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A gyoza is a bao is a ravioli is a kreplach is a pasty is a pierogi is a shumai is a khinkali is now I'm hungry

I had the pleasure of telling Dad his former shipmate was arrested and he told me the story of the entire crew standing on the runway at RAF Brize Norton while Andrew boarded his private plane as slowly as possible, extremely late, smiling and waving the whole time. "Useless little toad."

1,000 Sex Arses debut album: Arse Tariffs

Even FaceID has somehow gotten worse in iOS 26.

Americans looking at Cubans trying to keep ancient 50's cars running due to international geopolitics: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Americans trying to keep ancient laptops running due to international geopolitics: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

prediction: a rapid-fire series of AI-assisted moonshots led by small teams of domain experts probe the boundaries of the possible at an exponentially increasing pace over the next 5 years. Most fail or run into fundamental constraints, but enough succeed that the world of 2031 is unrecognizable.

Inquiring minds want to know: 1. Is the UK going to get Andrew to flip on Ghislane Maxwell? 😃 2. Will he be Epsteined to keep silent? 🫖 3. Will he be a good homie and take the rap in prison? 🙄 4. Who will he take down with him? 5. Who will he flip on? Andrew Mountbatten Windsor arrested.

unfortunately Rumsfeld's "known unknowns" bit is actually...a really insightful and reasonable way to look at planning for dangerous situations. I think about it all the time in my work. Pity he didn't actually understand what he was saying.

Literally Adam Hills’ origin story.

Please reply with a supercut or mashup of UK hip-hop or grime artists referencing The Knowledge. There’s got to be hundreds, surely?

"Fiber manufacturing capacity has maxed out due to rise in AI and military drone sales, and prices are soaring." Never thought that much about the infrastructure shock part of the Jackpot but here we are. lightreading.com/ai-machine-l...

Due to popular demand, here is a demonstration video of how to make 3D printed PCBs using just vector drawing software, a 3D printed (PETG filament for mine) and self-adhesive copper tape. Any questions, let me know!

16000 tokens per second on a decent model. This type of speed is the future. Opens up an entirely new class of user experiences

“Trump was unstoppable, and Graham was far from »out«, as he had previously declared after the attack on Congress.” 🤭

“What is more public, or more service-oriented, than a small room, shared facilities, and a rigid daily schedule paid for entirely by the state?” theshovel.com.au/2026/02/20/a...

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A quickfire round of updates: 5 million registered users on @thestorygraph.com, a product roadmap check-in, an Oprah's Book Club mention, new YouTube vids, my "musical theatre debut", and more!

Software engineers crying, rending their garments, ripping out chunks of hair, all like "we understood the bargain; we knew that to have this career we would have to make peace with reinvention, an industry built on foundations of quicksand; but not like this - don't make me write natural language"

Fucking Miro is the avatar of this.

Do you know any interesting places in those areas?

If there’s not a backpacker’s accomodations in East Berlin called «‘Ostel», do I have to start it so as not to waste the pun?

Amazon execs aren't lying about AI demand, says @quinnypig.com. But "the gap between 'every enterprise is experimenting with AI' and 'every enterprise is running production AI workloads at scale' is a chasm that $200 billion worth of GPUs can't bridge on its own." www.theregister.com/2026/02/17/a...

Political normalisation of deviance.

Who should I be following here for bugfuck conspiracy theories that turn out to true, like “this is the second top-flight theoretical physicist with connections to Epstein assassinated in the last month whose work explains the physics behind the UAPs”? https://trib.al/bBLEh4I

Bauwerken ein Gesicht geben in wörtlich gemeint. #Iseefaces @pareidolia.bsky.social

Gotta say, a lot of the wildest predictions are starting to look a lot more realistic

Oh and Alien Prometheus obviously. What the hell was that shit?!

The Matrix! That bullshit about using bodies to metabolise goo to power the computer makes no sense! Burning the goo directly would be much more efficient! Thermodynamics motherfucker, do you speak it?!

*"Software Eats the World" but AI is eating software much, much faster than it's eating anything else *This may be a useful lesson for the apocalyptarian world-eater contingent: your favorite Big Bubble is pursued by a foam of other bubbles washing away your cheese

Yes, obviously investigate thoroughly and prosecute mercilessly but damn that is some ice cold shit.

Side point: it is literally Andrew Windsor’s birthday!

Browsing local restaurant menus:

*A European cultural sensibility seems to help with the StanfordKetamine delirium *The USA and even the Chinese seem fully committed, but the Europeans recognize it as some half-baked napoleonic frenzy that's constantly doubling-down

I have no idea how they’re going to top “His dick’s on fire!” as an opening line for the series but I’m looking forward to finding out.

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Wuthering Heights (1993) youtu.be/Iz4vhdNn9n8

Oh hey, linking Germ to my profile finally worked. So DM me, maybe?

Gift link (hope it works) for the @ftrain.bsky.social NY Times piece on the impact of post-November-2025 coding agents (like Claude Code) on the cost of developing software - it's very worth a read www.nytimes.com/2026/02/18/o...

Listening to Decoder (https://overcast.fm/+AAQLduU7F9I) and it seems @greatdismal.bsky.social got it _almost_ right, but the mercenaries are busting top *AI* talent out of the corporate arcologies on gossamer-winged ultralights, not biotech.

As someone who has done a lot of machine learning and wood work.... this is an A+ relatable take.

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*Yeah, okay. He felt shafted and he took offense. #AI #palaceintrigue #OpenClaw #OpenAI #Anthropic

Just how spot on was Jon Kudelka. Pure and simple genius. #auspol

Shoes gossiping about you when you're away...

Ride in a bike lane and glance into every car that you pass and you'll see an extremely high percentage of people staring at their phones. It's terrible and frightening

The “psychedelic left” was a thing? Man, can we have that back instead of whatever left we have now?

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is