What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again? I taught WordPerfect classes

BREAKING: A federal judge ordered the government to restore Rümeysa Öztürk's SEVIS student record after it was wrongfully terminated in retaliation for exercising her freedom of speech. This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.

As with everything he says, this is wildly uninformed. Formula keeps getting better and saves lives. And modern research indicates that outcomes are roughly the same. There are reasons to breastfeed but your child isn’t suffering if you don’t

hey @jaketapper.bsky.social put me on tv so I can tell this eugenicist piece of shit that i don't care for the way he wishes my formula-drinking kids had died

I am brimming with holiday spirit

Feeling alarmed isn’t hysteria, it’s civic literacy. Every democracy that slid into authoritarianism reached this stage: when partisan leaders in SCOTUS, Congress, and the Cabinet stop acting as checks and start acting as shields for the regime. We’re there.

I’m gonna be honest @jay.bsky.team, banning a side account that I made after this one was suspended due to me being scared for my husband who was kidnapped by ICE and having a dev meme on this is insane PR for any site. By that I mean BAD PR. I’m simply asking for an apology. That’s it.

Hey, this is Louis Prima erasure! *wonders why Spotify thinks I’m 77*

(David Lee Roth ghost) Iiiii ain’t got no body

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Idk, probably still on my specialist's urgent waitlist

A new study has found that Chattanooga, Tennessee's decision to build their own affordable community-owned fiber broadband network has driven $5.3 billion in economic benefits back to the community. From my colleague and friend @seangon.bsky.social:

This isn’t code switching .Its titration. He’s not doing this because he fears actual consequences based on immutable facts of his being. He’s juicing his engagement by triangulating

Everything is awful! *But it would be worse if I relapsed.* This is my thought for the day, you can have it as yours for FREE if that's helpful to you.

Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.

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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque: "This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

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Oh, they are frollicking alright.

Know your rights. Protect your neighbors. New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

THREAD: It was supposed to be a routine surgery. So when the doctor stepped out, Sandra Parker wasn’t sure she heard right. Her husband’s heart couldn’t have stopped for more than 5 or 6 minutes, the doctor was saying. “That’s not a lot of time,” Mrs. Parker thought. “Is it?”

Assigned's mentions for this post are flooded with people who want to jeer at Biden so may I just say: When a Democratic former president makes a point of standing up for trans rights in a situation where he is absolutely not required to do so, for God's sake, just take the W.

Anniversary of halifax explosion so obligatory "Hold up the train. Ammunition ship afire in harbour making for Pier 6 and will explode. Guess this will be my last message. Good-bye boys." - Vincent Coleman saved like 300 people on a train, and started the emergency response. Died for it

Forget strangling baby Hitler when I get a Time Machine I’m drone striking an early PayPal board meeting

At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.

I’m in favor of this but only for financial crimes

Honestly it’s real useful to understand that centrists are eager to meet fascists in the middle but not anybody else lol

i like it when all of you post good because then i can just repost your good posts and i don't have to think

Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.

I love Matthew Lillard and hate Quentin Tarantino so there's that

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

I’ve never seen the two of them together in the same room before. Just say’n.

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

This week, Trump quietly released his National Security Strategy. It totally abandons the idea that we should stand up for freedom & human rights around the world. Instead, it lectures our European allies & embraces authoritarian leaders who enrich the Trump family & their billionaire friends.

again, the supreme court did not write the constitution (or the declaration) and—despite what you may think—they don't have the monopoly on the interpretation of those documents. the people have a say, and if the court is out of step with the people, that's a problem for the court, not the governed

DC Public Library with a friendly reminder 📚

What an interesting coincidence.

“Don’t replace the culture war with class war” is such a fun way of saying, “Please don’t unionize, I just bought a yacht that parks inside another yacht.”

FIFA just gave me an EGOT. #humbled #grateful

i thought the menswear guy's takedown of frosty the snowman's fit was a little on the harsh side until i saw who frosty was following on X

Please help/reskeet if you can ♥️ having a tough time Rent is covered this week but 450 due next sat Cell is 75 due on 5th Parking ticket is $65 due in a month I'm almost out of food and necessities Thank you to everyone who has helped in the past ♥️ doing my best

A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage. Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word. A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).

early morning u.s. bsky is a delightful mix of early risers and people who haven't been to bed yet

Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors

CDC now stands for Center for Disease Causing.

Idiocy. Bigotry. Cruelty.

Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.