"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

THC seltzers are sneaky little fuckers.

I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.

It's really weird watching 20 and 30 year olds playing high school and college kids.

DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich ME: oh dang that sounds so good DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37

I don’t remember much from 1987, but I damn sure remember that everyone wasn’t rocking garbage haircuts. #StrangerThings

A.I. Will Byers is creepy as fuck.

LMFAO, NETFLIX CRASHED!

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

I’ve never paid for sex. *looks at kids’ tuition bills* Well, not on the front end.

Two hours until Stranger Things.

Spurs gonna Spurs.

I do love a good Liverpool thrashing.

I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.

Would not be surprised if Karoline called ICE herself.

The Geezer scored! #CFC

LAST DAY TO EARLY VOTE!!!!! Woke up with the energy of 1,000 Dolly Partons 💅🏼✨ A new poll has us just 2 points behind. It’s the LAST day to early vote! COLLEGE KIDS COMING HOME: hug your fam, kiss the dog, then find your polling place at iwillvote.com?utm_so.... Let’s flip TN-07!

Love this for her.

I finished in time.

You will be visited by three spirits

Cucu, don't forget that Yamal is in your pocket. #KTBFFH

Third goal ruled offside...yeesh. #CFC

The manner of Araujo’s sending off… you’d think he played for Chelsea. #CFC #CHEBAR

FOH Araújo #CFC

KTBFFH! WE ARE ALL OVER BARCA!

Its going to be end-to-end, isn't it. #KTBFFH

Egregious miss from Ferran

Looking at the #Chelsea FC XI like

Ukrainian drones/missiles got into the skunkworks and scrapped two rare planes. The famed Soviet "airborne laser" and a prototype next-gen AWACS. Some Russian aviation nerd is crying himself to sleep tonight.

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw. The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.

How much did they pay Brock Purday again?

maybe i am going insane

Should have never fucking started Lamar yesterday. Godammit.

A week later....🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ham

Hang on, as @klasfeldreports.com notices, the Comey dismissal may be without prejudice, but the judge ruled that the original indictment was *invalid*, and notes that an invalid indictment doesn't toll the statute of limitations. She thinks the statute has passed.

W/o prejudice? Lame.

New franchise to hate - The New Orleans Saints.

. @edyong209.bsky.social went independent and I am glad he did, because this fawning piece about a man who will be responsible for millions of excess #deaths would never be written by a proper #health and #science #journalist

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Ugliest win of the season? Thoughts?

Have yourself a goddamn day, Jordan Stout.

oh my god how did they get away with this 😂

1. PLAY SNOOP 2. RUN THE ROCK

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