Ugh, alright @profanity.accountant, show me what I’ve done

America Online. This is your final warning.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen - Bruce Springsteen - Black Flag - Parliament Funkadelic - Liz Phair - Fishbone

Everything is awful so I’m watching videos from MTV’s inception and the breakdown looks like this: - unknown band/famous band: I guess we have a recorded gig somewhere? - The Cure: just give us some paint and bedsheets -Duran Duran: we need suits, a yacht, models, and a trip to Antigua for a week

Fan of this pope

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

I am excited to announce on this #Caturday that Ollie has officially learned his name!

“Grok, show me the last thing I see before I die”

I am so mad/upset/frustrated that #Portland will be plunged into darkness next week. My only solace is that ICE will hate it

Utilities workers of the world have the chance to do the funniest thing ever. 24 hours would be all it takes

Somehow, after denouncing/downplaying the No Kings protests for the last week as: nothing; antifa; Hamas (??); [other scary shit], their response is… King Donald Trump dumping diarrhea on American citizens. I have never been so embarrassed to be an American and fam we have been through A LOT lately

Good lord, look how stupid this looks lol

This actually made me tear up

Note to self: next life, be born pretty. You are currently experiencing a skill issue, do better 🫤

“She’s not low IQ” ohhh so she’s not Black huh

Weiner dog looks like he’s their leader lol

I 100% agree with this. Letting them frame anti-fascist as “an-TEE-fah” makes it sound exotic, maybe a foreign gang like MS-13 or Tren de Agua (sic). Make them say it. Make the subtext text

ICE: “you guys look fucking stupid!!!” Says the guys retreating from a bunch of people in inflatable fog costumes

Frog has been radicalized and is Portland right now, sorry Toad

This whole paragraph lol

"President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings."

Counterpoint: it is the biggest stretch in the history of stretches and I desperately want to get high and watch it

Getting pretty sick of this “governing by doing random nonsensical shit” and it’s only September

You know, replacing all the late show hosts with Greg Gutfeld might make Americans riot in the streets so go for it

Cool that more and more people in the government are signing off communications with “thank you for your attention to this matter” no idea how they came up with it

I can’t believe this year went by so fast and it’s already time for another tuna party for our two year old Stewie!

I’m wondering how many of these will end up being fake mockups that people create to mess with their coworkers/acquaintances they don’t like

Adventure cats! (If “adventure” means lounging in the garden)

Senator can you hold hearings on why this deranged person is apparently running our national security? Guaranteed she didn’t fund nor think this up all by herself

I heard an interview with Maslaney where she talks about her mom being disappointed that her character (Sarah Manning) didn’t have much screen time in an episode and Tatiana having to remind her mother that they were all her lol

“Tsunami” is the perfect metaphor: right now, a lot of true believers are saying “wow look at how much the beach got increased by president trump!” and wandering out there to take a look. Christmas season should be fun

Do I just not remember normal times or were Cabinet meetings never televised? I feel like the first one in a new administration had an anodyne press conference introducing the team then all the cameras went away and we never saw another one because wtf would we

I can’t believe that every governmental, cultural, and media institution just meekly bowed down to Donald fucking Trump so quickly, without even the semblance of a fight. We are on month seven of his second term

So one of my local radio stations was just playing Swan Lake, I’m sure it’s nothing to be concerned about

This is the high level of professionalism I’ve come to expect from the Trump administration

If you had one billion dollars would you spend your time arguing with your own bot? No? Congratulations, you’re a normal person

WTF is he even doing?

This is excellent: billionaire wants MORE

I am very curious about Trump’s formative event about everyone laughing at him

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING JOKE

This is the single best piece I've read on "replacing coders with AI," it fully dispells the myth from the perspective of a software engineer and does so in a calm, reasonable way. colton.dev/blog/curing-...

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

“In the NIH grants terminated so far, the 50 most common flagged words include trans, expression, diverse, and women.” It’s unbearable that a bunch of simpletons are obliterating our scientific research via Ctrl-F

Watching Bridget Jones’s Diary to remember when Hugh Grant got into his devastating dirtbag era

I honestly don’t understand the premise of “you can read 100 books a day with ChatGPT summaries”. Ok? To what end? If you just want to brag about how much you read just lie about it people did that before all this nonsense

Really fucking mad that people are setting off fireworks in my neighborhood and it is still June for 15 minutes and it is MONDAY like what is wrong with you

Oh Mochi, thank you

You know, it’s really disrespectful to talk about our Secretary of Health and Human Services like this

Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally?

Your reminder that this administration has been in place for only four months and change