Uh where the heck am I supposed to sleep, I’ve got a 4am call you jerks!

everyone i know is talking about getting a new pussy lately. i asked my wife when it's my turn but i don't think she'd be a very good surgeon because for five years straight she's had a headache.

SANTA IS OVER THE FIELD! FIRE AT WILL, I REPEAT, FIRE AT WILL!

important announcement

tofu spent almost ten minutes today trying to figure out how to climb down a ladder he had climbed up

muscular femboy wrapped in velvet ❣️

are you. fucking. kidding me.

purr o’clock

I think bandmates should kiss each other after a really good show

Flying solo today. Jerk chicken thigh, fries & a beer at Spring Valley Brewery in Daikanyama. It’s Kirin’s western style brewery. So it has many American and European dishes and a few special things like Jamaican jerk chicken. They serve plenty of varieties of beer. Very different from Kirin.

RARE photo!! black hole warping spacetime

okc, more like really good c

i love this little freak so much. i pick them just because of the energy they bring to the table.

remember, my peoples: what you want and what you need may have different priorities in your life, but they have the same weight. the self-denial capitalism has drilled into you is ultimately killing you. if you get what you want over what you need, don't punish yourself. you deserve what you want!

Your regular reminder that when David Duke ran for statewide office in the early 1990s, the MAJORITY of white Louisiana voters pulled the lever for him. This was AFTER they’d seen the pictures of Duke in a Klan outfit and a Nazi uniform.

Jiggle jiggle jiggle 📳📳

jackbox time babies come hangout www.twitch.tv/elffiie

who’s up jacking their box

neco-arc asked me out ‼️ #tomodachilife

Plumber came to fix a valve under the kitchen sink. She walked in, said OH MY GOD, and dropped to her knees in front of Sam and started petting him 🥰

okay one last post actually. look at this giant baby (13 y/o 175lbs Great Dane x Mastiff named Cali) panting and getting ready to nap after a little bit of play time today. I love her so much

The devil in a red dress Happy SINDAY hotties 💋

I’m just saying, I don’t think it’s good for the head of T&S to make public likes regarding moderation decisions

Oh hey cool new meme format.

Anyone want to do me a favor and distract me? (In thread or the link) ngl.link/ripperoni1

unhinged

@jcsalterego.bsky.social has never been wrong but this goes even deeper: posting without alt text is like doing the yhorm fight without storm ruler equipped. i mean, you can, but why would you Do That™?

Pants has decided to supervise me in the kitchen.

holy shit i didn’t even know this was possible

@pepsi if you hire her you will not regret it.

someone should hire me to work at pepsi :(

At the supermarket checkout? Look up and around to see if any cameras are pointed at the pin pad. At the metro? Look up and around to see if any cameras sre pointed at the pin pad. If there are, take a photo and make a formal complaint/enquiry. Ask who has access to the footage.

i am actually dizzy from reading too much dumb too fast

what what in the fuck what in the fuck fuck what what fuck fucking whating i can't i don't fuck aaahhh aaaaaAAAAAAAAA <open mouth sobbing, eyes bleeding, brain is goo>

The words "Orthodox" and "Punk" being mashed together might give me an aneurysm that makes me violently shit till I die

"what's the best under $20 purchase you've ever made keez" men's flannel shirt from Costco 7 years ago hands down no question about it. it's simultaneously warm, flattering, and suggestive of my lesbianism

Pale Hunter

absolutely heinous. they should be ashamed. who the fuck hired these dipshits.

once again i am providing proof that the officials in atlanta hate the hawks

you're so annoying #deadlock #batbook

doing an impromptu fortnite stream to celebrate! i’m a lil tipsy hehe come hang www.twitch.tv/PrincessLizzzard

I have a website and I am accepting orders on posters and stickers of my merch art! www.catfrills.com

⋆ ˚｡⋆˚ Faeries require a calm environment to thrive ˚⋆｡˚ ⋆

saw this on the tl again and mandela effecting this

People asked me for these videos & are asking again. Before I didn’t want to offload them but now I do. But I don’t need money. When I get back to LA I’ll compile a list of videos though. There are places like Downtown Women’s Center & LA Food Bank that need money. I will trade VHS for that.

i havent posted in months and im here to say: try cinnamon with your melted cheese today

I just love it when Fizz T. Doge does her ~ most interesting dog in the world ~ pose