Got fed this ad on Instagram the other day. In my mind, the AI was beating itself over the head & muttering “five fingers… FIVE fingers… c’mon, you’ve GOT THIS…”

Thank you to everyone who’s saying not to look at the thing because they’re scarred from looking at the thing. I believe you and will not look at the thing

5 years almost to the fucking day. Incredible. Can’t take the grift out of the girl

lawyers posting about trump news every day

Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff. There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.

I love Rama the Aloof Wife. I love that she’s not New York’s mom. I love her “this is my boyfriend’s function” vibe.

watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump

hey guys i made a seasonal meme

terrible people don’t get told firmly or frequently enough to shut the fuck up, an absence which allows their terribleness to proliferate.

MTG is kind of like Harvey Korman - once she broke character, the whole sketch fell apart.

The Tennessee Bureau of Investigation seems to be throwing some shade at ICE.

They line up perfectly.

Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)

You know there's going to be some fresh bullshit tomorrow that's going to make today look sane and normal. "The president is now made of ham," they'll announce, and of course he'll be entirely ham. Still a piece of shit, but now comprised of ham steaks

speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency

So to save you from a bunch of bullshit: Olivia Nuzzi's ex wrote a substack detailing all the weird sex shit between her and RFK Jr and it's gross. That's it that's all there is to it the end go to bed

Which journalist will let slip that "catch-and-kill" is just an normal part of elite source cultivation, you fool, you imbeciles who have no idea how real journalism worke

So wholesome! Pros give an aspiring artist tips on how to draw Frieren:

New Episode! I talk about Immigration because topical! youtu.be/md1InKIoFmo

Lol cmon

Gonna check in on Canada, where politics is more normal... I see there is a convoy headed to Ottawa to avenge a flock of dead ostriches

CNN: In the last couple of weeks or so, she's become kind of an ally on some issues. What do you make of this? Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.

it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...

Greene is quitting because she believes that not even Trump was enough of a Nazi isolationist to her liking. She's just that much of an extremist lunatic, and feels betrayed that Republicans could be even *more* vile, but don't go further. She is a vile, hateful ghoul and we're better off without.

121 pages, 22,674 words.

Well, we already know there are a bunch of coward dems in the House, so get ready for it to pass...

Id you havent been calling your representatives about KOSA and other bills, NOW is the time to start doing so

The Muppets used to be real, you know. Hard to believe but true. Real chickens, penguins, bears, pigs, frogs, and whatevers. They didn't turn into hand puppets until Disney bought them.

elise stefanik’s whole campaign for governor was relying on trump amplifying accusations that mamdani is a jihadist and not only did he have a great time meeting the guy, he directly rejected agreeing with stefanik, specifically. incredible stuff

the takeaway from the Zohran Trump meeting is that Trump is a gullible fool who will temporarily bend to the last charismatic person he talked to. Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller

House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

All joking aside, Mamdani being a Trump Whisperer doesn’t mean Trump is no longer a fascist—he is and Mamdani even said so in the Oval Office with Trump—but it might mean Mamdani will be better able to protect and provide for New Yorkers while Trump is in power. And that’s a good thing.

guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani

“its position”

We can live differently. We can do good things. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

NEW: After ProPublica reported that the White House intervened on behalf of Andrew Tate, two senators say the behavior “raises grave questions regarding the independence and impartiality of federal law enforcement operations. By Avi Asher-Schapiro and @robert-faturechi.bsky.social

Out of curiosity, do the Walmarts where you live have contactless payment? Because ours don't. They're like the only big retail outlet around here that don't. It's weird.

Our auction to benefit public media is live at JohnOliversJunk.com! And it’s not just items we mentioned on the show! For the next 3 days, you can bid on things like this neon sign from a sketch about Medspas starring Rachel Dratch, AKA Wanda Jo.

This month, Virginians handed Democrats a commanding majority in the state House, assuring that the party can proceed with the next step of its plan to gerrymander the state ahead of the midterms.

Good old Woz. Good for him.

also trump is always deferential to celebrities and mamdani is a celebrity bsky.app/profile/atru...

lmaoooo inject it directly into my veins

Stephen Miller:

Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all

I am howling.

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

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