It’s been a year that’s just been kind of vaguely rough for no big reason and if it stays that way instead of actually blowing up I will be very grateful

Should I just take like 10 benadryl and go on an extended stay with the hat man. Feeling like the right move at this particular juncture

One of my top ugliest traits: wanting people to ask me what’s the matter all the time

I accept the bears as our overlords if they will let us live. Honestly let me serve a bear lord I’d be very ok with that. Y’all ever had your earsies scritched. I bet not. Get over here my liege

In addition to this, now I yell at my parents “Nothing good ever happens!” and they never have a rebuttal

I don’t need there to be a forever heaven but can there be like ten years of afterlife where we can just chill and debrief about how fucked up that all was? No? Oh ok

New pokemon seems to essentially be a dress up game where pokemon are also there which I support

Made the first chili of the season

What do you even do with pieces of stolen very recognizable jewelry? I guess take it apart and sell it in pieces?

If the music you put on to get work done is too good it can actually hinder your productivity

Made some fucken uhhh pumpking pudding

Went to see some Noh today…more like Yesh

(Looks up wikipedia page of someone from Olden Times) oh whoa he DIDN’T die of syphilis

Father texting me about his boyfriend Shohei again

indian river oranges, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1904

I generally don’t argue with people online if I clock that they rely on attention as a business model

Favorite local bakery closing!!!! Can’t have shit in detroit!!!!!

In hell an angel reads out a list of every single time you gave someone the ick and you aren’t allowed to cover your ears

Twitter is a party in a completely roach infested apartment and people are just trying to walk and eat around the roaches

Was so sleep deprived and feeling so shitty I convinced myself I had covid. Finally got a good night’s sleep, woke up and said nevermind Im ok now

My brother has obtained a switch 2

I hate how everything is about swinging from vine to vine now. Your job starts to suck so you find another one at a company that doesn’t quite suck that bad yet but will eventually. Your phone carrier keeps raising costs on you so you switch to another one every few years

It feels like Friday. It should be Friday. That it is not Friday is an injustice

Need some of whatever it is that made Gregor Mendel lock in and do all that with the peas

A child that looked to be about in the 3rd or 4th grade just made small talk with me about the weather in the elevator

At this point in my life it’s like if I don’t know you and you misspell my name it is truly nbd. You are just trying to do your job. My name is not familiar to 98% of the English speaking world. It’s my fault for having this fuckass name. Have a wonderful day

Breaking: Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, the legendary transgender activist and veteran of the Stonewall uprising who dedicated her life to the liberation of trans people, especially Black trans women, has died at 78.

pineapple pineapples, painted by james marion shull, 1919

Getting a new fridge soon…upgrading to a slightly less “please don’t tell anyone how I live” size

You can lead a dad to sunscreen but you can’t make him put the sunscreen on or however the saying goes

KPI Kiss Pmy Iass

One thing about me is that to me, Omaha is a city in Florida

Do people without a huge amount of self hatred know how unfettered and powerful they are

Pirarucu congratulations you are the Spookiest Fish To See Swimming In A Dimly Lit Tank At The Zoo

Inu-Oh (2021) was Wow

The rate at which cosmetics company CANMAKE discontinues their products needs to be discussed on a national level

If I ever have a stroke I better get the toast smell symptom

I do not like myself and until the day I die I will not like myself and that’s worse than if I died right now. Anywaaaaaay

Everyone in the world in unison: (Cher voice) Whats going on with mygovernment

I am flowers for algernoning

Starting to think more rest is not the answer to my problems

It really over this time

Slowly dawning on me that I am going to have to listen to parts of that album whether I like it or not because it WILL be in my mom’s auto generated spotify playlist in my parents’ car

Fighting for my life against no one and nothing

Many people’s lives are over but they are not yet physically dead. Very unfortunate and I will join their ranks soon

It’s suuuuuch nice weather why does my body feel so heavy!