I love the Seattle Mariners

Appreciate the clarity

she hears your thoughts

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

Shit like this is the botox and lip filler of photography, taking something wonderful and making it weird and artificial. It's not an improvement, it's not enhancement, it's digital vandalism. And it further erodes trust and melts brains, which is what gen-ai is designed to do.

Throwing errors for everyone! 😢

Frustrated with a scam moving company taking your possessions on a road trip of the lower 48 for three months instead of bringing them to you? Have you considered Buying Too Many Plants?

MASN sound is so weird because the game is really quiet but the commercials are normal volume

if people are using classified information to place bets, then theoretically others can analyze betting behavior to find signals that reveal classified information.

i’ve said this on here before, but a fun* game is asking cishet white men when was the last time they were told “no” and they had to respect it and couldn’t negotiate their way out of it, and watching what comes to mind. masking stories were still hot as of last year.

When fascists take rights away from a group of people, they never stop there. Eventually, they come for everything. Invalidating the drivers licenses of trans people in Kansas is just the start. Who will be next? www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

This whole thing is so stupid and so many people are going to die and the whole region is going to be destabilized and so many more people are going to die and I hate it so much

"Mass normalized insider trading about wars out in the open" is one of those things I did not think would happen. It was not even a matter of disbelief, it was simply not on my radar as a thing I thought we would have to ban.

I'm currently sitting on a train at the Halethorpe station and the conductor keeps saying the length of the delay is "unknown" because of a "disabled Amtrak train at BWI," so guess who's probably using some leave today?

The truth is not the average of a fact and a lie.

This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment. If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.

Just saw the thing with Pete Alonso inviting John Oliver (& kids) to become O's fans and omg, I love him so much. In the immortal words of @mordi-rc.bsky.social, he's gone "full Naylor"

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

Hey! My guy Big Al Suárez had a good two innings! Yay!

In one week our sunset in Baltimore will be after 6 pm

Toast will sometimes lick the empty food dish to get the last molecules of crunch munchies off and you'd think this cat had never been fed in her life.

*catcher taps the top of his head to initiate an abs review* *batter steps out of the box, slowly lifts his shirt to expose midriff*

IT'S ONLY SPRING TRAINING IT'S ONLY SPRING TRAINING IT'S ONLY SPRING TRAINING

Yaaaay, Mounty!!!!

Adley is going to EAT with the challenge system and I love it for him

The Spring Training scoreless streak for Orioles pitchers is over. They will not allow 0 runs in 2026.

It's only spring training it's only spring training it's only spring training

The magic of Orioles (spring training) baseball 🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡

Man, you know who I love? Craig Albernaz. Do you think he knows how low the bar is?

I'd also be interested in a dinner club where we have a shared spreadsheet of restaurants and once a month we make a reservation and try one of them, but that's something that requires more money, logistics, and commitment than "show up at a bar and do trivia once a week"

I REALLY need some sort of *regular, standing* weekly socializing, because I have Work Friends, but everyone is 24 and lives in DC or some suburb and/or is married and lives somewhere else in the suburbs, and I'm starting to feel like a huge loser.

People with MASN (app, subscription, whatever): does it archive games? Putting on the game from earlier would make me very happy tonight since I missed it live

Good morning. The Baltimore Orioles play a baseball game today.

I am trying so hard to not become anti-man, because there are many men I love, but good God the ones who are on the dating apps are testing me

WHY IS YOUR TOILET CONNECTED TO ANYTHING EXCEPT THE SEWER I SWEAR TO GOD

Toast has perfected the timing of her morning snuggles to be immediately before I really do need to get up. If I don't get out of bed, I can't abandon her

My seasonal affective disorder isn’t actually weather related it’s Baseball Season related

*Pete Alonso sitting down with Turnstile’s guitarist* Yeah dude, I went to Warped Tour 2012, saw Four Year Strong, A Day To Remember. It was sick! Also Pete Alonso:

Yes, YES

Anything bad can be written off as "it's only spring training, they're trying out different stuff" and anything good you can get hyped. It's why spring training is the best

let Ryan Mountcastle be in charge of the playlists, so it's all 00s-10s Warped Tour pop punk

weekend brunch menus should include long weekends

O's putting the "large" in "large adult sons"

Reading a ton of Orioles articles from last week and just singing "baaaasebaalll" to myself like a maniac Will they be good? I don't know, but there will be baseball again and *that's* good

Oh my god Robert. Stop shortening the pitch clock and inning breaks. People at the stadium are going to miss a full inning taking a leak so you can get 3 minutes off the game time. Just fucking stop.

One of my computer science professors in college condescendingly told us to "use the Google" when we asked a question. And, like, it's valuable to learn to use your resources to solve a problem, but now that "resources" includes LLMs, using them skips the learning process!

I'll be honest, this isn't about AI at all, it's about the increased expectations of productivity put on tech workers due to a declining rate of profit. all these new tech cos have sky high 9/9/6 expectations for workers; AI is, like all things, just a convenient proxy for exploitation.