THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

People who own zero stuffed animals/plushies are weird. No place in your heart or home for a little fuzzy guy? None?

In my greatest hour of need, where were you

This was the year powerful people decided en masse that quality simply does not matter any more, which was bad news for people who like things to be good

Oh I see. So it’s cold now

Hootin and hollerin at the newest plurb

showing mom (from 2020)

You’ll log

I think the bear situation is deeply tragic but I also kinda want it to develop in a weird direction where bear bounty hunting becomes a legitimate way to hit it big and north Japan becomes a sort of western/shonen manga setting with various colorful characters tryna become the Ultimate Bear Hunter

Katya has Oo there aint no other way. I have ‘Iya luv I’ve just landed in beautiful Nippon

I think all my problems would be solved if I were constantly on speed actually

It would otherwise be such a great repeat watch but I haven’t been able to watch Master and Commander a second time because that bit with the one guy that *****s himself because the whole ship including him thinks he’s Cursed and Bad hits wayyy too close to home for me

The first noel possibly the middest christmas carol of them all. What is that melody even doing. Just wandering up and down the scale. BOOT

Kind of appreciate a group situation with palpably bad vibes. Like yeah now we’re ALL in it aren’t we

a good huff of that hot laptop air got me talking in fluent Calibri

Honestly being a weeb is the only acceptable reason to move here from a different country. If you have a pathological obsession then that’s a valid excuse. If you move here because you just kind of think it might be a good place to live you’re truly and deeply twisted in the head

Pro-eugenics but for Getting Rid of People Like Me Specifically

“Imagine that you as a child was standing in front of you. What would you say to them?” You are everything you are afraid you are deep down and worse. You are also not a very likable child. Good luck

I have to tell myself I’m capable of being competent and doing some things well despite literal decades of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. What happened to data based decision making

Wtf was that

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I’m “managing” my depression insofar as I don’t cause too much trouble for people around me and nobody has to call the cops

Can I have a brain that finds things enjoyable or rewarding or interesting at all

Material is coming out of my nasal cavity that has a consistency that is impossible to describe

Am I the only pluribus watcher that would be pretty pro-joining up. Not saying I think it would be good for humanity in general but sounds like an ok deal for me specifically

If you can believe it I am showeréd and in bed at eight hours post meridian

Why is the snack selection at MyBasket SO ass

In A Very Real And Fundamental Way You Are Less Alive And Human Than Other People VS Oh Nooooooo Oh Well

Eating an entire green onion through a soup conduit and getting tf back to bed where I belong

Every passing year is like taking another excruciating step further into the amigara fault hole we are stuck in except I didn’t even want to go in the hole in the first place and the hole absolutely was NOT made for me

I can’t go into “let’s circle back in the new year” mode until at least the 19th, probably later, and I am mad about it

Quite enjoying Welcome to Derry despite not having watched or read any of the ITs….crazy ass town I simply would have never moved there

If I’m going to die in squalor I might as well buy nice things for myself now VS If I’m going to die in squalor I might as well get used to not having anything nice so the squalor isn’t as painful

the healthiest thing you can do is lie down. having a job or a social life is very bad for you. that's why hospitals are filled with beds. you heal while you're lying down.

It is the year 2030. The only way to make money to get food is to gamble on random shit. Everything is very stupid due to like fifteen people

I feel insane because my brain is simmering in virus soup but I do think it’s a world I simply don’t want to live in any more

I love learning about my own culture from posts online

Top 3 worst parts of being sick is how the inside of your mouth tastes bad

Unfortunately I have the feeling that in order to be a good manager/leader/boss you simply have to have your shit together better than other people, which is why most people don’t make very good bosses

I’m SICK :(

There is such a place in my life for mystery box style tv shows that are indisputably not “good”, nor do they “make sense”, but shit just keeps happening in them so I can sit my brain down in front of it so I can have five minutes to myself. Cocomelon

Lately whenever I call my parents they are in the middle of watching a youtube video about bear attacks. Like literally five times this has happened

Over the years I have trained myself to not react to anything on the internet and it is really paying off

I gave blood for the first time yesterday ✌️🩸 yes I have the superior type

If you run a website and you auto translate it depending on the user’s set language and don’t make the language choice button findable within 5 seconds of loading the site I will come find you and I will get you

I NEED to banish the “forgot to go to class all semester and now I won’t graduate” dream from my brain’s repertoire, it’s given me SO much stress over the years

Train Dreams? I sure hope it does

You ever sleep on your ear wrong

I’m sorry but my appetite is simply not commensurate with my energy expenditure and it doesn’t make me feel very good

This 5pm feels like 7pm