We are all drunk raccoons passed out on God’s public bathroom floor

Barack Obama praised Tom Homan after appointing him to DHS as the "deporter in chief"

Can't wait for this awful human being to go away for good

Ahahahahaha. 😂 Gen X's evolution into nuBoomer is finally complete.

PLEASE help Cat. this is very very urgent!! 💸💕

wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this

Can’t help but think that maybe we shouldn’t have cracked their skulls and threaten to take away their degrees for two years for protesting a genocide.

Hell yeah man, stick it to em

JAKE TAPPER: You called on Hegseth to release the full tapes of the attack. What sort of action are Democrats prepared to take to make this happen? CHUCK SCHUMER: We hope that they will release the tapes.

if you’re anti-“baby it’s cold outside” you need to grow up and accept some people are into cnc

shoes, underwear, and food are incredibly common needs for homeless folk. if you'd like to help a disabled homeless couple with these needs, items are cheap for cyber monday right now and have been added to the wishlist 🥺💗

Just blocked two people I was previously following for gloating about ICE raids targeting Muslims in Dearborn, Michigan. Be better people for fucks sake. I cannot fathom what is wrong with you

"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor of the House of Representatives, and we know that's the case." This is a flat-out 100% lie from @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and he knows it. Impeachment resolutions are privileged, they can force a vote at any time.

I wonder how Democrats feel about the fact that non-Democrats constantly experience culture shock when closely exposed to their *politics.*

always remember: Terry Pratchett said trans rights this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently

Lol

The War on Drugs declared by Nixon in 1971 had always targeted the anti-Vietnam-war left and Black people primarily. They always wanted to demonize the former by associating dirty hippies with marijuana, the latter with heroin.

What’s going to happen is other students are going to get fed up with being used as props for the most annoying dipshits they know and ostracize them until they stop. At that point we’ll get a bunch of articles about conservatives being persecuted. Wash, rinse, repeat.

It sucks that meeting a new class now involves not just going over the syllabus, setting expectations, and trying to establish a rapport, but also trying to deduce whether any of your new students are vigilante right wing operatives out to seek viral controversy at the expense of your job

cis people don't want it to be about banning trans people because what if all that other stuff they ignored was about banning trans people too and that can't be because they're objectively the best and most moral and never make mistakes really trans people just make everything about trans stuff and-

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

Any given trans person (particularly one in any role of power or prestige) is at risk of being forcibly cast as the villain in an algorithmic right-wing fairy tale by some grifter who's greatest dream in life is to be a pitchman for crypto schemes and off-brand fertility supplements

Hey!! Please help keep my friend housed!! 💕💸

Civility politics when trans academics are being targeted for removal. "I will always defend trans people, unless they're snippy."

we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying

Man I really missed the boat on suing my professors for giving me failing grades

I don't want young people giving up, but when nobody has any druthers to even remotely begin to solve any of those problems, what is their alternative? YOUNG ADULTS TODAY DO NOT REMEMBER THE NINETIES, WHICH IS ALL THE REST OF US ARE HOLDING ON TO. We're not getting them back, guys. We need CHANGE.

You probably believe that literacy tests for voting were fair and impartial

How on earth are they capable of being this terrible at having fun

shoes, underwear, and food are incredibly common needs for homeless folk. if you'd like to help a disabled homeless couple with these needs, items are cheap for cyber monday right now and have been added to the wishlist 🥺💗

Needing gas funds for Dr appts!! I have 3 this week

"Interview with the vampire" tells the story of how a New Orleans man's life is forever changed when he first learns to suck dick

i’m going to fuck your mom and finally give her something to be proud of

can you imagine just going through your day except you’re stevie nicks so you have to change capes every half hour

Romance has been keeping publishing afloat for a while now. And far more people read romance than will admit to it. And in the audiobook world? We have narrators who are FAMOUS for doing romance audiobooks. They’re basically celebrities.

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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit

smuggling child vaccines through ancient tunnels and using passcodes like "kids shouldn't die at 3 from preventable disease"

I’m going to get an engineering degree from OU by saying bridges can only be measured in cubits and shekels www.oudaily.com/news/ou-stat...

I'm actually CRYYYYYIIINNNGGGGG LOL LOL

A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...

HOW ARE THERE YET MORE DEM CAMPAIGNS THAT THINK I WANT TO HEAR FROM JAMES CARVILLE AND INCLUDE A PICTURE OF HIS FACE STOP

I'm reminded of this tweet

If you are too impaired (regardless of impairment) to figure out how to use your drugs you should probably not be using those drugs

I demand to see the clock

See this is just drug abuse, those mushrooms didn't do anything to deserve this

As you can tell from this image, Keanu Reeves clearly thinks I'm cool