Might need to make the "Trevor Rogers is good" cake for his first start of the season

The Orioles dealing Cash Considerations yet again, poor guy can't find a team

God I love being old and not having to understand any of this

So, when my alarm goes off, I have the Google assistant* tell me the weather and it definitely says "Baltimore" with a slight Baltimore accent. Like *I* still say Baltimore with the hard t and I don't know if I'll ever be able to fully break that habit, but the robot def says "Baldimore"

Mr E: "I wonder how he gets along with Matilda Muñoz"

The list itself is delightful and there are also a ton of books I'm adding to the TBR pile

Aw, Zach Orr is going to Seattle! Ravens reunion! I think working with MikeMac again will be good for him

It's so beautiful 🥹

Oh my God, this woman PLAYED THE GAME

This is an abomination. Why does he hate baseball so much?

forgot the most important of the genre

i think they should be able to hold hands at first base

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

I fuckin love this guy

At 37:47, Coop is like "ok buddy, I love you too, but we've got to go celebrate, so you've got to let me go now" And Jax is like "NO I LOVE YOU" youtu.be/h0nQr3TCLYc?...

"Dress up as your culture" day is tricky because my kids' school is very international. You can't claim Italian when you're 4th generation and there are kids in your class born in Italy. My solution: Mets gear. Your culture is "Mets fan," kids, in more ways than you yet understand, and I'm sorry.

Oh great, right *after* I move out of the immediate blast zone!

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

Signing an old pitcher that makes all of us go "wait, huh??" right as spring training starts: apparently a Mike Elias specialty

That Alonso signing is looking better by the minute

The first live AB (that we have seen) of spring puts Dean Kremer against Samuel Basallo. A first-pitch groundout for Basallo. Baseball is underway

Since pitchers and catchers reported today, it seems like a good day to plug a list of people who post about the Orioles! bsky.app/profile/did:...

An alternate version of this joke was that the time of monsters was hockey season because I don't know how hockey works

Helmet spike for the king!

My favorite part of this photoset is how most of them have a bag or whatever for their gear or have it inside already. And then there's Trev, with a loose pair of pants, belt, glove, cleats, street shoes, a football for some reason... I completely fell in love with him last year, let's go Trev!

No pressure Shane

I'm home sick today and my goal is to drink literally gallons of tea and to be the best cat bed I can be

The old world (football season) is dead and the new world (baseball season) struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters (spring training)

Yay Superbowl touchdown we win - Mama Emmanwori

SAMMY shouting out everyone 😭

I'm kind of in shock. I'm so happy for all of them, so much, but I keep thinking about Coop and Tank the most

💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚

Darnold was legit unbelievable in that Rams game. Went toe to toe with Stafford. Dilfer completed 35 passes in the 2000 playoffs lmao

He's so excited!

K9 is gonna get PAID, my god

You've GOT to know that he runs

Nick wanted that safety SO BAD

Holy shit special teams, stunning

Too much mustard on that one

You have GOT to be kidding me, God fucking damnit

Fuckin FINALLY

The Cooper Bowl

YES YES YES YES YES

DeMarcus Lawrence makes me think of one of those fantasy monsters that just swoops down and wraps around you

Noooooo JSN! Please be ok pookie

Sammy got too used to slipping out of danger

My favorite pokemon is Mareep

HAAA tight ends, that might be the best ad so far

Gotta get more on target there Sam