Obviously this is a setback but I think it's important not to let it discredit the concept of building a long, extremely narrow glass city in the middle of the desert. www.ft.com/content/036b...

Groundbreaking territory as New York has elected its first fujoshi mayor

look I'm sorry but I cannot countenance soy fascism

i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

I am as explicitly as possible laying down a date-stamped marker that a federal immigration agent is going to die violently within the next calendar year, and that this will retroactively be used to justify policy. I am saying it here so I can angrily quote this at media figures when it happens.

When the CBP or ICE agent that Stephen Miller is trying to get killed dies, it is extremely important that every member of the media be told, repeatedly and loudly, that they wanted this and that people called it out in advance.

EVIL WIZARD: your going in the time loop ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're*

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

talking to europeans is crazy sometimes because their average day consists of picking flowers in a magical forest before they retire for the evening in at a 800 year old winery and they'll be complaining about shit to you like "ughhhhh my landlord wants FOUR riddles this month 🙄"

Relatable: “I want to live in defiance: indeed, to defy by living. What gets me through the day nowadays isn’t joy. Joy is all right but actually, I prefer spite. I will live, I will flourish in defiance of these people, and that’s what powers me through.”

Fascism is everywhere. Please respond to this - it took me 7 years and about £5k to get my settlement status and I had it relatively easy. Borders are family violence!

I think once you explained what Sons of Anarchy is, they would see it as an odd but acceptable tribute. Like "hey at least people are still thinking about us. And Ron Perlman is in it!"

Saw Hamnet. Do you think if you told the Shakespeare family that the play William wrote to memorialize their son would one day be adapted into the FX original series "Sons of Anarchy," it would make them feel worse or better

finally, people are talking about sortition again!

This isn't hard to understand if you've ever had a man tell you to your face that he could absolutely beat you and break your face, but he won't, okay?

"Kate, you should use AI to handle your terrible email inbox!" Microsoft Copilot: "Sorry, it looks like I can’t respond to this. Let’s try a different topic. Suggestions: Write a rap song. Show me some cool facts. Teach me a new word!"

is he doing the "it's one banana" bit about Greenland

remember: trump is doing all this to distract you from Ilkeston's 'NatWest hole' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Beavers are back in London 🦫 Here's how (and why) we did it ⬇️

RT if you're tired

the great firewall of china is there to protect us from having to stare into the sun of chinese posting. the few things we get to see are reflected through pinholes or viewed through a welder's helmet like an eclipse

for me, this may be the funniest product offering in the AI bubble so far

I was at the cinema the other day and you know they have these weird trailers now where the actors and director just like talk directly to the audience about the film? what's up with that

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

“Welcome. Welcome, to City 212. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.”

It’s really funny as a miserable lesbian to see people look at a miserable lesbian and go “seems problematic…” No bitch! Miserable lesbians are the backbone of society! Nothing works without us! Give us grenades and heroin!

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

doing a health questionnaire and it asks, "have you ever been told that you have antibodies in your blood?" and I guess I thought that's where antibodies lived

referred to the GIC in 2016. met the surgeon in 2020. government thinks this is too fast and easy

got a date for The Surgery lxds

now wait just a second

a stock is a sort of liquid ghost, which haunts anything cooked in it

I'm really looking forward to the posting war with the yanks.

it's really weird to me that American political parties can't control who joins or kick anyone out

don't these guys get three weeks of desultory training and a vest

The developers of PEAK explain pricing

Silksong, don't think anything has come close really

Drama is just intrigue for people who aren’t allowed within 10,000 yards of a palace

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

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Hypomanic Street Preachers

Nancy Day 9

The thing I like most about Johnny Silverhand as a depiction of a revolutionary is that he is very unpleasant and sucks to be around. why won’t Cyberpunk 2077 let me fuck him.

Apparently this is about Aristophanes' speech in Symposium, made famous by the song 'Origin of Love' in Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Which is wild because I'm pretty sure it's a "get a load of this idiot" bit aimed at Aristophanes

I would do SO badly in a Pluribus situation