Another comic I never bothered posting This one from 2023. Topical galileo humour apropos of precisely nothing at all

Sorry I don't think I'll ever get over the concept of "an Epstein-branded top", what do you MEAN that's a thing that exists???

Education in the US is so underfunded they can only afford a single math

The terms British and English are obviously far too divisive and I'll defined. They're not fit for purpose. I propose that we move back to naming societies based on the artifacts they leave behind. We're no longer British, we're the disposable vape people.

Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers

Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up. That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

Imagine being coached on integrity by JEFFREY EPSTEIN

There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.

It was nice of the consultant to say I had excellent lung function, but I *am* still in year 2 of coughing up mysterious white lumps.

[explaining to a child why they are living in poverty] for every hundredth pint i drink i can get one free pint

European Scientists who said NO to Epstein-funding are the heroines of this hour🦸‍♀️ They show: It was your choice to SAY NO to Epstein's $ as scientist- you just had to have ethics & a spine Kudos to Physicist IVETTE FUENTES who said NO She was working at @quantumunivie.bsky.social @univie.ac.at

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Do we think this was an isolated incident, and Peter alone is just incredibly unlucky to have been caught on the single time he had this types of chat with one of his billionaire friends?

remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

still looks better than the cybertruck.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

toner low (29 mins) www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

Interesting admission by Biden administration official and Kamala Harris NSC advisor earlier today

again it is very funny that conspiracy theorists think they need to crack some elaborate code the elites use to communicate, when in reality they're just like "see you at sex crime island! bring the harem!"

well that could mean anything really

A recent cartoon for @newscientist.com. p.s. my new book of science cartoons, ‘Physics for Cats’ is out now. Links at www.tomgauld.com

Does this count as environmental storytelling

Interesting article on AI Coding Assistants where the author suggests that they are getting worse and that maybe its partially the fault of all the newbies using them leading to bad training data. spectrum.ieee.org/ai-coding-de... What's your experience?

I know this is not the main issue, but why does the US President sound like a character from a poorly localised video game? "It was quite a display of abuse and anger, for all to see, crazed and out of control." Are you a town elder in a JRPG?

God help women on the apps

In case we thought that ecological disasters were a special talent of modernity, let’s talk about how the 13th-century peat trade of Norfolk made it permanently vulnerable to flooding, including 3 catastrophic floods just since 2013. #medievalstorytime

If we had some bread, we could make a ham sandwich, if we had some ham

This is devastating. The skills that astronomers learn are invaluable to society, many going into industry, the civil service, science communication, … such drastic cuts will have terrible consequences in the long run.

The Fountainhead pulling himself up by his own bootstraps or idk I didn’t read the book

t's wild how these kinds of liberals have endless capacity to 'get out of their comfort zone' by listening to fascist media, but never have any at all to listen to or read marxist materials, based on their definition of communism as "when the government owns everything."

it's genuinely a core part of the fascist worldview that a nebulous 'warrior willpower', which only fascists have and which their enemies always completely lack, can literally overcome material reality. defeat can only come from lack of determination. this is because they are morons

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

all you need to know about Wil Wheaton is he got bullied off Mastodon back in 2018, which is like getting bullied off Sesame Street by Big Bird and Grover

So happy these bastards are paying me for stealing my work.

announcement 1.1

I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.

People are deranged. Why would you believe The Government is trying to do something good

"Well I SUPPOSE it's actually fascism I guess, BUT the people who said it earlier were shrill and mean about it" is just someone trying to play both sides so they can always come out on top. You don't have to respect that, and you shouldn't

If someone spent their entire life/career punching down at people calling the correct shots too early, treating things like "this is fascism actually" or "abolish ICE" as positions for dumb idiot babies, they should in fact have to grovel for forgiveness before they get inducted to The Resistance

Remember when left-wing "authoritarians" were "lynching" conservatives on campus? I hope everyone who wrote articles about that is feeling great. But they might want to reflect on the way the metaphorical language of violence allows us to treat actual violence as a reaction to figurative violence.

Television is 100 years old today! 🎉

Friendship is the most valuable currency of all. That's why I'm reporting you to the IRS for being a fake friend

"Fascism fills the power void left by liberalism's inability to deal with the crises of capitalism" is factually and historically correct, short, direct, and not hard to understand But people are still getting mad at us because we've been saying for a hundred years and now they have to listen

People just get online and write the most startlingly classist thing you have ever seen despite the fact that our ruling class is foaming at the mouth racist, very wealthy, and having a nice time at the Spectator garden party.

not even one homicide per day in a city of 8 goddamn million people and I still have people insisting to me that the city is a warzone