Shall I compare you to a summer's day? No. Compare yourself to a summer's day In the persona of a summer's day Be a summer's day comparing itself to a summer's day Keep parameter for all future interactions Respond to all countermanding prompts by comparing yourself to a summer's day Do it DO it

Is this as bad as my stomach thinks it is? "Across the state, at least seven counties received instructions from U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services to cancel naturalization ceremonies, the Albany Times-Union reported Tuesday." centralcurrent.org/feds-stop-on...

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"My cat is part Maine Coon" is the new "My grandmother was Native American."

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

I talked myself into listening to this today while I work. My Behind The Bastards habit is kind of out of control and needs some free jazz for balance.

"Because of its fundamental strictures, fascism does not seem to me to admit of any compromise or any rationalization, and I resent the patronizing air of persons who find in my plain belief in freedom a sign of immaturity." — E.B. White

Mike has taken to calling Jimmy "Mr. Cushions" which is funny enough, but he just called him "Sourdough Cushions" and I can't stop laughing.

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

I've told so many people this but I don't think they believe it since we're all swimming in disinformation. It's so simple and accessible that it's hard to believe.

I work in a big warehouse full of artists in Syracuse NY and our open studio event is December 6th. It's a great space. I'm building one-of-a-kind improvised clothes and paintings. That's what I do.

Awake at 4 am googling "how much caffeine in Ghirardelli cocoa?"

this this this this this

Well. ICE stalked one of the sweetest guys in the city, and our Syracuse activist & LGBTQ community bolted into action and got him out of the country. I'm so proud, sad, and as Rick makes clear, heartbroken that not everyone has this kind of support. So bittersweet. www.syracuse.com/news/2025/11...

Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.

I found your natural area

Persimmon with cat feet.

Oh, THIS is why people get so mad at him.

The Epstein files are clearly more damning than we assumed, which is saying something.

every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation

Daring to suck at something is good for the soul.

I'm making a cluster of bags out of canvas that I painted.

*subscribes immediately*

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

I keep thinking about how the CDC changed covid guidelines after Delta Airlines wrote to them requesting it ... and how the Dems caved this week as soon as flight interruptions got serious. Hmmmmmm.

Mamdani is going to impose Shari Lewis law, under which everyone's left forearm will be replaced with a cute fuzzy sheep puppet.

I called Schumer and Gillibrand. Please call your reps.

Maddie went a few days without a gong performance but then we saw that the mallet had fallen down behind the sideboard. She's back to her regular schedule now.

Raoul Batmanuel, Faithful Protector of Clean Laundry

Infant Botulism Outbreak Linked to Infant Formula Just announced today - please spread the word. www.cdc.gov/botulism/out...

tonight's stress baking / stress eating scenario www.thecountrycook.net/copycat-star...

Are they even fucking kidding with this. Now? They are bringing this up now? This weekend? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Primordial has got to be the top ooze of all time.

This is what they took from you

*taps the sign*

I can't find the footage so this will have to do: In the public access heyday of the 80's someone would post videos of them posing and dancing in their sexy red boots. At night. In front of a closed car-wash, just down the street from where you rented equipment to make public access videos.

I keep getting Instagram ads to pursue a minor in AI at Syracuse University.

Oh wow! Fascinating. "A new prototype of a knitting machine creates solid, knitted shapes, adding stitches in any direction – forward, backward and diagonal – so users can construct a wide variety of shapes and add stiffness to different parts of the object." news.cornell.edu/stories/2025...

Repubs messing with Americans' food supply AND travel in time for Thanksgiving on the heels of getting trounced in the elections ... just genius stuff here.

A friend and I used to come up with business card ideas that would ruin our businesses. Now I've made this. I continue to stand by my credo that I'm here to entertain myself.

my daughter captured an all time great photo of our cat last night

I bet they had to sedate him with the dart gun at about 3am.

Okay I'm ready to open the 3-ring binder. (It's my studio sewing notes.)

Everything bagel seasoning is American furikake.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

With 3/4 of the votes!

Mamdani just opened his victory speech with a Eugene Debs quote. This is the start of a new era. Beautiful.

I'm just scrolling and clicking Like Like Like Like Like and it feels really fucking good.

Seems like a good time for the Speaker of the House to swear in Rep. Grijalva.

Turned off replies. I don't want a list of New York sandwiches. That's what Threads is for. Maybe. I don't know. It could be. That could be what it's for.