Trash don't get emotional less than 15 pages into an Anna Louise Strong book challenge (impossible)

look, if you didn't want me to say something weird and nasty about Curtis Sliwa you should not have invited me to your birthday dinner

my dating advice for short men is to develop homoerotic friendships with your fellow short men and then go on a quest together with your tallest bustiest friend to save the world and then when you get back home fujioshis will be lined up to date you but crucially, only if they can date both of you

It annoys me when people see photos of my muscles and say "I could still beat you in a fight!" Man, I live in an open carry state. These muscles are not for fighting, they are for carrying beautiful women's luggage. Get your priorities straight.

I keep seeing ideological detransitioners but they're like "I'm not a detransitioner, I'm afab nonbinary" but their entire online presence is about how trans men are awful & should detransition because they're so prone to becoming evil and testosterone is scary. Sorry but you are not being subtle.

Shitposting my way into accidentally starting a transgender anti-vaccine movement

People back in the day used to get really sick, almost die, and then wake up a different gender. Happened all the time. That doesn't happen much anymore. Probably because of vaccines.

I thought I liked camping but it turns out what I really like is doing drugs in the woods.

I have a lot of criticisms of the biden family but "they smoke crack" is not one of them. a lot of very nice people smoke crack. let's focus on the real issues here.

Elon Musk should have to pay for screwworm eradication, and he should have to pay for it in blood.

I'm largely against gun bans but I want firework sale bans. If you want fireworks so bad you should have to manufacture them yourself in your garage.

my extremely funny jokes about having chronic suicidal ideation never land but I must hold out hope that one day they will, otherwise I might kill myself

wow you people really like it when I'm pedantic

I love being indoors. Indoors is the best thing humans have ever invented.

People hate when I talk about fitness but I sometimes teach strength and conditioning classes and helping women remain independent and confident into middle and old age fucking rules and you can't make it not fucking rule because it does. Genuinely fuck you if you feel otherwise.

A doctor just stopped and said to me "your eyebrows look really good." Which is good because my big ass eyebrows are unfortunately 90% of my personality.

To be pedantic, I hate when people say "this person PROVED this in their book" because no they didn't. They might have demonstrated it, claimed it, discussed it, etc. But unless that book is about a conclusive study they themselves conducted, no they didn't. You can say anything in your book.

This is pretty obvious to anyone who realises that if trans women were supercompetators there'd be a sports arms race about signing them to teams.

It doesn't have to be like this

The truth is, the tradwife movement is, among many other things, a direct backlash to the existence and visibility of transmasculinity.

Unfortunately Mitch McConnell appears to still be alive. He's getting the best healthcare in the world while actively fighting against healthcare for black lung patients victimized by the coal industry.

I have been refreshing a news search for "Mitch McConnell" every five minutes for six hours

I lied, I'm hoping and wishing that he's DEAD

I'm a big believer in freedom, which is why it sounds perfectly reasonable that the government should have on-demand access to genetic samples from any person suspected of pissing or shitting where we say they can't piss or shit. You know. Small government stuff 🫠🫡😵‍💫🙃 www.advocate.com/politics/sta...

I'm not getting my hopes up.

explaining the x-files to straight people is so hard because what do you mean in this episode Dana Scully got drugged with the bimbofication serum?

a gym baddie must have died or something because I got a bunch of lululemon running shorts at a yard sale for $3 each today. these thighs aren't chafing this summer

Oh my "password" was "stolen" by "hackers" huh? can they tell me what it is? I don't remember.

in my dream last night, not only did I have a flat chest, I had huge ridiculous austin powers style chest/stomach hair. I was torn about it, on the one hand, men's chest/belly hair is purely ornamental. on the other, it covered up my abs, a part of me many women find attractive.

someone said "he looks like toad from frog and toad" but I knew that might be misinterpreted as a positive, even sexy attribute so I added "and not in a hot way!" which was a much appreciated addition to the conversation, I'm sure.

if you and also all of society find yourself hating a particular women's fashion item or style, chances are that style or item has a feminist or proto-feminist history.

If we were dating you too could get a beautiful bouquet of only kale from my garden.

I've talked to so many people in the region about Thomas Massie and the election interference. I could have such a popular youtube channel if I was willing to shove cameras into poor appalachian people's faces and exploit them about it.

"cast iron is so hard to take care of" Not the way I do it.

whomst among us

people who consider their partner an equal and a partner usually don't constantly talk about how much they love them to everyone. people only tend to do that early in the relationship, or to cover up relationship problems, most often when they themselves are the relationship problem.

Big if true

thank god I deleted my youtube videos because someone is asking me to film an event for them and now they can't see how fucking bad I am at filming things

my friend said "you know, when you're vacuuming your house" and I had to stop her to let her know that I have never and would never do that

launching a sex toy company that ships all our products in a box labeled "Sex Toys For Fuck Stuff" in the largest boldest font possible

I would rather the company lose 40 billion dollars than steal one minute of my crew's meal break which makes me a very good union steward who is wildly unpopular with clients.

To expand, someone might think their transition is a medical issue they're fixing, or that gender is metaphysical and predetermined, or that transition is an act of radical agency and IS a choice they are making. And that's all fine as long as it's not projected onto all other trans people.

This is who I'm talking about

I keep looking in the mirror and seeing him

I said "unfortunately I'm a very memorable person, people always recognize me and remember me, I guess because I'm weird looking" and a coworker I don't know that well said "Um, I think it's your personality"

Links here where you can donate to support a trans woman who is facing felony charges for defending herself against fascists.

I think a lot of trans people have internalized the idea that there is or should be a universal "trans ideology" rather than the reality that different trans people will have different ideas and experiences because that's how people work.

I regret to inform you that my friend did a test of every kind of flushable wipe and determined that not a single brand of flushable wipe was actually safe to flush down the toilet... Except for Dude Wipes, which easily passed the test.

people keep saving my posts and that's fine I think those people should probably just bookmark normal porn