This is perfection and actually DID make me lol

The description of GenZers and millennials drowning in debt and not owning homes doesn’t apply to those who shop at these stores. These are rich kids with rich parents in rich areas who didn’t have to get student loans and won’t need a mortgage because their folks will just give them a house

My ambition to one day have 100 billion dollars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – having one billion dollars.

Pop Quiz: You've got Elon's money. What's the first thing you buy that makes you happy? I pay everyone’s medical debt and student loans and also lobby politicians so there is no more medical debt and student loans

This is fucking ridiculous, we used to mock or demonize or bomb countries that did this

Peter Thiel et al never manage to explain how all of us just meekly submit to accepting them as oligarchs and working for them without fighting back with the wrench

You are not prepared to hear this guy sing

There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Rep. Harriet Hageman is obnoxious as fuck and looks pleased with herself when finished. Maybe Trump will notice her now!

Wait, what just happened in the Jack Smith hearing?? Some kind of audience outburst??

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen, no jam bands Nina Hagen Black Flag Liz Phair Bruce Springsteen Parliament Funkadelic

This is a man who Kristi Noem is completely shocked and horrified could be “doxxed” (aka properly IDed as a government employee) because of the danger it would put him and his family in, including, I presume, any 5 year old children

Somebody needs to make a It Happened! app immediately that has a unique ringtone stat Please leave preferred ringtones in replies

Indeed, what mature adult posts texts on social media 🤔 Thanks for the chuckle this morning.

We live in a cold cruel country

Depending on your time zone, we’re not a year in. Who knows what wonders this next year will hold

Year 2255: time travelers jostling each other to get the opportunity to kill Mercator like they’re 21st century tourists to Mount Everest

My working theory is these types of misunderstandings stem from not reading enough fiction. And no, I don’t mean the only five books that conservatives read so they can (still inaccurately) parrot back what they think it was about to each other. They need to read to develop empathy and get art

This is why those stickers of Calvin peeing on [thing, usually political thing] are so insulting and disrespectful

Heard you was talkin' shit

This is going to be received positively when ChatGPT recommends a specific brand of rope for a child to end it all, dontcha think

“Who does he think he is, the Pope?”

@mcuban.bsky.social it might help if you think of universal healthcare as for “the poors”. We could still have optional insurance for your premium concierge physician; the difference for the rest of us, instead of paying money to the middlemen who provide no value, we’d pay slightly higher taxes

We need Mackenzie Scott to just throw a billion to an independent journalism collective, no strings attached

There’s something darkly funny about “AI can empower even uncreative people who have no ideas to create art” and “you need specialized training to create AI prompts because you can’t articulate what you think” existing in the same universe. It’s like a double insult to everyone

🎶 oh the weather outside is weather 🎵

the right attitude

The thing that bothers me the most about AI discourse is that the valued metric is time, not quality. Quality has been elided if not completely ignored in this narrative.

So is CBS now just the Bari Weiss Show or what? This is some bizarre strategy from a giant media company. I know that the failson Ellison will be ok but big oof on this whole situation.

Where’s my #pluribus people at? Because I just watched the latest episode and have THOUGHTS and FEELINGS

Uhhhh, you ok there champ?

Ugh, alright @profanity.accountant, show me what I’ve done

America Online. This is your final warning.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen - Bruce Springsteen - Black Flag - Parliament Funkadelic - Liz Phair - Fishbone

Everything is awful so I’m watching videos from MTV’s inception and the breakdown looks like this: - unknown band/famous band: I guess we have a recorded gig somewhere? - The Cure: just give us some paint and bedsheets -Duran Duran: we need suits, a yacht, models, and a trip to Antigua for a week

Fan of this pope

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

I am excited to announce on this #Caturday that Ollie has officially learned his name!

“Grok, show me the last thing I see before I die”

I am so mad/upset/frustrated that #Portland will be plunged into darkness next week. My only solace is that ICE will hate it

Utilities workers of the world have the chance to do the funniest thing ever. 24 hours would be all it takes

Somehow, after denouncing/downplaying the No Kings protests for the last week as: nothing; antifa; Hamas (??); [other scary shit], their response is… King Donald Trump dumping diarrhea on American citizens. I have never been so embarrassed to be an American and fam we have been through A LOT lately

Good lord, look how stupid this looks lol

This actually made me tear up

Note to self: next life, be born pretty. You are currently experiencing a skill issue, do better 🫤

“She’s not low IQ” ohhh so she’s not Black huh

Weiner dog looks like he’s their leader lol

I 100% agree with this. Letting them frame anti-fascist as “an-TEE-fah” makes it sound exotic, maybe a foreign gang like MS-13 or Tren de Agua (sic). Make them say it. Make the subtext text

ICE: “you guys look fucking stupid!!!” Says the guys retreating from a bunch of people in inflatable fog costumes