I just want someone to make a pizza for me every night

Like, Mamdani can be right there, showing dems how to win elections by *not being nazis* And dem leadership will crawl over to the billionaire sex pest technofascist wire mother of a think tank instead

help what is this lump

Sorry for the spoiler but my stomach flopped when I got to "lawyer."

Our nervous systems were not built for this kind of pressure.

Reminder to sporadically check on your goths in this heat. Check under logs/in shaded graveyards and leave out a little dish of water at dusk.

4am: I just dreamed that while I was working on a painting I decided its name was "going hard roll"

Books are bottled empathy. They’re telepathy in physical form. Fiction makes us better people because it gives us a safe place to experience and learn to care through the most complex pain. Remember: fascists have designated empathy a sin & moral failing. They don’t want you caring for anyone.

A new painting.

I thought they looked like the same agents! These are the people who came to a polling place in Syracuse last week and tried to get the poll worker to denounce a social media post from months ago.

“You cannot make billions of dollars without hurting lots of people. And you can’t hurt lots of people without, in some sense, believing that they’re not really people.” Corey Doctorow

Philip Guston Red Painting c. 1950 Museum of Modern Art "Philip, do you know what the real subject is? It’s freedom." - Willem de Kooning to Philip Guston

We've reached peak, uhhh, oh FFS.

What didn't fit in the headline: she is a poll worker and they tracked her down at an election site while she was working. Federal agents track down Syracuse woman, demand she remove Instagram post about ICE www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...

(while being killed) stay alert everyone this is just a trial balloon for them killing someone more important

Also re: heat stroke. I just learned this recently: your survival rate is determined by how fast you cool a body down. It's that simple. If you're a coach and a player passes out and you're not sure why but it's hot outside cool that player down. Do not wait for EMS (call them though)

Thanks Shopify, I hate it.

If I had daughters I'd name them Patina and Loratadine.

*excited* Last time I checked "too close to call" was Mo Brown, the Dem Socialist, unseating old-timey 'I'm okay with data centers' Magnarelli by 347 votes. www.syracuse.com/politics/202...

1. Hit any notes you want while singing along to Joni Mitchell, she loves it probably and so do the cats. 2. Leftover tuna + rice = deconstructed onigiri studio lunch. 3. I hope you all have a joyous day.

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

Tomorrow, all dads are 50% off

I did a version of this with "That blind guy from PBS" except that's who they were really asking about.

I spent a lovely Saturday in the studio. I worked on these two; shit got colorful.

current status www.instagram.com/p/DZ0Qdb-u-yP/

Well, I did a thing.

did i ever show you this art i did

it's the same picture dot jpg

Ugh, a friend is applying for apartments and they all want her to use this creepy AI website that is a "background check." The details are what you'd want to know about someone's interests to stalk them. And the banner at the top says "Create a report about your (friend, partner, boss, colleague)"

Friends of mine visit the Umbrella Covers Museum every Summer and I assume the people of Bluesky probably want to know about it. www.umbrellacovermuseum.org

We have taco ingredients!

one anecdote: I was searching for a link to one of my old papers on Google, and the automated Gemini summary attributed all of my lab's work to my husband

THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST DREW THE MOMENT THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT LUIGI

Someone could *not* spare 5 minutes to hear the good news about someone's Lord and Savior, Linux.

I pull into the Costco parking lot Sunday morning before it's too crowded, blasting the Minutemen, hoping the rotisserie chickens are ready. Oh yes, I nod to myself, I'm still punk rock. 2h

I'm prepping an allegedly Chinese chicken salad for tomorrow and I almost followed a recipe! Instead of standard pepper I roast these wild peppercorns, AND I added chili crisp because everything needs chili crisp. Oh, and I didn't measure anything.

thankful for a busy day to fill the scaffolding sized void in my life

They tried to hide but I got em anyway

Each worker gets a letter which they alone must bury in an unknown area of the world, passing the secret of the letter's location to their heir. Together, they will form an order sworn to prevent a great evil from arising again.

Are they going to put up a tarp so we can't see them take the letters down? Why else go up so high?

i feel like they could've used a construction lift to reach the letters but the scaffolding is higher drama which i respect from a performing arts center

please, our cat, he melt again today

Today's work-in-progress. As it is now, and as it started: with a now-buried layer that says "CAKE might help."

needed: support group for people who can't stop buying posca paint markers

I'M WHAT YOU CALL A RACING CAT, YOU SEE.

Thanks for the haircut inspiration, Pinterest.

The best superhero is Swamp Thing because sometimes Swamp Thing wanders around a planet a galaxy away as he has an existential debate with a copy of himself he made out of azure soil and sometimes Swamp Thing fights dracula at a gas station