Hello. My new book, The Castle, is an adventure in the world of unmoored men, searching for purpose. It begins with my encounters with the castle owner himself, a man who coined the term "princessing" to describe what goes on in his palatial home in the forests of Connecticut. Pre-order link in bio!

it just dropped below 30 degrees in the house so maybe I might be able to sleep a little bit idk, this is horseshit btw

my finest work yet

sneaky snake

Vampire Survivors studio Poncle is "reviewing" its Fortnite collaboration after the State of Unreal show and Epic's focus on generative AI www.eurogamer.net/fortnite-gen...

Virtue and a Sledgehammer DEMO is part of steam next fest! A narrative exploration game about family, traditions and being a misfit. With a sledgehammer. Have you played it? We'd love to know what you think

to celebrate this Cruelty Squad is now 90% off on Steam

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

a hoot to race against favourite retro guy @snesdrunk.bsky.social! enjoying the heck out of parking garage rally circuit.

Virtue and a Sledgehammer DEMO is now playable in: - English - Español - Français - 日本語 Being a game about going back home... playing it in your native tongue, it just hits different. (Especialmente en español, es otra movida.) store.steampowered.com/app/3743260/...

want to shout from the rooftops how fucking -good- Virtue and a Sledgehammer is, I can't point to anyone else out there making games that hit like this. emotionally provocative and just so beautifully realised. cannot wait for this one, @deconstructeam.bsky.social and @selkieharbour.com!!!

False Awakening is the name of our freshly released demo for Virtue and a Sledgehammer. It has that name because it features content exclusive to the demo that you won't find in the final game 👁️

launching a sex toy company that ships all our products in a box labeled "Sex Toys For Fuck Stuff" in the largest boldest font possible

Shocking, absolutely shocking. Meta should be treated with the same opprobrium as Twitter; it's the same vile poison...

so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

Los Angeles-based indie rock trio Cheekface are releasing a new album, "Podium," July 28. Now they have shared its fourth single, “I Don’t Work Here,” via a music video in which the band performs in a grocery store. www.undertheradarmag.com/news/cheekfa...

you can put away the cuck chair, it’s just you and me tonight

This is just an invasion by any other name. In a just world, Israel would face the same treatment as Russia.

“I don’t work here” out now 🐍

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Cheekface certainly has a way with words

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

they don't let you buy individual doritos anymore

so Horses was a problem, but Valve I guess is fine with this racist crap that flagrantly violates at least two of its content guidelines and has 300+ reviews that all almost certainly violate those guidelines too kotaku.com/racist-plant...

i often think about this review

chipzel makes human music

Possum jar in the works

My wife: "You actually went with the onions thing? Christ. Better get some gaviscon"

you know what the real data center is. the human mind. thank you,

b-b-b-b-billion

What do you want to be in twenty years? store.steampowered.com/app/3743260/...

youtu.be/FeBxmNLwp58?... experts are saying that cheekface album nr. 6 is going to rip at levels previously unheard of

21 gun salute for bonnie, who is going to have sex tonight and doesn’t accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in cryptocurrency. may we all find the courage to follow the path she’s forged for us

Starmer's Britain

sorry to report that we are in the "will my #$GME trades be honoured in the event of mutually assured destruction" timeline

BREAKING: NuCaloric announces Vapable Hot Dog after disrupting snack food market with last year's Drinkable Cheeseburger.

damn aaron swartz tried to warn everybody about sam altman

easter. the thaw of winter. the dawn of spring. the melt of ice. the song of birds. flowers blossom. trees bear fruit. a moment to greet the day with optimism for what could be. to look to the sunshine as it breaks the clouds. to imagine something better. to put on cheekface

the american century of humiliation, illustrated

WHO FUCKIN SQUEALED

Everyone draws the line in a different place, but this was over the line we’ve drawn for ourselves. I wanted to share that this happened, and add that if you’re a band (or a person) and you’re offered a bunch of money for something that doesn’t seem right to you, you can say no, and it’ll be fine 😎

So a couple weeks ago a casting agency reached out to us wanting to cast a “credible, tight-knit band” for an ad, but didn’t tell us who the ad was for. Turned out they liked us … but then they revealed it was an ad for AT&T, which is one of ICE’s big contractors. So we said no.

Cheekface Turn Down AT&T Commercial Over ICE Ties - hell yeah @cheekface.bsky.social

just took out the trash and put some new trash in the trash. starting the weekend with fresh trash

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health