Idea: curling video game done in the style of the Camelot GBA Mario sports games. Hell, just make Mario Curling for Switch. I'd put 80+ hours into that.

This is in fact what is happening and also good lord this game blows

#sportsdrunk A randomass Week 10 game has broken out

If there has to be some pathetic blatantly insecure interview with the leader of the United States, can we at least have Larry David do it? www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cwO...

I loved every second of this. Nobody delivered a ridiculous line like Jerry Orbach. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlcR...

#sportsdrunk Every Minnesota franchise should try making a massive Quinn Hughes type trade. Giannis to the Wolves, Burrow to the Vikes, an owner who actually gives a shit to the Twins, and sure, let's get this Rodriguez guy too. bsky.app/profile/tomb...

So it's not a total loss, I cut out all five video game commercials from the 5.5 hours of off-the-air nonsense on this tape. Enjoy video game commercials from 25 years ago. I kind of forgot that the year 2000 was still very much the 90s.

I'm all the way in on this one, if only for Kevin Murphy to rightfully take back Servo. www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

I've never felt more proud to be a native Minnesotan. We can handle the cold, Trump's roving gangs of ICE idiots cannot. Ironically, it appears that ICE made the classic Nazi mistake of invading a winter country in the middle of winter. bsky.app/profile/czbi...

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

#sportsdrunk Love watching cold playoff game highlights this time of year. This one's an overlooked classic. You got The Hoss juking guys, Steve Tasker being the best player on the field, and the K-Gun offense shredding everyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V93V...

#MST3K We put our faith in

I found the original vector files for Game Gear boxes and I can't be trusted with power like this

This is the ONLY Arby's that I will go to. All hail the mighty apostrophe! @falcom.co.jp

#sportsdrunk Today's new video: Super Strike Eagle www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI9-...

#sportsdrunk Ravens should just keep running that "Jalen Ramsey has no idea what he's doing at safety" play

#sportsdrunk Big congrats to Carolina for knocking Houston off of their "early Saturday playoff game" perch. Gotta go back to Matt Schaub to find another team in that spot.

##sportsdrunk So when they added a Week 18 game, they really just moved the 4th preseason game to the end of the year for all but a handful of squads. Vikings/Packers is Clayton Tune v. Max Brosmer ffs

Why does every cell service commercial feature a random 00s-ass actor wandering around in northern New Mexico wearing denim on top of denim?

#sportsdrunk Indiana kicking the absolute shit out of Alabama as 9 point favorites is more proof we ended up in the wrong timeline

@dbpg.bsky.social Way too relatable

#sportsdrunk "Smithers, I'm beginning to think that the Green Bay Packers are not the brilliant title contender we thought they were."

Today's new video: What the heck is wrong with Madden 95? youtu.be/Bj8-_Qsjy60

NFL Films made this for all of us. A Carol of the DOINKS.

Working on Relaxing 7 and I can't get enough of this track www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfDZ...

#sportsdrunk The Quinn Hughes Experience so far: jarring. I am not used to seeing someone with that much skill in a Wild uniform.

Today's new video: Adventures of Yogi Bear youtu.be/z6yqhRo_Lk4

#sportsdrunk Death, taxes, and Philip Rivers down 2, having to go the length of the field with 2 minutes left

#sportsdrunk It can't be overstated how gross it is to go from the Chiefs run finally close to being over, only for the Pats to become the clear AFC favorite again. Nauseating.

#sportsdrunk Holy f'n smokes bsky.app/profile/russ...

New DrunkFriend! Trav and Alex bring on @rockitgamesnow.bsky.social CEO Michael Devine to talk a little Dodgers baseball, the videogame industry, and the new reimaginings of Goal! and Bases Loaded. www.buzzsprout.com/940924/episo...

#sportsdrunk Love that the name Bevacqua is in the news this week so I have an excuse to listen to this again www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzjW...

#sportsdrunk Brand new sentence never uttered before in the history of civilization: This has been a really fun Bears/Packers game

#sportsdrunk This shambling corpse of a Steelers team about to win their division is just a travesty. Cannot wait to bet against them in the playoffs

I was randomly reminded this morning of Richard Bach, one of my favorite authors when I was a teenager, so I wiki'd him and the sledgehammer of bluntness in this paragraph is the greatest

I've really come to admire the uniquely hideous graphic design of mid-90s Nintendo Power. This one page has at least 8 different fonts (including Superman 64 font)

This is tonight at 9pm Eastern/6pm Pacific. Very excited for everyone to see this!

My vote for the funniest corporate mascot game -- UFO Kamen Yakisoban: Kettler no Kuroi Inbou, a game made to promote UFO Yakisoban ramen noodles www.youtube.com/watch?v=URC0... bsky.app/profile/bren...

Today's new video: Super Dany youtu.be/8jMp-UEi87g

SOURCE: New Mexico and head coach Jason Eck have agreed to a new five-year deal with a raise to an average salary of $1.75 million. Lobos are 9-3 this year and could get their first 10-win season since 1982. One of the best stories in CFB this year: www.nytimes.com/athletic/655...

Thanksgiving power rankings: 1, Potatoes with red chile (IYKYK) 2, Mac and cheese 3, Stuffing with pinon 4, Turkey. Sorry, turkey.

Happy Turkey Day www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...

I don't understand anti-pie folk. Apple, cherry, raspberry, blackberry, key lime, whatever, I'm in. It's just a hot pastry, what's the problem dhttps://bsky.app/profile/rapsheet.bsky.social/post/3m6i3xhqypk2l

If you're a fan of #homebrew #gaming then @snesdrunk.bsky.social has a new video up that might be just up your alley. The video puts some spotlight on a lot of cool projects, both old and new. #SNES #retro #retrogaming #retrogames #indie #gamejam #SNESDev #gamedev

If these shoes come in 4E width, I'm all in www.engadget.com/gaming/ninte...

#sportsdrunk One reason I cant get behind firing KOC (and Kwesi) is because despite recent results, theyve handled the QB spot pretty well. Played the Cousins card perfectly and this shadow-benching appears to be the right move too. Brosmer has a bit of Brock Purdy potential bsky.app/profile/beng...

Today's new video: Super Nintendo homebrew games youtu.be/U995qv4MTP8