Jonk Arpenter
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Fighting for my life against no one and nothing
19 days ago
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It’s been a year that’s just been kind of vaguely rough for no big reason and if it stays that way instead of actually blowing up I will be very grateful
about 5 hours ago
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Should I just take like 10 benadryl and go on an extended stay with the hat man. Feeling like the right move at this particular juncture
about 10 hours ago
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One of my top ugliest traits: wanting people to ask me what’s the matter all the time
about 20 hours ago
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I accept the bears as our overlords if they will let us live. Honestly let me serve a bear lord I’d be very ok with that. Y’all ever had your earsies scritched. I bet not. Get over here my liege
1 day ago
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In addition to this, now I yell at my parents “Nothing good ever happens!” and they never have a rebuttal
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1 day ago
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I don’t need there to be a forever heaven but can there be like ten years of afterlife where we can just chill and debrief about how fucked up that all was? No? Oh ok
2 days ago
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New pokemon seems to essentially be a dress up game where pokemon are also there which I support
2 days ago
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Made the first chili of the season
2 days ago
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What do you even do with pieces of stolen very recognizable jewelry? I guess take it apart and sell it in pieces?
2 days ago
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If the music you put on to get work done is too good it can actually hinder your productivity
2 days ago
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Made some fucken uhhh pumpking pudding
3 days ago
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Went to see some Noh today…more like Yesh
3 days ago
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(Looks up wikipedia page of someone from Olden Times) oh whoa he DIDN’T die of syphilis
4 days ago
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4 days ago
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Father texting me about his boyfriend Shohei again
4 days ago
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old fruit pictures
4 days ago
indian river oranges, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1904
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Trung Le Nguyen
5 days ago
I generally don’t argue with people online if I clock that they rely on attention as a business model
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Favorite local bakery closing!!!! Can’t have shit in detroit!!!!!
5 days ago
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In hell an angel reads out a list of every single time you gave someone the ick and you aren’t allowed to cover your ears
5 days ago
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Twitter is a party in a completely roach infested apartment and people are just trying to walk and eat around the roaches
5 days ago
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Was so sleep deprived and feeling so shitty I convinced myself I had covid. Finally got a good night’s sleep, woke up and said nevermind Im ok now
6 days ago
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My brother has obtained a switch 2
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6 days ago
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I hate how everything is about swinging from vine to vine now. Your job starts to suck so you find another one at a company that doesn’t quite suck that bad yet but will eventually. Your phone carrier keeps raising costs on you so you switch to another one every few years
6 days ago
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It feels like Friday. It should be Friday. That it is not Friday is an injustice
6 days ago
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Need some of whatever it is that made Gregor Mendel lock in and do all that with the peas
6 days ago
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#1 Ursine Rise-and-Shiner
7 days ago
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A child that looked to be about in the 3rd or 4th grade just made small talk with me about the weather in the elevator
7 days ago
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At this point in my life it’s like if I don’t know you and you misspell my name it is truly nbd. You are just trying to do your job. My name is not familiar to 98% of the English speaking world. It’s my fault for having this fuckass name. Have a wonderful day
8 days ago
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Ahhhhh
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Christopher Wiggins
8 days ago
Breaking: Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, the legendary transgender activist and veteran of the Stonewall uprising who dedicated her life to the liberation of trans people, especially Black trans women, has died at 78.
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old fruit pictures
9 days ago
pineapple pineapples, painted by james marion shull, 1919
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Getting a new fridge soon…upgrading to a slightly less “please don’t tell anyone how I live” size
9 days ago
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You can lead a dad to sunscreen but you can’t make him put the sunscreen on or however the saying goes
10 days ago
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11 days ago
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KPI Kiss Pmy Iass
13 days ago
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One thing about me is that to me, Omaha is a city in Florida
13 days ago
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Do people without a huge amount of self hatred know how unfettered and powerful they are
14 days ago
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Pirarucu congratulations you are the Spookiest Fish To See Swimming In A Dimly Lit Tank At The Zoo
14 days ago
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Inu-Oh (2021) was Wow
14 days ago
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The rate at which cosmetics company CANMAKE discontinues their products needs to be discussed on a national level
14 days ago
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If I ever have a stroke I better get the toast smell symptom
15 days ago
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I do not like myself and until the day I die I will not like myself and that’s worse than if I died right now. Anywaaaaaay
15 days ago
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Everyone in the world in unison: (Cher voice) Whats going on with mygovernment
about 1 month ago
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I am flowers for algernoning
16 days ago
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Starting to think more rest is not the answer to my problems
17 days ago
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It really over this time
18 days ago
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Slowly dawning on me that I am going to have to listen to parts of that album whether I like it or not because it WILL be in my mom’s auto generated spotify playlist in my parents’ car
19 days ago
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Fighting for my life against no one and nothing
19 days ago
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Many people’s lives are over but they are not yet physically dead. Very unfortunate and I will join their ranks soon
19 days ago
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It’s suuuuuch nice weather why does my body feel so heavy!
19 days ago
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