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Christina, 34, American, autistic. Still figuring shit out, but aren’t we all. Pittsburgh native.
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weinberg
about 6 hours ago
no one cares for Gaston he just has a good song no one needs a new origin story for Gaston
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Cullen
about 4 hours ago
i think funny last words before they give you lethal injection would be "are you guys mad at me?"
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Maybe It Will Happen Today
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derek guy
1 day ago
For better or worse, public figures are judged when they die — their character, contributions, beliefs. It's undeniable that millions have mourned Rob Reiner's tragic death, celebrating his talent and contributions. I suspect when a certain public figure kicks the bucket, sentiments wont be the same
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Firr
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Nikki M
2 days ago
"The car you're looking at can sit six people without any problems." I don't think I know six people without any problems.
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The Jerk Store called, they're running outta me
2 days ago
One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
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Jane Casey
2 days ago
Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers. 1: 'Where's Dad?' 2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
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Mike X. Nichols
2 days ago
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Meredith Shiner
2 days ago
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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Todd in the Shadows
2 days ago
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
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Jackbrat
2 days ago
Please please don't let it be Rob Reiner 🙏
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Drew Dietsch
2 days ago
"If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth." - Neil Breen, PASS THRU
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❄️ Pablo Hidalgo ❄️
3 days ago
It came in late and over-budget but I heard it all worked out in the end. ;)
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Spencer K. Pevsner, MSc
5 days ago
I’ve always been a fan of this one, and think of it every time I use a public restroom
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Blue sky nice ghost
3 days ago
Put all the guns in the sea. I don't care
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downchasm
3 days ago
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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Athul K. Acharya
3 days ago
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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The Onion
3 days ago
Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer
https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
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🅱️ig 🅱️oof Macaroni
4 days ago
also by the the talented
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jamelle
4 days ago
you know what record absolutely rocks? SILENT ALARM
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Bloc Party - Banquet (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bloc Party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdkmhquF60o&list=RDvdkmhquF60o&start_radio=1&pp=ygUSYmxvYyBwYXJ0eSBiYW5xdWV0oAcB
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❄️ Pablo Hidalgo ❄️
7 days ago
'The original Ewoks celebration song sounds like the Minions' was a Gen Z observation that aged me decades.
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onion person
7 days ago
mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
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Cullen
7 days ago
Quentin Tarantino rips Bob as the "fucking weak link" in the Minions franchise
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Boze the Library Owl
8 days ago
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
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〽️ax krieger does the damn thing
9 days ago
paul mccartney on christmas eve:
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ
about 1 year ago
Downtown Arby's (Series, 2010 - 2015)
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Sarah Andersen
10 days ago
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
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Lady Emily ☄️
9 days ago
So I just found this thing beneath a cave. I’m not sure what it is but when I touch it, it gives forth a sound. What do y’all think I should do with it? Is this something I should show the Priests?
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Evelyn Waughluigi
9 days ago
George: HE JUST TOOK THE QUID, JERRY! Jerry: The quid? George: The quid pro quo! I do him a favor, that's the quid. Then he's supposed to do me a favor, that's the quo Jerry: And he didn't do the quo? George: He didn't do the quo! Kramer, holding a gold brick: The Armenians are liars, Jerry
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David Corenswet News.
9 days ago
David Corenswet and Jonathan Bailey's entire conversation for Variety's Actors On Actors is now available to watch on YouTube
youtu.be/B__h8DmYiBA?...
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Jonathan Bailey & David Corenswet | Actors on Actors
YouTube video by Variety
https://youtu.be/B__h8DmYiBA?si=xm2IgWrL_nDbU4P8
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars
10 days ago
Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
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Adam
11 days ago
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Brendel
11 days ago
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
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more mr. nice guy
11 days ago
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
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Ken Jennings
11 days ago
I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
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Luke Plunkett
11 days ago
every dude wearing these should be afraid for their lives
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Niko
11 days ago
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for...
#YIAYelf
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Tenebrad
about 2 years ago
This is such a powerful image
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Katherine the Sixth
13 days ago
John Madden John Madden aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou
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Detroit Metro Times
13 days ago
The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.
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Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue - Detroit Metro Times
Nearly 15 years later, Detroit finally has its statue of RoboCop. The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in East...
https://www.metrotimes.com/arts/detroit-finally-has-a-robocop-statue/
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jamelle
13 days ago
this really isn’t an exaggeration
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
13 days ago
YouTube Wrapped You spent 2,186 minutes watching: Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR) We believe your reason for watching this was: Not Sexual
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Greg Proops
13 days ago
The Colonel Steve Cropper Irreplaceable Booker T and the MG’s are the hippest.
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(1967) GREEN ONIONS - Live - Booker T. and MG's
YouTube video by LeeEstradaMusic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFQEsUjI0U8
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my spotify done got wrapped
13 days ago
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Amanda Wong
14 days ago
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Phil Lewis
14 days ago
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
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Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
https://www.axios.com/local/richmond/2025/12/02/drunk-raccoon-virginia-abc-store-break-in
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Smooth Dunk
15 days ago
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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