“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

"The fuck did you just say???" is ALWAYS an option. Not always smart, but it's ALWAYS an option.

For the first time ever, I had to make a payment in crypto. I can now confidently say that crypto payments combine the speed of a dial up modem and the ease of updating the drivers on a 1998 HP Laserjet printer.

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So if AI succeeds loads of people lose their jobs as they're replaced by AI, and if AI fails, loads of people lose their jobs as the economy crashes?

Oh hey, I found the war on christmas

I’ve spent the last hour reading hundreds of posts from long COVID support groups. I can’t tell you how upsetting it is to read the suffering. Trigger warning.⚠️ Several posts talk of a feeling of fading away… into death… and we have recently lost several wonderful long COVID advocates…

NEW: The White House intervened in a DHS investigation. The target? Sex offender Andrew Tate. The WH person? Paul “Nazi Streak” Ingrassia. Who was previously also Tate’s lawyer. A banger from @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Shapiro www.propublica.org/article/andr...

im beginning to think it was a mistake to stake our entire economy on chatbots and fake internet money

It's hard to express what it meant to watch Maurice, Natalia, Celeste, and Rhea tell their stories—in their own voices—this morning. The segment revealed a brutal reality: homelessness at this scale isn't about personal failure. It's the result of policy choices and systems built to exploit people.

with all due respect

Who could have seen this coming. I mean, besides literally everyone…

The Trump admin is killing a Biden-era proposal that would have required airlines to pay passengers up to $775 in cashfor significant travel disruptions within carriers' control.

"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob." —FDR, 1936

Alice Wong taught us that disabled people don’t just leave memories behind—they leave infrastructure. Lineages of care. Methods of collectivity, survival. She named the connective tissue that holds our communities together, even across death, even across the losses that come too fast and too often.

"Alice supported and took many people with Long COVID under her wing — I was honored to call her a colleague and friend." @mileswgriffis.bsky.social in @thesicktimes.org's obituary for the great Alice Wong: thesicktimes.org/2025/11/15/a...

I agree that people who want to gamble should be forced to physically marinate in cigarette smoke and a lingering ambience of body odor and shame to do so

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

Every website and app says #BUFvsMIA will be airing on CBS. And yet NEvsTB is on my TV. Wtffff. #BillsMafia

Groceries saw their biggest jump in nearly three years last month, a worrisome sign for inflation-weary shoppers. Tariffs are contributing to higher prices for imported staples like bananas and coffee.

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I'm really glad I don't have a dog in this fight because I'm already losing my mind #mls #mnufc #soundersfc

The most important fight for democracy is taking place around redistricting. I made this video to break it down for you. Please watch and share. youtu.be/cEKnZlsFkFE

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" is an all-timer cross-examination question.

More people have died in ICE custody in last 9 months than in the entire prior 4 years. We hear of a few, but most barely make the news. Cases like Randall Alberto Gamboa Esquivel. He was in perfect health when ICE detained him. He disappeared in June & by August was in a vegetative state.

I’m gutted by this decision. So many excellent editors and writers impacted. My column, Disability Visibility is no more as well. Many thanks to Allegra for giving me this amazing opportunity www.teenvogue.com/contributor/...

hooooooooly shit he is not fucking around

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

ICE detained a US citizen with a toddler in the backseat. ICE had to be bullied by the crowd to not do their usual MO and drive off with the man and just leave the car in the road. The crowd asked them to let the family come take the baby. Instead they drove off with the child

feeling sorry for all the millionaires and billionaires who didn’t get to see this perfect NYC sunset because they fled the city forever today. 😞

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Love when baseball announcers get bored enough to spout random facts. “This is just like when Washington Boolean hit a two run double into a swamp in 1918.”

It's like if a minstrel show had a baby and the wall of Plato's cave turned out to be the dad

World Series baseball sliding into your timeline like

Even I am watching baseball. Feels like trying to follow a political debate in Swedish, but here I am. Go Jays!

INVENTOR: ive got a great new toy idea for you, it's called... the Radio Flyer TOY EXEC: oh wow, so it's like a plane that flies via... radio? INVENTOR: it's not a plane TOY EXEC: oh...Kay, so it's INVENTOR: its a little red wagon TOY EXEC: with ... a radio on it? INVENTOR: theres no radio

This is good, but when people talk about this I want to emphasize: we have not run out of money for SNAP. The money is there, it has been allotted and saved specifically for this instance. Trump refuses to release the billions of dollars that Americans have already allotted to continue food stamps!

Missing the days when, if a scary masked man approached us on the street, WE pepper sprayed HIM, not the other way around.

SCOOP The admin is making it harder for male vets w/ breast cancer to get their care covered The admin cites Trump order: “Defending Women from Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Government” I got the memo laying it all out www.propublica.org/article/vete...

I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

I don’t even follow baseball I’m just a huge fan of absurdity

I am having quality time with my friends like my therapist is always telling me to do

What percentage of politicians in your country are still relying on this site as a primary means of public communication? It feels slightly maddening that this isn't being treated as an extremely urgent problem.