Lowdown I wrote about it a few weeks ago when it premiered and I stand by just about all of it type-click-type.ghost.io/you-guys-got...

We gotta sim to the end of the season. It’s just not their year.

“missouri and vanderbilt will meet for an inside track to the cfp” is a blessed sentence

They’re calling it the least surprising news of all time

…who is this reference of an obscure non-trade for a bad quarterback obvious to?

Memorizing this

Holy shit lmao these people are absolutely spineless

this is my personal bat signal www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

That last line is one of the absolute single scariest things to me and that it was said with such casual happiness is even more disturbing. Not distressing. Full tilt disturbing.

this exists it is called thinking

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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

When mom says the pizza rolls won't be done for another 10 minutes

Lmao Orioles, this season has sucked so bad but they can never make me hate you

Really upsetting to see how many former Washington quarterbacks don’t even have pictures available. These guys all played real, live games! I remember them and I wish I didn’t!

Ridiculous

I'm crying over a man in a giant buckeye head, college football is so beautiful

Made it

Fighting back real tears at work because of this

Never been more back

There’s nothing in this world that can’t be fixed by a bagel sandwich and college football

I mean…. Hell yeah?

Not dumb at all imo. We’ve had enough Hot Takes, we need anchors making bad puns over a running back’s 135 yard, three touchdown game while a horn section goes crazy. Way less yelling and way more “hell yes, this rules”

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Sarasota. Small, efficient, easy to get in and out. Does the job and does it quickly. Only thing holding it back is a lack of good dining options. If you’re going to the beach, it is so much easier than driving up to Tampa.

Once a QB starts getting into “holistic” medicine it’s over man

Might be bad that a journalistic outlet sold some of its stock to the sports league it covers the most. I’m probably wrong, though. I’m sure its coverage of the NFL will continue to be impartial and this will cause no conflicts of interest.

Thank god for the Cowboys, really nice of them to take the Awful Contract Negotiations spotlight from the Commanders for a day

The Commanders following up the best season of my life with this training camp:

Cedric Mullins you are forever an Oriole in my book buddy

This is a really incredible piece of writing:

Interstates that only exist within one state… who the fuck do you think you are. You’re a plain-ass highway. You’re not fooling me buddy.

Any O’s fan (or GM!) who is penciling this guy into the rotation next season is making a mistake. Can’t rely on that elbow. Anything they get from him is a bonus IMO.

Not breaking any news here, but it is amazing the degree to which this administration does not care about – and perhaps actively despises – the average American citizen.

Lmaoooooooooo

I am against newspaper op-eds in general, for various reasons, but if you’re going to have them, you probably should let columnists write what they actually think instead of demanding they write “optimistically” and “advocate for free markets and personal liberties.”

You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants