When a Jew wins a landslide election in the most Jewish city in the United States, where massive numbers of Jews turned out to reject a terrorist org that lobbies for genocide:

Despite all this, Charlie Kirk is definitely not working today. Curious!

All right man get that bag but this means it’s open season on mentioning your nazi war criminal grandfather every time your name comes up.

How long it takes and how hard it is to undo the damage will depend in large part on the political will of the people elected to do it. If you get hand-wringing caveat peddlers who want to deliberate for years before acting it'll never happen. Plan has to be ready on day one

The demented lust for an Edit button is done by people who put “fluent in sarcasm” in their bios and we must not trust in their lies

www.resetera.com/threads/30-b... awesome!

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

Lmfao brilliant minds had a titular line drop, I've never seen a show lean so hard into being cancelled

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NYT trying to cause trouble! Like, how is this the way to frame the article lol

NEWS: SoFi Stadium cashiers, dishwashers, cooks, bartenders, concessions workers, and food attendants voted 96% to authorize a strike, just a week out from when the stadium is set to host its first World Cup game www.huffpost.com/entry/unite-...

tough but fair

a few extreme elements

Happy pride

This lawyer represents New Jersey Democrats and national Democratic Party. He cheers using militarized state troopers to crush protesters as a *strategic move* to protect residents from being brutalized by different cops. The Democratic establishment will walk us off a cliff.

How do I get the 500k/yr job writing this nonsense lol

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Italian poster for the sci fi flick Z.P.G. (1972)

oh man I can’t believe the Enhanced Games are actually happening lol. wow I wonder who would win between an insane person who has dedicated their entire adult life relentlessly training to become the most perfect athlete for their chosen sport and a guy who wanted to skip that part

🐍🐍🐍 itssssss primary time baby

The entire super Mario movie they set up the question "will mari ask peach on a date" and then the movie just ends without him doing so

move over hemingway, we found a sadder and shorter story

You could not *try* to be more worthless as an opposition party, there is no possible way to experience the world and believe this is anything but *intentional*. Voting for Democrats will NEVER HELP YOU.

The insanely rich and powerful guy would love it if the Republican Party was something that it never was and never will be.

Nothing more feckless, no slime more vile, no cretin more worthless than an elected democrat

Hoppers is unreal good lmao

Ah you see we have never been in power therefore any failing of liberalism is in fact someone else's fault!

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

it's not just hasan piker. the media is going after other streamers now

Alex Jones is now just making supercuts of Tim & Eric sketches and freaking out. Alex Jones on Twitter: "⚠️EVEN MORE VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: We Compiled a Super Clip of Even More of Their Most Depraved Publicly-Released Material. This is SICK FOOTAGE From The Onion Scum."

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

They think you're stupid.

Correct, but especially correct for the guy that owns That Flag on 95 near Richmond.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to START your campaign by trying to court republican voters IMMEDIATELY lmfao

Beloved company Palantir can't help but remind you they're insane technofascists who CANNOT be trusted with anything twitter-thread.com/t/2045574398...

BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

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Is there a term for this www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...

It's like Squid Game, but worse.