Oh no...I'm perplexed by the move! I’m sorry but I don’t understand. Good luck NBC in finding a better FNIA regular! (hopefully someone sees what I did there)

"Everything is too political. We're athletes" Yeah, man. Yeah.

We put out the fire! Then why is there a fire over there? Well we put out THIS one here....by moving the fire over to THERE, thus we put out THIS fire!

Are You Fucking Kidding Me ?

I stg, if I hear a Mansolino interview after this game, I'm going to lose my shit

SOTU is going to be....something. And the gold medal winning US Men's Hockey team is going to sit there, grinning and cheering to it. Just great, just fucking great...

Well, at least it wasn’t the Tkchaucks

Cue the US fans yelling "Stop the count"

Having Eruzione on talking about how the USA "needs that big moment to make them feel good again"... what's going on in the world where we need to feel good again, huh? Is it maybe our own fucking leadership being shitheads to EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING?!?!

One last push... Tomorrow, my kid and I will be running into a hole in the ice of Deep Creek Lake, dressed in animal onesies again, to raise funds for Special Olympics MD. Please, if you are able to donate, help us raise money for a fucking awesome cause! support.somd.org/team/799859

Maybe we're misreading the comment but...getting rid of this guy AND Harbaugh in the same year is going to feel quite refreshing for Baltimore

Welp, I guess it's Coby Mayo/Blaze Alexander or bust then

USA Women with a SICK goal to win it in OT, GOLDEN! Now...I'm back to rooting for Canada in the Men's Tournament

On Saturday, my kid and I will be running into a hole in the ice of Deep Creek Lake, dressed in animal onesies again, to raise funds for Special Olympics MD. Please, if you are able to donate, help us raise money for a fucking awesome cause! support.somd.org/team/799859

"I want you to go out there and hit the pace car" You want me to hit the pace car? What for? "Because you hit every other GD thing out there, and I want you to be perfect!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY9h...

Went to try to figure out my favorite Robert Duvall role and...HOW THE FUCK DID I NEVER REALIZE HIS FIRST ROLE WAS BOO RADLEY?!?!?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmI...

FUCKING STOP 2026!

The US Women's Hockey Team has given up 1 goal in the Olmypics They have played 4 games They have scored 20 goals Utter domination

Bradley Chubb, yes! Tyreek Hill, no thanks

"America: We're the Baddies"

meh, not like any of the other remaining options were worlds better. At least we have some depth now I guess.

fuck, it's starting

Well this seems not great

CO-CAP Special Teams Coordinator! Hell yes!

After the Orioles season ended, I made the passive decision to not renew my Flex Membership, due to what I expected them to do in the offseason. They responded by hiring Albernaz (Yes!), signing Alonso (YES!), trading essentially Grayson for Shane Baz (Good...), and really nothing else (groan)

The Orioles had the 5th worst team ERA last year. Mike Elias' offseason plan to fix the pitching: - Trade Grayson Rodriguez for Shane Baz - Add Ryan Helsley - Subtract Kade Strowd - Do literally nothing else We're SO back!

Fascinating "what-if" here on the Banner's story on Jesse Minter:

Already seeing a lot of the "grumbling masses" saying the problem with Bad Bunny's halftime show was you can't understand "the message" of the halftime show when it's in Spanish. I wish I could get them to give me a dissertation on the halftime show of ANY of the last 5 Super Bowls...

Dammit, NBC stayed on after the Super Bowl and they showed the Vonn crash on the downhill 😭

The Prince That Was Promised

Kenneth Walker is SB MVP...but how did he do for me in Fantasy Football this season?

*sigh*...I'm happy for him, I really am...wish it could have been here...

This is the sports discourse that Baltimore fans can all agree on at this moment

Good for you Mike Mac! Wish you were here, but hopefully, we have the Next Best Thing

NFL ADDED HIM KICKER MVP AGENDA BACK ON THE MENU

Jason Meyers now has the NFL record for Field Goals in a Super Bowl game. He should be the MVP, NFL!!!!!

Fine, if they can’t give it to a kicker, make it the TE or a RB

Boooooooooooooo NFL website won’t let you vote for Meyers!

We are starting the 4th quarter and it’s possible!!!!

KickerMVP…make it happen, come on!

Oh right, there’s a second half to the game after this

He said God Bless America. In English. Take THAT TPUSA!

Richard Martin?!

Look, I don’t speak Spanish, but this is a good freaking halftime performance. I don’t even care.

OMG, that ball might never have hit the ground. It might have literally been 1 mm off the ground

And once again, Yanda and Suggs are shut out of the Hall of Fame. Maybe they will get in one day...

Mike Verbal won Coach of the Year, lol

So given how Schumer operates...I would imagine in 3 months, he's going to cut a deal to rename Dulles and Penn Station for Trump

A good thing you can do about this instead of dooming is Google “how to become a poll observer in [your town]”