no one cares for Gaston he just has a good song no one needs a new origin story for Gaston

i think funny last words before they give you lethal injection would be "are you guys mad at me?"

For better or worse, public figures are judged when they die — their character, contributions, beliefs. It's undeniable that millions have mourned Rob Reiner's tragic death, celebrating his talent and contributions. I suspect when a certain public figure kicks the bucket, sentiments wont be the same

"The car you're looking at can sit six people without any problems." I don't think I know six people without any problems.

One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.

Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers. 1: 'Where's Dad?' 2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

Please please don't let it be Rob Reiner 🙏

"If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth." - Neil Breen, PASS THRU

It came in late and over-budget but I heard it all worked out in the end. ;)

I’ve always been a fan of this one, and think of it every time I use a public restroom

Put all the guns in the sea. I don't care

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

also by the the talented @usagiboots.bsky.social

you know what record absolutely rocks? SILENT ALARM

'The original Ewoks celebration song sounds like the Minions' was a Gen Z observation that aged me decades.

mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works

Quentin Tarantino rips Bob as the "fucking weak link" in the Minions franchise

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

paul mccartney on christmas eve:

Downtown Arby's (Series, 2010 - 2015)

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar

So I just found this thing beneath a cave. I’m not sure what it is but when I touch it, it gives forth a sound. What do y’all think I should do with it? Is this something I should show the Priests?

George: HE JUST TOOK THE QUID, JERRY! Jerry: The quid? George: The quid pro quo! I do him a favor, that's the quid. Then he's supposed to do me a favor, that's the quo Jerry: And he didn't do the quo? George: He didn't do the quo! Kramer, holding a gold brick: The Armenians are liars, Jerry

David Corenswet and Jonathan Bailey's entire conversation for Variety's Actors On Actors is now available to watch on YouTube youtu.be/B__h8DmYiBA?...

Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press

We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth

i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling

I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)

every dude wearing these should be afraid for their lives

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... #YIAYelf

This is such a powerful image

John Madden John Madden aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou

The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.

this really isn’t an exaggeration

YouTube Wrapped You spent 2,186 minutes watching: Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR) We believe your reason for watching this was: Not Sexual

The Colonel Steve Cropper Irreplaceable Booker T and the MG’s are the hippest. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFQE...

my spotify done got wrapped

Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse