DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.

Ok, I'm a fan of Haaland now after that smack he gives the 2nd kid

Chat: should I bike to all 82 branches and print out that skeet. Printing it at the new Obama CPL branch library would be perfection.

Out on a run and came across a couple having a break up. The woman yelled that the guy cared more about “his YouTube videos” than her. Fully expected it to be some Andrew Tate shit until he sheepishly said “trains mean so much to me but you’ve never understood that”

Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an English Muffin

wemby emitting a deep pulsing noise and golden glow

My 4 year old at dinner: what is a smithereen? Me: It's like a crumb, a little piece. My 6 year old later, at dessert: Can I have a smithereen of your cookie?

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

Doing some work to keep ND out of the top 10, giving 10$ to Jet ski Police Academy for every yard Jeremiyah Love had against the Canes @jkmiami89.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social. Join us in spite and push the great Satan down the board!

Study of the Heads of Two Old Men, by Philippe de Champaigne, 17th c, 📸 by @adampantozzi

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

LMAO at Duke radio calling for a celebration tech on UConn

i’m working on developing a birria consommé energy drink

What does lake forever *not* mean?

chicago textile artist moira quinn made a rug version of this map and it’s the coolest thing ever

Pleased to report that this book still rocks an elementary school kid's world

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

Kids frantically pushing aside the new Pokemon and Mandalorian LEGO sets in Target to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel

did Gary Larson draw this

Just found a note from my kids teacher on Class Dojo that she got in trouble because she saw the boys playing the paper football game at lunch and asked them how to play and then bet her dessert and won 4 other kids desserts and then admitted to the teacher she's been playing with me since she was 3

Spotted on walk:

Carl Nielsen is lowkey goated

run it! run the ball Shannon!

I met Da Coacho. Canes by 100.

nightmare blunt rotation

Dudes Rock

Carl Nielsen is lowkey goated

The Bears Kyle Monangai suffered a water bottle mishap that Luther Burden III found hilarious (via NFL)

when you see Miami pounding out run after run after run after run after run, you have to remember their offensive line coach is 5-foot-4 Alex Mirabal do you realize how good this man must be at coaching offensive line play

Let me call plays for Miami

run the ball

Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally

HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆

I've waited 3 years to make this post

🎶 be our guest, be our guest, feed baloney to the rest 🎶

Semiotic paradox alert!

❤️❤️❤️HUGE CONGRATS!!!❤️❤️❤️

About 8.5 years ago I got married with these cake toppers and now my husband and I are gonna go watch Miami and OSU play in the playoffs let's goooo!!

La Granja Oranjestad; Zandstraat 2 and Savaneta 2, Zandstraat 2, Oranjestad, Aruba https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=12.5204857%2C-70.0315493&query_place_id=ChIJtYJhPZQ4hY4RHmglZf-EOlY

Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social

got roasted on the train by some teens for being bald (I can see my reflection in that) and played along, I can embrace that but then one of them pointed at his phone and he had a picture of Adam Silver pulled up