Letterman hasn't made a public statement about the show he made famous being cancelled, yet. BUT, he did drop a 20 minute supercut ,on his YT channel, of all the times he trashed CBS on air. Thank you Mr Letterman.

...and yet beyond all odds, Keith Richards lives on.

Maybe Putin has the Epstein files???

Crazy But that's how it goes Millions of people Living as foes Maybe it's not too late To learn how to love and Forget how to hate - Ozzy Osborne (RIP) (yes I’ve played this on accordion)

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I just read that Tennessee doctors can apparently refuse to give prenatal care to unmarried women as it violates their Christian beliefs. Sorry, was i misinformed or was Mary not an unmarried woman?

Just read a headline that said the new Coke made with sugar will be called Mexican Coke. Is that to clarify that American jobs are being sent to other countries, so the immigrants DjT deports have work? 😆 I didn't fact check bc I need it to be true. I need to see kid rock shooting 6 packs of coke

Kudos to Jon Stewart at the #Dailyshow for doing what corporations far more powerful than him don't have the balls to do.

I've had the deaths of 7 people, including my best friend and pets over there last 7 ish months. I'm coping pretty well. So...is it really to much to ask to wake up to a headline that says DjT died in his sleep? I feel like I've earned that.

First my uncle/godfather died, then my cat Tucker, and today, my best friend died. Add the health stuff. It's a lot for 6 weeks

I turned off my alarm without hitting the snooze button for this?

Remember- If you get detained- keep ya mouth shut! Stay safe out here, friends. 💕🙏

Fuck you. Sorry just practicing for my MAGA family bbq this wknd

Breath deep. Center. Find calm. Remember who you are, not what others think you should be. ☮

Guess who has two thumbs and a permanent restraining order from the morgue?

Don’t forget to stop by the new Greenville Zoo Bakery, where our sourdough is 100% bread in captivity.

If you get detained- Keep ya' damn mouth shut!

Ladies, can we stop punishing men who will never get it and start rewarding the ones who actually use their brains and try to be decent humans?

This is about me

So, how's everyone been while I was gone? You all doing ok?

I'm getting really tired of "Breaking News".

Has anyone tried turning the president off and then just leaving him there

take the money and run ew gross no running is awful

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

You really wouldn't like me if I went MORE insane. This is bad enough.

I'm back bitches 1 shoulder surgery down. 1 post surgery bout of sepsis dealt with. Acute(hopefully) stage 3 kidney disease /infection Favorite cat euthanized in emergency situation. Heart broken. 1 mother falling, again Will I be protesting with the vets on Saturday? Damn fucking right I will.

This will be my codpiece summer.

maybe Bluesky is just dead “inside”

I don't know who needs to hear that, but don't follow that ghost child across the trestle

my favorite chapter of The Art of War has got to be the one about General Tso’s victory over chicken

Stop saying pickleball!

2 of the, arguably, most powerful men in the world having a 'high school mean girls' social media spat is the stress reliever I didn't know I needed. I hope they start using gifs and memes. 🤞

If I have to reskeet me and all of my funny friends in order to keep this place alive then goddamnit I will

(3D prints a better version of myself)

😂😂😂

Starting to think the Earth is not going to give us our security deposit back.

I swore I’d catch up on some work today. Pretty sure I lied.

Correction: Police chief, not sheriff

The headlines today make me feel like I woke up in a comic book version of reality. "Sherrif jailed for murder and rape escapes prison." None of that should be a sentence.

first three posts on my timeline started with “fuck off,” loving these vibes

The last time DjT found out he couldn't control an authoritarian, he call call him "little rocket man" and basically threatened to nuke him via twitter. Can we all take a minute to bow our heads in prayer, or whatever, that he has the sense not to start WWIII w/ russia via truth social?

On the bright side, maybe tomorrow's headline will be "DjT falls out of a 15 story window"

Remember when guys were all growing those long-ass beards and were being all proud of them and shit? How gross was *that.*

Soon to be seen on TV- The DjT bomb shelter. What other reason could be have for declaring the crazy guy in Russia, crazy, to the entire world?

On the set of Batman Forever, Tommy Lee Jones allegedly found Jim Carrey so annoying that he told him, "I cannot sanction your buffoonery!" This has lived rent-free in my head for a quarter of a century, and "I cannot sanction your buffoonery" is as funny to me now as the day I heard it.