some practical advice for any space empires. do not take at-ats through the misty mountains

Leap decided he wanted to lay on my stomach and lap but had to cradle and rest his head on Caitlin’s legs

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

one brings shadow, one brings light

Recognizing a Palestinian state is fine and good but if Canada and the UK are still selling weapons to Israel and refusing to acknowledge the genocide it means nothing.

Sorry guys, bit of a miscommunication. The rapture on TUESDAY is just early access for premium backers. The rapture on WEDNESDAY is open to everybody. Hope this clarifies things.

This one will be divisive but I stand by it.

in case you've ever wondered why gamergate happened in the videogame industry, and not another subcultural space, here you go...

daily atrocities. and also, don't allow Pritzker his victory lap for "standing up to Trump."

if you are in a professional or personal situation where you cannot fully divest yourself from something being rightly boycotted, you've got an easy out: shut the fuck up. no one asked. you're free. i'm not your priest.

sir barfs-a-lot

Boy who threw up the stuffed animal pieces he ate and is suddenly feeling cuddly.

Lord alive, they want fictional characters in fictional sexual situations to model consent for literal adults like a patronizing early 2020’s sitcom where the point of the writing is to convey that the writer’s been to therapy at some point

the mayor announced a new way to bribe him and he would like some bribes now. "send me bribes," the mayor said, while revealing his t-shirt which read "I ❤️ bribery"

THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.

Ezra Klein’s beard looks like it’s mostly magnetic dust and it’ll collapse if you shake him hard enough.

Getting tired of this site doing an enshittification speed run. We’re all going to end up back on Twitter at this rate. They forgot that you have to decimate your competition before you start selling out your userbase.

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

when violating consent is done with impunity, constantly, but hard lines are drawn against describing, discussing, or depicting non consensual sexual acts in media, what power imbalance is being created and who does it benefit?

deeply unserious website. this is a completely unforced error. banning types of 18+ when under no pressure or obligation to do so is embarrassing as hell

John Economos is a TV man of all time.

this site doesn't need to worry about getting payment processors' approval. no one is going to be spending a dime here.

taking a stance against "non consent" in art...it's drawings and cartoons you baby brained shitheads, your dumb asses are flailing your arms inventing thought crimes against Fred Flintstone.

taking a stance against simulated "non consent" in porn is idiotic and leads always to having some dipshit appointed to arbitrarily decide what acts between adults "can't be consented to," and therefore can't be depicted. I'll give you a hint: they will be gay.

there’s no real point to “dems suck” posts anymore once they hit the point of voting for charlie kirk remembrance day. That’s the end of the game and now you start over with new game plus and everything unlocked. It’s 2007 and you’re about to tell politico Hillary Clinton had slaves

getting the special starbucks order honoring charlie kirk (flat white with a hole poked in the side of the cup)

Karl Rove, Ted Cruz, Tucker Carlson, all rats fleeing a sinking ship. You do not under any circumstances have to hand it to them. All of them own this.

there is a man standing outside YOUR door right now. he's holding a medieval poleax and he's going to rip you to absolute shreds with it. please subscribe to my newsletter for more updates about the man

am I inferring correctly from this story that culture warriors lie for clout about what's written on their coffee orders SO often that starbucks generally aims a camera at the pickup counter?

Canada is such a shithole

We don't talk about the influence of these lobby groups enough. 2 years into a genocide and they are as strong as ever. Imagine the Nazi lobby as strong as ever in 1940. It's not normal and it will fuck us eventually

try to convince liberals in your life to quit helping Tucker Carlson plant seeds for his presidential run

The widely accepted narrative that Trump "chickened out" on Chicago is completely incorrect. ICE's incursions are getting worse here every day.

"What really kept me strong was my anger." In his first extended broadcast interview since being released from prison, Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier talks about spending five decades behind bars for a crime he says he did not commit.

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

That was the most aggro I've ever seen the agents. While pushing to get vehicles out, agents grabbed at least 2 people. Multiple tear gas cannisters deployed and pepper balls fired into the crowd.

Diagnosis: toilet brain Prognosis: terminal

the conductor’s melody gauntlet…

Me: “I dunno, it’s just hard to see the bright side sometimes lately. Anyways thanks for listening, man, you’re a great friend.” Trobbio: “TRO-bbio!”

sun toasted sausage

Dandadan good.

Looper, 2012

He enjoys this. He loves to have it done to him.

the lying new york crimes

inarguably the slide into this was made much easier and the glidepath set by biden and all the complicit college admins and sleazy corporate masters brutally cracking down on dissent of any kind about palestine. it's what the tiktok ban was actually about, too. thought police have no party