You can fault Magneto for calling his guys the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants but you know damn well if he had like The Party of Evil Queers there'd be a line out the door for that shit.

Okay.

Was just playing a modded twilight zone table at this bar in reno and it has @davidhellman.bsky.social's little braid guy running around on the animated backboard for some reason.

Love that orcas are wearing dead salmon on their heads again. I hope that one diehard that never stopped is like see, I told you it was cool. And then she eBays her jncos except they're dead fish.

The eternal war of bisexuality and autism

I'm too lazy to photoshop stuff right now so just imagine an evangelion stomping on this thing

I try to follow UK politics sometimes but it's generally easier to just assume that at any given time it's jointly ruled by Chuckie Egg and an actual draugr.

This will always be They Live, with Keith David as the lone human just so we get a ten minute long alley brawl with Kermit. Bonus points for Dr Teeth interrupting TV broadcasts and Miss Piggy in Meg Foster's role.

chasing a wasp around the house with an electric flyswatter like

Have a friend who never did much anime, so I suggested evangelion. They finally got through it like, okay that was brilliant but maybe something a little less bleak and child torture-y next time? So I recommended Madoka.

Feeling fine.

Gonna try this thing on a corgi

My new supervillain plan is to isolate the saliva of those ticks that make you allergic to meat and shoot people with blow darts.

"I wish to be sexually obliterated."

Tickled fuckin stupid by the wikipedia article for hankie code

Speaking from an isolated, malfunctioning tin can stuck in a hostile environment, I bet the Iron Lung guy would have been fine if he brought a corgi with.

my minecraft tardis is bi

I love this movie but I don't see what's so queer about it, I say while frantically slapping trash bags over the windows of another stolen motor home.

I think it's time we normalize wearing helmets. Not for safety, but so you can dramatically take it off and hold it under your arm before speaking.

Not gonna lie, I'm tickled stupid when I've got a clean shave and a hat and the regular bartender cards me before doing a double take.

"Scurvy causes scar tissue to break down and old wounds to reopen" I would just collapse into a pile of cubed meat like that dude in the Resident Evil laser hallway.

Kind of feel like finding the shittiest possible watermarked camrip of that Backrooms movie where there are candy eating noises and occasionally some nerd walks in front of the screen might be the definitive way to experience it

Sometimes I have weird flashbacks, like oh right this lady bummed a bunch of cigarettes off me at a party in 2005.

I dunno it'd have to be better than whatever that last cartoon was.

Fucking around on a rainy day, making little guys.

If I had a button that was guaranteed to kill a complete asshole every time I slapped it I could rip on that thing like Takahashi Meijin and at the end of the day there'd still be more assholes than when I started.

Oh I am going to fuck with this

Back in the day mum caught a bit of the first episode and when the Eva flips the fuck out was all "oh so it's like a parent"

The Skylions are the most 80s ass toy commercial cartoon bullshit. Gotta make a whole earworm theme song that explains the entire premise and what their stupid personalities are. Like the bronze one is a party dude and the silver guy is just autistic.

Reasonably pleased with how the Jerk Hole is coming together.

Watching this movie for the first time like, wow that's grim. I'll never become an ethereal burnout watching a dozen TVs in a shack in the desert. Watching it now: well, fuck.

Sometimes I post some shit on the internet and then immediately delete it and that's just what the NSA calls bonus content

Stoned realization that I just snapped my fingers in a scorpion's face and was like no fuck off over there. Don't know if I'd have tried that if I thought about it. But she was like fine I'll go around, rude motherfucker.

Forgot I modded the interdimensional dance club music to daft punk remixes so I just live here now. Also I like roleplaying a bartender who is way too distracted to listen to some bullshit like whatever drink you actually want. You all get a Coors Light.

Back in the day, playing this in my jeep cus it's hilarious Mum, not realizing it's about a cartoon echidna: This is so sad he should trust people more 🥺 Me: If he had maybe he'd still be alive She probably still thinks Knuckles is a real rapper that died in the 90s m.youtube.com/watch?v=r8sB...

Made it so instead of rocks CEO hits things with giant rubies and emeralds and shit. After fights the ground is covered in gemstone fragments the size of cats. Closest I could get to just beating people to death with money.

I've got a cursed trunk specifically so when I die the nieces and nephews are going to have to go throughall the lament configurations and behelits and treasure maps that lead to shit like the Homestuck Epilogues or a cross stitch of Foreverial Tiedup Fully Delitized Pikachu.

Finally hit level fifty with this shit. Dropped about a bil on kit and the dude is literally untouchable now.

Need to stop vaguely referring to exes as like The Soldier or The Librarian or whatever. Sounds like I'm a serial monogamist with a thing for renegade Time Lords.

"Did you know Perfect Day is actually about heroin?" Man, shut the fuck you. You know if Lou Reed wanted to write a song about heroin he'd just write a song about heroin. Cus he did. It's called Heroin.

People shouldn't be so defensive when they see someone making different choices than them. It doesn't necessarily mean they're judging you. I definitely judging you, though. I think you're wrong and stupid and I'm better than you.

stupit potato

Hitting the internet like a whale briefly surfacing for air but all that's up here is the exploding restaurant scene from Brazil.

Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to love you since I began to live. There are 61.44 thousand miles of blood vessels that fill my body...

Everybody knows the universe with the shitty Sinbad genie movie but you never meet anyone from the one where Wesley Snipes was the best Joker

Time for springtime maintenance and discovery that at some point past me fixed the engine with a paper clip and a wad of bubblegum again. God I hate that guy.

I'm apparently from the sliders universe where Mambo No. 5 just doesn't exist. I've seen it memed on and whatnot but I've never actually heard this fucking song before in my life. I assumed it must be comparatively new. We also didn't have pickleball. I swear that shit is made up.

Been so long since I played this guy I forgot that American Evil's superpower is just "has a gun."

Nothing sucks quite like having nightmares about fighting someone and waking up sad because they're dead and now you'll never get to kill them yourself.

If you're ever feeling happy sappy nostalgia for the 90s it helps to remember that this vapid dogshit was the number one single in America for seventeen miserable shit bastard weeks.