you know what the real data center is. the human mind. thank you,

b-b-b-b-billion

What do you want to be in twenty years? store.steampowered.com/app/3743260/...

youtu.be/FeBxmNLwp58?... experts are saying that cheekface album nr. 6 is going to rip at levels previously unheard of

21 gun salute for bonnie, who is going to have sex tonight and doesn’t accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in cryptocurrency. may we all find the courage to follow the path she’s forged for us

Starmer's Britain

sorry to report that we are in the "will my #$GME trades be honoured in the event of mutually assured destruction" timeline

BREAKING: NuCaloric announces Vapable Hot Dog after disrupting snack food market with last year's Drinkable Cheeseburger.

damn aaron swartz tried to warn everybody about sam altman

easter. the thaw of winter. the dawn of spring. the melt of ice. the song of birds. flowers blossom. trees bear fruit. a moment to greet the day with optimism for what could be. to look to the sunshine as it breaks the clouds. to imagine something better. to put on cheekface

the american century of humiliation, illustrated

WHO FUCKIN SQUEALED

Everyone draws the line in a different place, but this was over the line we’ve drawn for ourselves. I wanted to share that this happened, and add that if you’re a band (or a person) and you’re offered a bunch of money for something that doesn’t seem right to you, you can say no, and it’ll be fine 😎

So a couple weeks ago a casting agency reached out to us wanting to cast a “credible, tight-knit band” for an ad, but didn’t tell us who the ad was for. Turned out they liked us … but then they revealed it was an ad for AT&T, which is one of ICE’s big contractors. So we said no.

Cheekface Turn Down AT&T Commercial Over ICE Ties - hell yeah @cheekface.bsky.social

just took out the trash and put some new trash in the trash. starting the weekend with fresh trash

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

It's Steam Spring Sale time! 🌷 Get both of my games for under $10! #indiegame #steamsale

Now cheaper than regular coffee.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

i just played Many Nights A Whisper on the strength of @mathewkumar.com's short summary: "I knew it was simply not going to be matched … thoughtful, paced well, … builds towards an unforgettable moment that you could only do in a video game … just buy it." deconstructeam.itch.io/many-nights-...

new job: sniping uncles with tranq dart full of anti alcoholic peptides from tree blind as they walk up front steps to holiday gathering

Infatuated by the new @foreversean.bsky.social single - shimmering, beautiful and nostalgic in all the right ways. youtu.be/z-nTxXWAG3c

Environmental storytelling

thinkin about her

Awkward!

ska band name: Do It Gordon and the Session Niners

been thinking about eternal sunshine of the spotless mind for two weeks now. finding the time to sit and give it the attention i'd like seems like an insurmountable ask, but just kind of enjoying it lulling around in the back of my subconscious.

a mod for the sims where it costs increasingly less money to move house if you have more friends but by the end of it they all never want to speak to you again

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

Palantir, a US spy-tech firm, has been given access to millions of NHS patient records. Its founder has said the NHS should be 'ripped up'. Join me in calling on the government to end the dangerous Palantir contract. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

billionaires will look at the xkcd dependency diagram and immediately convince themselves that this is them

genuinely going out of my MIND to see my name on @nicklutsko.bsky.social beautiful new LP, Ends. treasuring this until I'm dead and cold in the ground.

Like, I get it. I honestly get it, please don't @ me with your Linux defences. But such a massive, bewildering barrier to entry is so deeply off-putting to like 99% of the population and we desperately want out.

I *love* the idea of Linux. I really, really do, but this is the average user experience of Linux and it has been like this for DECADES and I'm genuinely amazed that no one has sorted this out as a priority.

Still reckon they're terrorists, Mr Starmer? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Officially announcing my next game, and it's about: ...driving a 4x4 in a Furniture Store 🤣 (physics-based precision driving in a mini open world mega furniture store) Please help spread the word and ☆WISHLIST ON STEAM☆ s.team/a/4135570

Zack Polanski stood outside Palantir HQ to demand that the spy-tech firm - which has supported deadly ICE raids and enabled genocide in Gaza - gets out of our NHS Say no to Palantir in the NHS ❌👇 goodlaw.social/658abc

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

What ceasefire? These horrific numbers show Israel's genocide in Gaza isn’t over, despite Donald Trump announcing phase two of his so-called ‘peace deal.’ Check out the rest of the statistics here: zeteo.com/p/tracking-i...

I think it's interesting that the solicitor says that interim relief can be "draconian" on businesses by forcing the employer to pay for the length of the tribunal process. So is it "draconian" on individuals to force them to pay for the length of the tribunal?

I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Grok is so much worse than you think.

I reckon there's probably a special word for if you're still bombing and killing people during a ceasefire.