In about ten minutes we're continuing our trek through the Resident Evil Village - you'd think we'd have known to go around with a name like that, but hindsight is 20/20 I guess twitch.tv/drinkinggamesks

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

I was about to play a little MASH VP before bed when I realized: hey I guess I could stream that. So hey, I guess I'm streaming that twitch.tv/drinkinggamesks

Darren Aranofsky's new project is AI slop, but what do you expect him to do? Satoshi Kon tragically passed away in 2010, so Aranofsky has long been lacking in an actual artist to steal from

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

This is some Scotty Aucks-coded shit

Rhythm Tengoku's late game is a lot more complicated than I remembered....😰

Scott and I are going to try to finish escaping the tall vampire lady's castle in RE Village around 230 CST. Presumably everything will be pretty chill after that, just a nice winter(s)-y stroll through town. twitch.tv/drinkinggamesks

TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list. They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.

what's your favorite Dragonball

It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.

In about half an hour, I think we're doing that dang Resident Evil 8age because somehow we never got around to it, and Re9uiem is coming soon twitch.tv/drinkinggamesks

In 2003, Wikipedia held a logo design contest. Here are four of the finalists:

ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut

Everybody: Let's make a world where nothing sucks for anyone ever. Because of spores or a big computer or whatever. *Enterprise shows up* Everybody: Well, fuck.

You can say Merry Protein again

When the insert coin sound makes a cool noise and you decide to join the soundtrack as an additional instrument.

flag of charging Nintendo DSi

Holy shit. Look at this scene from Hard Puncher from Konami. Just your average ending screen, right? Look closer. Tell me when you see the MASS SHOOTING INCIDENT. (Hint, it's near Rocky Smith's [real game name] shorts)

What is the point of looking for that guy, he absolutely sucked. What are they gonna do when they find him? “Hey we took that ring you loved so much and threw it in a volcano, just thought you’d be interested”

allow me to introduce my bookie, my favorite film, and my pet snake

made the mistake of trying to buy a small tin of tea from a french company online (for my wife for Christmas) and was contacted by fedex to register an account with the FDA and create a government account and associated paperwork to get a fucking tin of tea and now i understand the revolutionary war

So when can you start

thanks for the tip

quick strangle 2026 while it's still small and helpless

Wow. Remember when we used to do game voices? This was one of my favorite comparisons. GET THE PASS!

"hear me out: a horse demolition derby"

One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on

no joke. my dad is hunched over his phone reading the news; he’s been quiet all morning until he says without looking up “what’s a gooner.”

Y’all, the Castlevania: Awakening In The Moonlight musical by Takarazuka Revue is available legally on VOD with subtitles starting today until the end of March, this is a great adaptation and the women in this show are so good, PLUS this is a rare experiment globally Please see it if you’re curious

Meowy Christmas - We're streaming Jingle Cats for PS1 tonight at 7 pm CT to raise vaccination funds for a real kitten we just adopted! Yes, it's based on the Jingle Cats series of Christmas novelty songs! twitch.tv/retropals

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

I found out about this mod exactly one day too late

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

hey man you don't need to talk about my business this doesn't need to go in the paper

Happy(?) anniversary to a very special moment in Silent Hill history -- a real cut above the rest. Yesterday through Tuesday is the 10th anniversary of the Silent Hill Circumcision Meltdown.

Guys, calm down, that vague approximation of a human being is just Colin Jost

The two kinds of people you meet online

tis the season so let us all remember the grinch gbc game and how the artist on it definitely wanted to fuck the grinch

Here's mine: Harder Man

now that megaman 12 has a release date we can finally confirm that clarissa explains it all takes place in the year 2027

Bringing back my collection: North Carolina Hatsune Miku #HatsuneMiku #NorthCarolina #fanart

Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console My dummy:

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

More of SHf playthrough number two in about twenty minutes over on twitch I suppose! twitch.tv/drinkinggamesks

I could never do burlesque because I don't think I could handle it if Toad showed up

Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it