Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

Loved this little movie theater in my old neighborhood in Chicago and this is such great news: blockclubchicago.org/2025/12/01/r... - I saw soooo many movies here.

He is risen

I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes

The way centrists have rehabilitated Bush and are currently rehabilitating Cheney is *exactly* how they will be treating Trump in a decade.

New blog post: toolatesmart.substack.com/p/goodbye-maa

I made you a flowchart: www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...

Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?

See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy (and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)

One more skeet for Edmund Fitzgerald Day. Behind this historical marker is the famed Whitefish Bay. Today the Great Lakes Shipwreck Museum in Paradise, Mich., rang the recovered bell 31 times, 29 for the victims of the wreck, once for all Great Lakes shipwreck victims, and once for Gordon Lightfoot.

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

"[N]o religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States." - Article VI, Section 3, US Constitution For people who claim to love the US Constitution unconditionally, you folks who hate Muslims don't seem to know it very well.

Not beloved figure Alan Dershowitz!

"HOW WILL ZOHRAN PAY FOR FREE BUSES" screamed the Staten Islanders who have a free ferry

Years ago when I was on SNAP (we called it Link) I would tutor my hairdresser's son in exchange for getting my hair done. I got my teeth cleaned at a student clinic for $10 IIRC and my nails done by a friend in the cosmetology program who always needed people to practice on. Community 101

It annoys me when people say “they’re on SNAP but their hair and nails are done and they’ve got tattoos”. It’s extremely normal to do your own hair and buy press on nails, and tattoos literally last forever. What do tattoos someone got 10 years ago have to do with them needing to eat now

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turnspi... Turnspit dogs, the extinct dog breed that was once the most sought after kitchen appliance in all Britain

Another photo of Mom and me that I don’t recall ever seeing before. I already miss you so much, Maa. You were the best mom. I know everyone thinks their mom is the best, but you truly were. Thanks to my Uncle John for sharing this.

The traditional 9th anniversary gifts are pottery or wicker so here’s wishing you love and a bountiful harvest @jeremydnichols.bsky.social

This is a truly great cover: youtu.be/L-Th8jTLxQ4?...

My lovely mother-in-law left today. She’ll be sorely missed.

My mom died today and the only person that I want to console me is my mom. RIP Maa.

Henrietta turning on Kitten Mode

theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises

We’re bringing Mom home today. Not ideal circumstances, but maybe she’ll be less despondent and delirious if she’s in her own home. She is coming home for the last time no matter what happens. We’re not sending her back to the hospital or rehab or skilled nursing. 🧵 1/3

Gavin Newsom really posted that the best way to honor Charlie Kirk's memory is by continuing his work. Fuck you, Gavin.

New blog post: toolatesmart.substack.com/p/hello-yall...

My dearest Gwendolyn, it is day 25, we remain encamped in the Jewel-Osco parking lot. I have once again awakened to the sound of dripping water, for my bivouac lay beneath a large AC unit. Pvt Carson has passed, his agony concluded. The terror we felt as those beef sandwiches flew…

If you're protesting ICE in Chicago, let me know at [email protected] if you need free legal training or legal support. If you're arrested protesting ICE, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

I see a lot of scolding about hoping he's dead and all I have to contribute is don't kinkshame.

It will always and forever be a shame when a dictator dies of natural causes rather than getting Ceausescu’ed.

Official now:

can i explain the gap on my resume? uh okay…thought this was obvious but that was when i didn’t have a job. you okay man

"Why did people dress better in the past?" Because people were mean to you if you didn't dress up! That is always the answer to that question! "Why are the lawns so nice in this neighborhood?" People there are mean to those with messy lawns! Social stigma is the tradeoff! Always!

British guy with a crisp on his shoulder

Stay alive and make things

There’s a guy singing “A Different Cultonality” to Living Colour’s “Cult of Personality” on The Red Line. He has none of the other lyrics right either, but he is in rhythm and on key. I’ll take it.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Blue lives clatter.

Oh heck yes this looks awesome!

TIL that Paulina Meat Market makes Hot Doug's sausages, and sells them, frozen.

I just passed my certification exam. I am now a Certified Recovery Support Specialist in the State of Illinois. Hooray! And I’m really sweaty from walking back to the Yellow Line station in the direct sun.

Me every time a member of the Fak family enters frame or speaks on The Bear

Beef kefta, basmati rice, Israeli cherry salad, zhug, grilled onions and peppers, and sliced tomatoes. Tastes of summer.

The Crock Pot is one of the only times when real life works like video game crafting. You dump in some powders and the remains of several vile birds and out comes hot delicious food

Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"