A government of the raw milk producers, for the raw milk producers, and by the raw milk producers

There is a certain irony in cattle people throwing all of their weight behind an administration that promised to be friendly to rancher politics, only for that administration to allow a hideous cattle parasite to make it into Texas because cooperating with Mexico is woke and gay

In a world where all the Texas Tech news is (usually deservedly) bad, shout out to Scott Pelley for being at least one cool notable alumnus.

it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone

if you would like to know more about @rooster.info here is the time he pulled a fast one on vivek ramaswamay in a way that, quite frankly, i still cannot believe happened www.rooster.info/p/vivek-rama...

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

i am counting 14 seconds between the first sign that the sprinklers are going off and the stadium DJ hitting play on "Umbrella." elite performance, that's why that DJ made it all the way to the WCWS

they were spelling against plumbers and milkmen (they hadn't passed all the laws against child labor yet)

Today in 'Google is Useless Now': I did a quick search to find out whether "Godspeed" is one word or two and... Google's AI thinks I'm just, what, talking to it and wishing it well? What are we doing.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

As has been noted for many years now: We're gonna win

Interesting that the Trump administration is laying down a marker that a military attack on an unarmed craft can be the basis for prosecuting senior government officials who supervised the attack in home countries of the vehicles' occupants.

Hey guys

Just found out that water, THE SUBSTANCE THAT DROWNS 4000 AMERICANS EVERY YEAR, is freely available on demand in most homes.

Thinking about becoming a toothpick guy

Racism against whitefolk is like ‘Please consider your role in white supremacy Margaret.’ & racism against the rest of us is like white people’s tax funded goons punching through the window of a working mother’s automobile & violently separating her from her children Or as I call it, the same thing

Thinking Fast and Slow should be read by a lot more people.

I will not engage with a Skip Bayless take in the year 2026. I do not even remember who that name represents. At night I am visited by the beady-eyed visage of a short man with a body like beef jerky, clad in chains and wailing OOOOH LEBRON IS NOT THE GOAT. I go back to sleep. He is not my concern.

Celebrating the WNBA season opener by once again sharing my favorite sports graphic of all time.

Okay, just wanted to jump on quickly and do a Q&A about hantavirus. I know there's a lot of speculation out there but hopefully I can clarify a few details and maybe put people's minds at ease

This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

deeeeeeeeetroit basketballllllll

This surgery was always about removing the Junior Mint

Mina Kimes takes over as Scripps National Spelling Bee host as part of reimagined broadcast

Weird that betting coin flips against people who can see the coin isn’t a winning strategy

WEEEYUMS

Trump declares the Iran war “terminated” precisely on the 23rd anniversary of Bush’s infamous “Mission Accomplished” speech. (h/t @kdbyproxy.bsky.social)

In case you think I only make fun of the House, please behold the world’s most deliberative body, the Senate

i've had a rough day time to turn on the loser machine

Just a hypothetical random normal example he hasn’t thought about before now at all.

zero hyperbole one of the best episodes of television ever made

Anything but the metric system I guess

Husband and Wife xkcd.com/3237/

Guys, I have the solution to the sports gambling crisis: A series of gambling help hotlines, available to people in certain states, to be placed at the bottom of gambling ads in tiny fonts or read as a huge block of text at the very end of podcasts Surprised nobody has thought of this yet

WAP

Alex Jones yesterday, April 22nd of 2026, is once again saying the Sandy Hook massacre was a false flag done by "professional shooters." It is imperative we take over that studio as soon as possible.

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

For fuck's sake, sign up for The Onion, and get a free limited edition IW tote. A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago. Legal fees have been insane. Please sign up and help us out!

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WALK OFF BALK IN THE 21ST INNING

“Frustration with modern dating” feels like an awfully charitable phrasing for what’s motivating these guys

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

You never miss professional diplomats until they're gone

hey if you think you're mad now just wait til tomorrow morning when we find out who all made money off this

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

Me arriving at Heorot