did I get an unsolicited call from Benefit One Healthcare... or Benefit One Hell-Scare💀😈👹

HEY! This is great, and not just cuz I'm in it!

If you're new to the show, No More Whoppers is a podcast in which @rdbaaa.space and I plumb the depths of our 25-year friendship to navigate modern life and bicker like an old married couple; Draw Game is where we assess how good/accurate/fun/horny video game anime adaptations are nomorewhoppers.com

We've revamped the No More Whoppers Patreon (patreon.com/nomorewhoppers) with the addition of two new INTER-TIERS: $3 tiers added for our individual bonus shows! $5 a month still gets you the entirety of the shebang, and this month is what we call BOLD & FULL-BODIED:

audio goodians (the middle guy was a gift from @beenis.bsky.social! flanked by the gacha twins)

"thank you for your attention to this matter" sounds like an awkward translation of a common japanese phrase that just gets used everywhere, like "please look forward to it"

i love when management gets snacks for everyone

we impulse-purchased a takoyaki griddle attachment and wasted no time

On the new Draw Game, we cover the Bayonetta movie -- called that because it's too long! Featuring lots of trying to make sense of what's happening and our show's first Slimeball Alert!

Against our doctors' explicit orders, @rdbaaa.space and I sat down to watch Bayonetta: Bloody Fate, a collection of scenes that mean and do nothing. We recommend making Draw Game episode 8 part of today's after-church listening! drawgamepod.com

was not expecting to clear M10S this morning as I am still very much not confident with the back half of the fight but it just kinda fell into place! (now I need colosseum and/or behemoth glam for M11S)

I have been waffling on this CT essay for the past two weeks; one day it's great, ready to start shooting, let's do it, and the next day it's the worst thing I've ever written and let's just scrap it and start writing something new (repeat)

Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words: "If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell." Happy MLK Day.

glad i bought new ram before the shortage

Shadow Dancer is the second game in the Shinobi series. Maybe. The identity of the main character changes in every release. Arcade: n/a Mega Drive: Shinobi Japanese manual: Hayate Master System in game: Fuma Master System instruction manual: Takashi (inspired by @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social)

It was through my recent venture into Japanese game magazines that I found out Ninja Gaiden wasn’t just the title chosen for the American release of Shadow Warriors, but also the game’s working title before they settled on Ninja Ryūkenden

it's a bold slogan for a cake shop I'll give them that

I have been working on a Chrono Trigger essay for six months and at this rate the remake will be announced before I finish it

One of my favorite things about savage prog is themed glam, with my new outfit inspired by The Bl- Extremes

Early stream tomorrow (7:00pm EST) owing to an appointment with the tooth shaman but we are 47 pocket monsters into Pokémon Gen1: Road to the Bacardi twitch.tv/hoodedpitohui

this works better if you imagine me coming back into my office and looking at my monitor as "Hit & Run" starts to play and I go "talk about how what? TALK ABOUT HOW WHAT?!"

Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.

remember that bit in the ocean's 11 remake where brad pitt is briefing lil matt damon about the job and gets cut off saying "whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances-" I do it to myself in essay writing when I get an idea but my wife calls me into another room and I come back to this:

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

(to my virtual assistant with Jar Jar Binks voice mod enabled) "where is the palace of versailles"

adding "a low type of moron" to my quiver

"the ______ you've NEVER heard of" is #1 on the list of youtube titling conventions that will always earn the "don't recommend channel" treatment, but especially when it's shit that I and millions of people have heard of

allow me to introduce my bookie, my favorite film, and my pet snake

you need a pick-me-up today so here's a photograph of me eating cinnamon toast crunch out of a gravy boat over thanksgiving because my mom accidentally gave away all her bowls in the move

found 'em

we did it!!! we beat yet another Y2K!!!!!

for my yinzer weebs

if any aussie retro streamers need a handle I'm donating YahooXevious

Good morning I bet!! Christmas may have just passed, but are you ready for Yster?! DRAW GAME episode 7 bumps straight into the 1989 Ys anime, and it would mean a lot to us if you used it to get through an 80-minute drive or meditation session. drawgamepod.com

got new glasses at the butthole glasses place (I did not get the butthole glasses)

i am so clumsy i tripped going into the kitchen and accidentally ate all the peppermint bark

simply having it

hi, I need a big set of letters for my friend Alex Fraioli's birthday bash? yes, the @pitohui.org guy. sure, it's A-L-E-X-F<locomotive passes by my house>L-I. oh, and rush order please. thank you

the reviews are in for the Designer's Brand Buy&Sell

saw my dentist getting into a taxi across the street and instead of smiling and waving back like a normal person I panicked and shouted THANKS FOR MY TEETH

Turns out the thing that was keeping me from liking Everything Burns was Caleb Shomo's voice, the fan covers are where it's at

oh my god

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