how dare!!!!

some of you on here

fat toe adjunct professor ball washer implosionmancer

Look at this face

Don’t let stereotypes limit you. You can be cute and evil, if you’re friendly you can also master dark magic and commune mainly with shadows. If you’re hot, don’t let that stop you from also being very ominous.

Advertising is so aggressive and invasive these days but it kinda makes me laugh because I'm like "Sure. Try to sell us all the products when we all have no money." It's kinda funny, how much time and effort and money they can waste. But we literally can't buy. Go on. Sell harder sales boy.

like, drafting lorwyn eclipsed was annoying because everyone, EVERYONE was trying to hit a critical mass of tribal rewards. but this set is just all over the fucking place with one or two limited-breaking bombs. ugh.

i love tmnt but i refuse to draft this mtg set. it's just so fucking annoying.

Fernando Alonso is going to kill himself

I AM SCREAMING LMAO

cortana is how i found out about henry kissinger. just like this

@tess.bzky.team showing off her gains #sizesky

Over the last week and a half I've had the best and worst experiences of my life with various types of healthcare providers and now I know in my heart that the US health system needs to be destroyed

this says a lot about our society 😔

long time no fish

this face of absolute destruction

top chef rewatch with simon

also the first time i realized that any film can make back money spent by victimizing the lead actress. "how dare you call miss johansson culturally insensitive! she's just a little guy! and it's her birthday!!! 🎁☹️🎉"

it was the first time i fully realized actors/actresses dont watch their own films once they hit a certain level of popularity. they just cant give a shit, and it shows the most in this movie.

they full-on gave her the whitest name in existence because none of the dumbass crackers involved could be assed to pronounce "motoko kusanagi" more than once

anyone else still really angry with the live action ghost in the shell or is it just me

my driver's ed teacher (no public school in GA had a driving school course, you had to pay for it over the summer) died at the end of our final class. he kicked a lot of ass and i learned a lot, but the scheduling for the end driving test was delayed for A YEAR.

okay one of my best friends just told me her driver's ed teacher was named wait for it Mr. Streetman ... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories

Hey writers - would you like to shit all over yourself, and them smear that shit all over your readers, and then for fun, take another shit on yourself and smear it all over people in movie theatres? IF SO have we got a plan for you!

Here it is, your moment of zen.

It's my affiliate anniversary! 🥳 Gonna be finally streaming some ART TIPS WITH ICY™ in abouuttt NOW RIGHT NOW twitch.tv/missicyart

Iam so gay

Just look at the ears on this dog Absolute muppet

Hot Tires… Hot Burgers! Billie makeup from Bigtop Burger 💙 #nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky#nsfwbluesky #alternative #alt #emo #ofcreator #fanslycreator #tattooed #nonbinary #transmasc #clown #jester

accidental portrait mode

I think Mousecow has been practicing her scales. #EverybodyLovesMousecow #ScampiVonMonkeyface #AndMissyToo

s o s i j

Update

pissed that she can’t have a blueberry donut

Please enjoy the random camel (???) I saw on my long run today. Important note: I live in the Philly exurbs.

more boyfriend’s cat content

t4t dating: base 1 - sharing discord (or signal if you're cool) base 2 - sex base e - natural logarithm base 3 - info dumping about special interest base 4 - doing each other's injections base 5 - sorry what base is who on??? i'm not good at basketball base 6 - 7

the best thing about this as that they found a city corner to film in that's just as perfectly dingey as the game would make it

oh my god??

devilishly hot deity looking to be showered in gifts and tributes 💌 💋 throne.com/zoetreez 💋

he's supposed to have a 9-foot spear so im looking forward to this big cock's thrusting technique

ai people are so gullible

these fukken hornets need to stop bullying my team

We need to normalise communicating with a certain brand of American on here by pretending we know absolutely nothing about what they're talking about.

this can't. this just can't

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