I had a dream filled with sophisticated political intrigue interrupted by a bunch of rampaging monkeys chucking jagged boulders at me until I woke up. Happy Tuesday.

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

Ranking the best of Star Wars: 1.) Andor 2.) Any SW movie when you’re 8 years old 3.) Knights of the Old Republic 4.) Knights of the Old Republic II 5.) Tattered Star Wars expanded universe paperback you found for $1 6.) Empire Strikes Back 7.) A New Hope 8.) Christmas in the Stars holiday album

Me when I have an idea just before falling asleep but I don’t write it down in my phone notes:

When someone asks what my chronic pain condition is like.

is starcraft a true story

Putting this guy in charge of administering my will

I can't think of a scarier world than Pluribus: Everyone in public says hello to me and knows I owned three Star Wars tie-dyed T-shirts. *shivers*

Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality. www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

Fish have committed credit card fraud

TV’s Frank and YouTube’s Steve both approve of Arcane.

I will shoot the northern lights with a gun and end them once and for all

When the ticket seller says "Enjoy your movie," and I stop myself from saying "You, too." #AceAttorney

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I was lukewarm on the game "Keeper," but the end of the game is so indescribably strange that I can't help but love it.

No way, my cousin's name is Dumbass Gloomsbury! #AceAttorney

Happy Godzilla Day to all who celebrate.

Now that I'm older, I like to play quiet, easy-going games.

Thank god Halloween is over and there are no more major holidays until Christmas

They add a new skeleton every year. It gives me hope. #HappyHalloween

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless

This little scamp's always asking me to self-immolate!

my kid put this in her magic deck and tries to play it every game so she can say it's me. if i say im not the guy she says what are you sitting on right now. i try to stand up but never fast enough

I know character designers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. #AceAttorney

"A closely tracked package never arrives." - proverb

we all need our comforts; I for one cannot go anywhere without my

massive AWS failure is just a snow day for adults

Years of watching MST3K have led to this moment. I have won a game of CineNerdle with Mitchell.

Not gonna lie toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority

This isn't real, right? It has SNL cinematography... I must have fallen asleep at my desk or something. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f_A...

A good judge is tough but fair. #AceAttorney

Instagram is strictly AI videos or videos that might be AI, and all of the comments are people arguing about whether they're AI or not. The internet will be dead in 10 years, tops.

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

These games are a little dated, but I still love them. #AceAttorney

Got a popup asking me if I’m enjoying Outlook. Am I enjoying email? What the hell are you talking about??

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month

Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More https://theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixture-everything-moth-dreamed-and-more/

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

I'm from West Virginia, so autocorrect is always going to change Mon Mothma to Mon Mothman.

I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life