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like if a grown woman was just a silly little guy oilvla.redbubble.com
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive)
2 days ago
It feels great to work yourself to death for pedophiles who are unable to describe what a grocery store is
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my best friend and i both teach middle school
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Bill Corbett
5 days ago
Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
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the shots of the golden gate bridge and the bay bridge before every commercial break might’ve led some viewers to believe those bridges are near santa clara; they are not. they should have used the dumbarton bridge or perhaps the san mateo bridge oooh scenic
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Becky Zosia Dernbach
19 days ago
Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill.
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Sick fourth-grader among 4 Columbia Heights students held by ICE
Columbia Heights Public Schools says four students remain detained by ICE after Liam’s return, including 10-year-old Elizabeth, who has fallen ill.
https://sahanjournal.com/education/columbia-heights-fourth-grader-held-by-ice/
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lauren
27 days ago
me, absolutely not misremembering anything: i could be misremembering that
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at the dsa meeting last night a guy said “can i leave my dog with you” and i said yes thinking “surely i misheard and he said dog” to my delight it was both a bag and a dog
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my ebt report was due december 12th and i didn’t turn it in until nye. it still refilled on time and they increased my benefits by $30 i love living in the great state of california 🫡🐻
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taught my 4th-8th grade students about manufactured consent this week
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public health guy
about 2 months ago
adding alt text
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and that’s what’s up
2 months ago
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the person drawing undertale fanart at this dj’d event got up briefly to dance to a rupaul/rodrick hall mashup and then sat back down
2 months ago
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beccadagoo
2 months ago
alright here's mine. i might be just a little pessimistic
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drewtoothpaste
2 months ago
when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me
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Tamper Proof Lid
3 months ago
‘Formula One’? Yeah, I got a formula for ya 🖕
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CatFrat
3 months ago
I had no idea that Diane Feinstein escaped the Confederates twice
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mr. cannoli
3 months ago
just got a job as a disgruntled employee
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Gianmarco Soresi
3 months ago
We got to make using AI to figure out personal gifts a social crime. Most gifts suck to begin with but now you’ve literally taken the thought out of it’s the thought that counts
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this pic of my dad opening a gag gift at a frat christmas party circa 1980 has renaissance painting vibes
3 months ago
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Viktor Winetrout
4 months ago
Good morning to everyone except the man in the yellow Hazmat suit who's staring at me through the glass
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PJ
3 months ago
When you see me in person and my overcoat isn't actually that massive and flowing, no you didn't
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guy outside the bar on speaker talking about how “gay” the motorcycle he was tricked into buying is??
3 months ago
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frovo
4 months ago
INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
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Actual names
4 months ago
Bartholomeus Fornicator Germany, Prussia, West Prussia, Catholic and Lutheran Church Records, 1537-1981
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Better Things Are Possible
4 months ago
They should invent a California where you can afford to live
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disc horse bot
4 months ago
Can we normalize lighting stuff on fire?
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Marisa Kabas
4 months ago
stay tuned
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feeling left out in CA where our election results won’t start coming in for another hour
4 months ago
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weeder
4 months ago
Calories are one of my favorite snacks
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Damnit Janet
4 months ago
Plethora would be a beautiful name for quite a lot of things actually
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Actual names
4 months ago
Antonius Windpassing Austria, Catholic Church Records, 1565-2007
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does anybody know if i have to keep going tomorrow
4 months ago
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Ahhhhh
4 months ago
It should be a human right to live in an economy that doesn’t go boom and bust nonsensically
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mr pussy
4 months ago
getting pried out by the jaws of life after getting my whole arm stuck in the cannabis amnesty box
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it turn out the solution to everything is friendship and community? i feel bad and then i serve my community and spend time with my friends and it’s all better? more at 11
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disc horse bot
4 months ago
Memes are fucking disgusting and won't exist under fundamentalism
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brent
4 months ago
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
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Jimmy Two Hands (cozy era)
4 months ago
There’s Alfred and Albert but no Bertfred or Fredbert. And they call this a free country
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fixed it, here’s the vibe
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4 months ago
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GreyWeirdo
4 months ago
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bad news: got broken up with by live-in gf of almost 2 years worse news: my phone is bricking itself and won’t let any app access my photos so i can’t even post images of stock photo models having heart attacks to express how i feel
4 months ago
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weeder
4 months ago
You an Ionic guy? Doric? Little bit of column A, little bit of column B?
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Actual names
4 months ago
Christ and Chesty Serum
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Joe Lavelle
4 months ago
All these “Never too late” later-in-life success stories are always about people who dedicated themselves tirelessly to achieving their dream. What would really speak to me would be a “Never too late” later-in-life success story about someone who sat around waiting for something to happen to them.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
4 months ago
You have obtained 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝗺𝘄𝗶𝘁. Your stupidity is ten bigger.
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Molly Shah
4 months ago
I know that it’s because of the ceasefire but all the donations stopping right when there are actual affordable food in the markets is rough for people
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MikesGapingMaw
4 months ago
Fixed some of the labels
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