Now with alt-text:

Interestingly I have not noticed that people ask many questions like this of me when I say I'm a nurse. I wonder if this is because people think they know what being a nurse is like (and that it's boring)

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

I bought a crop top on accident thinking it was a normal t-shirt but now I'm like, shit maybe

i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life

this shoe is mine. i'm allowed to have this shoe

Over 30 (closer to 40 in my case) selfie thread!

we're all talking about you behind your back. we're laughing to each other saying "this mf doesn't live más"

i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far

I have spent the last decade evolving from hoodie to cardigan

I am on holiday and my primary activity is buying cute new clothes

there's a zhuang for that

this is not a place of honor

a surprisingly cogent case that the trump administration is significantly tied to the sinaloa cartel and especially their cryptocurrency fueled money laundering operation

It really is precisely the inverse of how much work you actually are doing

The second piece for this project, this one is called RAW, and it’s an oil painting (oil paint and oil stick) on a 20x25cm unframed and unvarnished canvas board. For sale at £75.00 inc P&P, UK delivery only. Get a piece of Haus Of Holly for your home!!

I see the Indy is also going with asylum seekers being “banned” from doing something they were being forced to do unwillingly in the first place, so presumably this is how the Home Office‘s press release is framing its own admissions of incompetence and waste

when people try to talk to me about managing bleed in larp

I know we're all focusing on the chat gpt thing but this is an absolutely insane way for the observer and also glinner to refer to an ecofacsist who believes that trans people were invented by jews to eliminate humanity and that mass bombing campaigns should happen for the enviroment.

I LOVE HORMONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY AND FINAL FANTASY 14 !!!!!!!!

YOU TELLIN ME TESCOS IS A BODEGA NOW

"Can't park there, mate."

OP: boys are hot REPLY: no girls are 13TH CENTURY ALE CONNER WHO I'VE BROUGHT TO THE FUTURE: Min ale hath ywoxen soure ME: No they do that on purpose now

Looked at my health board's anxiety workbook and I gotta tell you lxds: this is a good representation of anxiety.

So predictably, far from satisfying anyone, Mahmood’s proposals have opened up space even further to the right for people to indulge their most deranged anti-immigration obsessions. Where does she go from here? Seek to match them in a gruesome auction of cruelty she can never win?

Some of you on here could learn a lot from this sign

I fixed the ending of Monkey Island

I'm in a discord server for a Dragon Age larp and they've had to make a separate channel for talking about how bad Veilguard is

The Chinese word for "paedophile" is a combination of the characters for "danger" and "opportunity". Think about it!

me: (pointing a gun) stay back. how do i know you're not an LLM? stranger: Trivially. An LLM is a computer program, lacking embodiment— in light of my physical presence, your concern is a category error me: (cocking the gun) was that a fucking em-dash?! stranger: You're right to call me out on that,

god I love this because you know this is straight from the man himself

baby please pick up the phone im sorry i asked you to do the naked sushi board thing and when i went for the spicy tuna roll my chopsticks grabbed your dick I know you're dysphoric about that so i wasn't supposed to chopsticks your dick but it was an accident girlie please pick up the phone ple

Good Afternoon, “Your Party” was a six month sociological study conducted by Royal Holloway, University of London. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

"rose, is there a" yes "but i haven't even finis" yes. there is

Zhuang Zhou, 4th century BCE

You, an idiot: I like ice cream Google, the world's smartest overlord: yes, we all long for a world where you aren't forced to have ice cream like some kind of joyful child

my whole social media environment seems to really be enjoying a homophobic joke told by a paedophile

It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as few synapses, tiny think, and myself as many synapses, big think. it’s over

Sinead, 38, lives in a small flat in the heart of London's East End where two cats chase each other through the hall and the Zhuangzi and Marx's Capital - two books she was reading while making larp costume - sit on her desk. She writes with a dip pen, like a Mountain Goats song come to life.

it's good to be politically correct actually. you should take care to avoid unnecessary offence, and this norm should be institutionally backed

rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut

Don't wanna pile on. But. To the general public it will just be implausible to suggest that journalistic standards meant a lead suggesting a Trump-Epstein link wasn't worth pursuing when the NYT did run with "Mamdani said he was African American in an application to a college he didn't get into".

all of us should take this L as hard as we can because it clearly represents a core fact about the world

My feelings about the BBC are largely in line with my feelings about the NHS. I think it is vital we have a publicly owned and funded broadcaster and its enemies are my enemies, but I *detest* the way it's talked about as some gift to the peasantry we're supposed to be fawningly grateful for.

I do like how, in the bit of Prescott's memo where he criticises the BBC for editing together different parts of Trump's speech, his own quote of "what Trump actually said" is... edited together from different parts of his speech.

This is just to say I have told the old lie that was with high zest and which you were probably saving for some desperate glory Forgive me it was delicious so dulce et so decorum

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

having a "missing twitter" moment but this is folly. all is ash