"We have DISCUSSED this HAM for the LAST TIME."

just clocked they’re called heathens bc they live in the heath

Happy May Day

THAT'S CORUSCANT, BAYBEEEEEE

its like luthen isn't even processing that they're part french

bluesky really doesn't do it for me but I need a second location to announce that I am preparing for my imminent death on Tuesday due to the first episode drop of Andor season 2

someone recently commissioned a tshirt design from me—he wanted a simple graphic design and for the theme to be "trans magic" for a anti-jk rowling comedy event lol

Hey wait I think I have the perfect response to this.

#WindowFriday #FensterFreitag

I keep reading threads on Ask A Manager where OP leaves a horrible job situation, and the new people around them rally like "omg you're too smart and good for this role we're supporting you in [doing a phd/big promotion/training and dev]" and now i'm mad at myself for believing in fairy tales!!

time may prove me wrong, but i think your exposure to AI slop on algorithm heavy sites comes down to moral turpitude. if your heart is pure you still get cute animal videos. if you have stared too long into the abyss the algorithm knows your soul yearns for the dark realm of six fingered monsters

Randy!?!?!??

folks, let's give it up for the humble but nourishing potato

When I watch Scandinavian mysteries, sometimes I look away from the screen because I forget I don’t speak Danish

post a fave character and tag 5 friends! (thank you @elrenniel.bsky.social!) @diadiadia.bsky.social @succubunny.bsky.social @jujujulieta.bsky.social @sylleblahsome.bsky.social @cinnamonpancakes.bsky.social

I haven't seen a SINGLE god damn fish on the fish doorbell yet!!!

damn, mickey 17 sure was a movie!!!

Need to see them queen out or possibly try to kill each other

the second seasons of the star wars television program "andor" should come out sooner. sorry if this offends

folks if you aren’t planning on retiring anytime soon it is okay not to check your 401K for a while

I have crafted a beautiful abomination of a sandwich: extra crunchy peanut butter, lingonberry jam, and shichimi togarashi.

ok so twin peaks is full of plot twists but the one that got me was the reveal of m.t. wentz's identity. it was all there from the start.

Out-of-Focus Adar is the new Low-Opacity Elrond.

ANDOR CHARACTERS AS DRIL TWEETS: MAJOR PARTAGAZ (BTW I gotta say, this guy Anton Lesser is nailing this performance. He's the first imperial officer since the Empire Strikes Back where I watch him and I'm like, "Oh, I get how these guys run an Empire")

Okay so I'll just do a batch of these four and keep updating on and off since that's what the series is gonna do in April I guess. ANDOR CHARACTERS AS DRIL TWEETS: MON MOTHMA

wearing sunglasses, doing drugs, wielding a chainsaw recklessly…there’s not a thing on this earth that Elon Musk can’t make seem uncool.

Q: Now look closely, 007. Now this might look like a normal Windproof Compact Stick Umbrella for Rain, Trusted Seller One-Click Automatic Open and Close, Strong Reinforced Fiberglass Ribs, Easily Collapsible, Lightweight Portable Umbrellas for Travel Umbrella but turn the handle & the device will ex

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

hello yes everything is quite bad but! andor

I know I'm old now because I stripped and re-seasoned my cast iron, and hoo boy that SMOOTH new seasoning finish ... wow ... 🥰

this horse is distractingly ugly

The way Gordon calls Cooper a "Mexican Chi-wow-wow" 💀

Seriously, who's out there shilling this hybrid slide deck/video training system to anyone who has to provide online trainings to the public? It's actually so inefficient and not a user-friendly way to learn things imo.

im so overwhelmed by wanting to catch up on any news, i almost just went with the word "economy" as the sole search term. let's all google the word "economy" tonight. Together

dark times indeed, but still laughing that one of the week’s big stories was an Chinese AI company being like “oh a bullshit machine? we can make that, no problem” and it blew up the stock market

I don't really wanna see the first I came poem because we heard warnings from living and breathing trans people, immigrants, unions, disabled people, BIPOC people... If you need the poem now then like idk dude, all the people in the poem have been talking

guys i can still do a forward roll! but i can't do a headstand :(

oh i do love to hate this smug fella

I probably don't even need to say this, BUT. Me not posting about every nightmarish thing is not because I am not internally (or externally!) screaming multiple times per day, i just figure you heard about it from 100 other people posting about each new nightmare. I assure you, my soul is cracking.

the wifi at work just completely crapped itself at 5:30 (almost on the dot, sus) so I think it’s time to go!

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "No shit," said Gandalf, "It isn't as if most people wish for this kinda of fuckshit to rain down on them. It sucks. It totally sucks. Why do you think I have so much 'pipeweed' on me at all times? C'mon now."

oh no section 31 movie is out!? i'm not emotionally prepared. i'm busy watching my weird wholesome little freak dale cooper go through it. this is completely the wrong mindset to watch emperor georgiou serving.

made instagram finnish salmon soup (from sebscrispyclub) ... it's good but it didn't thicken enough even with liberal application of constarch slurry. great flavor though and very good way to use up a ton of old frozen salmon i had

gave myself lye burns on my fingies trying to strip one of my poorly-seasoned and then poorly maintained cast iron pans. who could have foreseen this!?

need me a weird wholesome little freak like that!!!!! look at him!!!

SOON