Ain't no war like a class war cuz a class war is mandatory.

bunny, graupel, quince bush

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

are you telling me this scallion pan cake

are you telling me this scallion can rap

Add in mandatory pants and forget it.

can't stop won't stop

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

Exactly one year ago today:

a powerful reminder of the grotesqueness of man's sinful nature, thank u sonic

Ask about renting our Dishwater Fountain™ for your next special event.

Just blocked jcar8mm.bsky.social who appears to be a committed full time rape apologist, at best.

Woman at the bar is screaming on the phone in French at what we assume is her husband. The woman next to me speaks some French and she thinks he bought the wrong kind of butter.

friend.

Oops — cooked eleventy million and five cups of quinoa.

lumps

I'm SEEKING artist interview PODCASTS. I want to hear about: flow + studio work practices, techniques, materials, tools, color theory + inspiration from any kind of physical art makers — painting, textiles, ceramics, sculpting, etc. I don't want to hear: How I Grew My Art Business to $$,$$$

sunday night sculpting

I know we're all excited about Orban but also Costco is now serving something called a Caramel Churro Sundae and I'm afraid I want one.

The horrors persist but I'm still cooking. Large ugly pan of tofu on its way into the oven. Ingredients in the alt image if you're interested. Also making bagels, yay.

Turning my scrap pile and my anxiety into spoons. 🧶

satisfaction level: immense

Forever this

Not slop. Not war. Adapted for personal use from free sampler “Old Times” from DMC. Still needs pressing, mounting, etc.

You can't go wrong with Mike Monteiro's Good News. (Especially if you're an old punk of a certain age, but it's not a requirement.) buttondown.com/monteiro/arc...

Art Studio Management: Scrappy Edition (content warning: Phil Spector's hair) www.instagram.com/p/DW9MEYxDkDJ/

*gasp*

The UPS truck has been 3 blocks from my house for an hour, and now it's 7 blocks from my house. It's bringing me a prescription I said I would pick up but the hospital shipped it for some reason.

me: up before dawn with massive headache the cats: we are also awake have you heard of CAT FOOD

Suzie vs. buffering. #Cats

detail from today's work-in-progress

HELENS ASSEMBLE. Our time has come.

I've seen what a psychopath can do to destroy a handful of local organizations, I've seen what a psychopath can do to basically hold a large building full of people hostage, and now I'm seeing one that requires the attention and abuse of the entire world and I do not care for it. 1/2

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. Soup emergency! A friend is sick. Vegan, soy-free diet, so I've started a broth of nori, ginger, garlic, hot pepper — cooking red lentils on the side — then I'll add arugula, minced fresh basil and cilantro and see what spices it wants from there, if any.

Deep breath, deep breath

Martha Kelly.

Literally reenacting this at our house right this moment.

I didn't take a picture but I just had a breakfast of refried beans, spinach, rice and Coastal cheese served in my new life-changing bowl, with the best tiny fork.

Passing cars blasting music + first pickleballs plunking in the park = our real first day of Spring.

did McDonalds milk Grimace to make this sauce

I say this every time I take l-theanine so I made this to remind me. Feel free to use it. Or block me.

avocado monster

Hello Bluesky, I used Flonase for the first time and I am high? Is this a thing?

Well. I have grape nuts of the knee.

Who doesn't like to sip coffee and consider mortality?

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

This is the future that liberals want.

We've hit the sweet spot of my 3 degree range between "Okay now it's warm enough" and "Who do I call about this humidity."